Playing this game for this game for the first time, and holy shit is it bad
>atrocious graphics
>cringeworthy story and voice acting
>shitty fixed camera
>on screen text crawls by at a snail's pace
>played 20 minutes and haven't even fought a single enemy, just walking around a fucking castle
Is this game really that bad or did it just age like hot garbage?
Also
>one fucking weapon
>one fucking attack button
>enemies can block, but you can't
What the fuck is this shit? Coming off of Ninja Gaiden this feels like straight trash.
Here's the reply you ordered. With a bit of sage on the side.
Yeah the game has aged poorly and DMC was always shallow button mashy shit compared to NG.
>>316493876
How about actually addressing his points retard?
Remember how everyone used to hate SE?
What went right?
>>316493369
They took the 5 foot dildo out of their asses and localized DQ 7 and 8 for the 3DS.
>>316493576
I'm pretty sure that's their Japanese division.
Their European and American divisions are notoriously awful, though.
>used
Alright. Europe vs USA. Who got the worst end of the stick in terms of releases? Back in the SNES and PS1 days Europe used to get screwed pretty bad. With a lot of great games not benig released there. Like Dragon Warrior 7, Valkyrie Profile, Chrono Trigger and some Final Fantasy. Recently Europe has been getting some releases prior to the USA.
So, which continent had (back then and now) the worst release schedule?Please no shit posting
Fuck Europe
Fuck America
Fuck everything
Why are Westerners so shit at making action games?
DMC: Devil May Cry is a better action game than anything Japan has ever shit out.
Easiest game ever
>>316493406
0/10.
What do you suppose they are talking about?
abot how assblasted are sonyponies after cloud's reveal for smash
>>316493179
Yeah, they're so sad Cloud is coming to Smash Bros while they wait to be the first to play Final Fantasy VII Remake
How to delay the game because half their staff die from the Japanese cold.
Excuse me human, do you have a minute to discuss our lord and savior YHVH?
>>316492718
What a trustworthy looking, handsome angel.
Of course we do, reverent angel.
>>316492718
>human
>not son of man
You are not my greatest ally.
>>316492718
COR FUCKING BLIMEY!
It's HAPPENING! No NEVER EVER!
http://eu.square-enix.com/en/blog/dragon-quest-vii-viii-3ds-are-coming-west
Monsters are never ever.
>>316492621
Shame about the long wait though.
>>316493010
W-we could get Joker 3 right?
>>316493010
Dunno, I'm gonna hope that Square goes ahead with that 'crowd fund localization' and we'll see how much they want for specific games. Id' be on board for supporting both Monster titles, as I would for VII and VIII.
>>316493387
>Shame about the long wait though.
At least they're coming and both within the same year. 2016 is gonna be a hell of a year on my wallet.
Why do some of you shit on the Japanese industry when the Western industry is even worse?
I can hardly think of any Western games released that are good and not just annual pushed out products for bank with no creativity in the development at all.
I liked the Witcher but that's technically Eastern.
Can you name some honestly good Western games released in the last 2 gens?
MGO
>>316492451
>I liked the Witcher but that's technically Eastern.
You have got to be fucking kidding me
meanwhile in japan, they've patched MGSV into having a bad f2p model
Lack of legitimate fast travel just fucking kills this game.
What the fuck was Capcom thinking?
>>316492438
The constant framerate drop is what turned most people off, lack of fast travel was annoying but nothing compared to playing a slideshow sometimes.
>>316492961
I assure you only a handful of people on /v/ cared about "framerate drops". The only time that was relevant for most people was with Mystic Knight.
>>316492438
I actually liked that there was no fast travel. It gave the game a LOTR kind of vibe in that I was always traveling long distances to get to places. Can't wait for PC though. HOPE THE GAME IS MODDABLE
What uncommon features would you like to see added to your gaming devices?
Personally I want a button on a controller, basically when you lose your controller you can just press it and follow the sound.
le bump
>>316492065
>button on controller
>lose your controller
how the fuck are you supposed to push that button now?
>>316492597
You're supposed to press the button before losing the controller.
What does /v/ think of Cosmo Wright turning into Narcissa Wright?
What set him/her off to the point of hormones?
Didn't he have a girlfriend?
cosmo hasn't speed run for years
Literally
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't get this cosmo meme
>He's a guy and always picks female characters to play as
>>316491909
>being gay
>Not wanting to be a qt
>>316491909
>he is so insecure about his sexuality that he absolutely has to play and self-insert as a "macho man" every time a game allows it
>Power Armor doesn't protect against radiation.
Why not?
T-51B is supposed to protect you against radiation.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Power_armor_%28Fallout%29
>+30 radiation resistance
Shut up, nerd. Go discuss videogames somewhere else with your kind. Gamers not needed in video game industry.
It does though.
>Space-themed game
>Devs go out of their way to say it's comparable to Firefly
When will this meme end?
Firefly sucked ass.
>>316491969
Exactly.
>>316491969
i will fucking slam you
Webm thread where you at?
Second time posting.
Another failure.
This is probably the most pointless mod ive done
>>316491576
Every webm I've ever seen of Dark Souls looks like the game is a laughable clusterfuck, why do people praise this joke of a game? It's like some Twilight Zone episode or some shit.