RIP in peace to the godfather of trolling games [myg0t]g0d
http://www.warefh.com/home/index.cfm/obituaries/view/fh_id/13229/id/3362512
>>318193238
WHOOOOOOOOO?
>>318193515
this is the original page he made in 1999
g0d was the kid who made myg0t, he also was an opiate addict who enjoyed shooting heroin into his eyes. He eventually was such a junkie they kicked him out of the group. He died like many junkies do at a fairly young age and working at McDonalds
How do we fix this /v/?
>>318192794
Remove BJ Blazkowicz. he's blond now.
>>318192981
>white males are bad, we need more "diversity"
>but not aliens lol
How is the Xbox Elite Controller?
>having literal hams for hands
Oh Americans.
Good but horribly expensive.
Best controller but costs an arm and a leg
Where will you be when Nintendo goes third-party?
Dead probably
>>318192669
There's so much wrong with this post I don't even know where to start.
lol paint
It's basically a remaster machine, isn't it?
>>318192174
No, it's a video game console. It happens to have a lot of remasters on it because they make good money.
They only exist for the xbots who never had ps3
It's a glorified Netflix machine with the most expensive backwards compatibility service ever.
Who the hell... puts an evac station... up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?
CHEESEBURGA
>>318192007
maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate
hahaha coach is fat
>you will never cook and prepare a traditional Japanese meal for Kazuhira as he fumbles with the chop sticks with only one arm and groans as his tummy gets full and eventually falls asleep.
wut
>We will never get to see Kaz showcase his anger towards BB
>We will never get to see Kaz Train Solid Snake
>We will never get to see Kaz in his final moments before getting killed by a still unconfirmed assailant.
>You will never salute (and be saluted by) Big Boss
>Big Boss will never teach you CQC
>You will never go to the shooting range with Big Boss
>You will never go on a camping trip with Big Boss, where he teaches you how to gut and eat various animals
>Big Boss will never rescue you from the enemy
>Big Boss will never place his hand on your shoulder, look you in the eyes and say he respects you...
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Where are you on the Bartle test?
http://4you2learn.com/bartle/
>>318198874
Achiever: 47%
Explorer: 67%
Griefer: 27%
Socializer: 60%
Achiever: 53%
Explorer: 67%
Griefer: 30%
Socializer: 50%
>>318198874
Achiever: 47%
Explorer: 67%
Griefer: 47%
Socializer: 40%
I don't understand why I scored so high on griefer
Why can't we shoot kids in games? isn't that a form of censorship?
why didn't he just shoot urkel?
>>318191843
>Why can't we shoot kids in games?
That's like asking "Why can't we jerk off tigers in games?". It's not that we can't, it's just that no one has actually done it yet.
>isn't that a form of censorship?
No.
Because Americans keep shooting them in real life.
Why my gpu usage and fps drop in cities in Skyrim? Is it becouse of my gtx 960 or i5 4460?
It's because you're a nigger
>>318191670
i have no fucking idea
my shitty i3 and 2gb amd does 60 fps everywhere
It's the CPU for the most part. Skyrim only utilizes 2 cores which means if you have any AMD CPU or a lower clocked or locked Intel CPU, you may experience noticeable framerate drops in cities or when overlooking large areas.
It's a fault of Gamebryo and Bethesda's poor 'optimization'. I believe there's a mod that reduces framerate drops in cities, I'm not sure what it's called.
Just got this on sale for $10
What am I in for?
lots of "meh"
>>318191349
A empty, meme filled, unfunny game. The gameplay was generic but a neat concept, and its reallly pretty. But other than that, meh.
butthurt sonyggers that Spyro Dev made a not-sony shitsclusive
This is a 2007 game
>>318190908
What game is this?
Woah
what game?
Cool Screenshot. Source?
NOOOOOOOOOMax Payne thread
1 > 3 > 2
my opinion is fact
>>318190401
well, youropinionisfact
>>318190401
>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
You have NOTHING else better to do, let's be honest brah.
COME KARTAN!
6/12
Wario is coming for ya
What's the deal with this game?
How did it just blow up in popularity with constant praise of its (apparent) quality?
>>318196289
It's a stealth cater-to-the-internet game.
It has movie references and follows Tumblr's humor.
Unsurprisingly popular among girls.
>>318196289
nothing else to talk about. has a bit of a 'feel good' vibe from it, so people jump on it because they just want a game like that to come around.
it's overrated a shit. pretty fun, solid 8/10 but nothing spectacular. most people who jump on it are fur fags or people who just haven't played a lot of games and this sticks out in the small library they've played.
Basically one guy created a game with a captivating story.
That's it.
I know he had some help but Toby essentially did all the work himself whereas Triple A teams shit out mediocre products.