I have never played a Resident Evil game, EVER.
What game should I start with?
Is there some story that arcs across all games, or only some games?
Is there a canon I should follow or something?
or is it just
DUDE
ZOMBINES
LMAO
>>319270434
fuck off
>>319270559
But I want to get into this series
>>319270813
you sound like an ignorant shithead. Asking about the series is one thing, but suggesting it's that kind of franchise is only going to get these kinds of responses from the anons who actually know what they're talking about.
Vega is about to deliver the final blow to the love of your life, Chun Li
What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Rub one more out.
quarter circle forward probably
>>319270189
Start a thread on /v/ to get people to help me out with this difficult decision.
Various companies, including CyberConnect2, are assisting development. However, CyberConnect2’s production tastes differ from that of Square Enix’s, so the two companies are keeping very close with each other. Director Tetsuya Nomura was annoyed by the direction of the latest trailer, so Square Enix changed it to be closer to its own style.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children‘s models aren’t being used because they’re more than 10 years old and are too deformed (in the sense that they’re unrealistic). Each part of the remake’s models have been adjusted many times...
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>>319270063
Now there gonna jew every last penny out of you goys!
>>319270063
>CC2 is doing this and Naruto instead of continuing .HACK
>>319270774
>.MEME
Favorite NES game?
>>319269936
Motherfucking Ninja GHUY-den
Castlevanias are also bretty good.
Secret meme game:
>Gunsmoke
>>319269936
Please dont die on me yet.
Last game u got?
For me, its Clash at Demonhead
>>319269936
That game looks fun.
For me? Probably something cliche like Super Mario Bros 3. My favorite game I've played after-the-fact (as in recently) is probably the original Bomberman.
ITT post an obscure screenshot from vidya and anons have to guess what vidya it is
I'll start
>>319269895
Half Life 2
>>319270212
Voodoo Vince
why was Scarface and the Ventriloquist never in any of the Arkham games?
Do you honestly think he'd be a buzzword addition?
>>319269797
I think he was referenced in one of them, I cant remember which though.
I think scarface was in a museum in arkham city
>dress in beret, sunglasses, and trench coat.
>Limp around school hallways.
>When someone tries to walk past grab them by there shirt.
>Ask why... why are we still here ?
Now everyone is afraid of me.
Best day ever.
>>319269768
Why is he hot to me?
>>319269846
His pure Aryan genetics.
>>319269846
He has a red tint, which implies heat.
what went right?
>>319269516
nothing, it's just a copy and paste story from Warcraft 3
>>319269689
I'm a SC2 geek and i've been thinking of buying LotV
will I regret it?
Female Protoss do strange things to my penis.
What video game characters routinely job despite being played off as strong?
>>319269184
any Souls Protagonist
>>319269259
Do you not understand the concept of jobbing? The Souls protags canonically "win" in the end.
>>319269184
Quark from Ratchet and Clank is essentially Hercule from DBZ.
Bowser eats shit in half of the Mario RPGs.
Anyone in Starfox who the player has to save.
Gears of War squadmate ai.
LeChuck.
Is Big Boss secretly just autistic as fuck?
> almost never makes eye contact with people who are talking to him
> likes confined spaces like boxes, they make him feel safe
> is gullible, believes shit like eating glow in the dark mushrooms recharge batteries.
> not sociable is awkward around normal people.
> believes in Santa well into his 30s
So what say you /v/?
I remember that funny image, too OP. It was really funny
>>319269134
Autism will destroy the world
Do not let them speak
He's a stoner
>MMO is boring and repetitive
>"You gotta keep playing, the real game starts once you hit level cap!"
Literally no one told you this, OP. You lying piece of shit.
>the real game is grinding for gear and not levels
>>319269098
The fun parts of MMOs are dungeons and raids and getting together with people
Questing can sometimes be fun but mostly is like collect 69 dog dicks and return them to me for 1000 exp
You have to do a bunch of dungeons and raids to enjoy an MMO, if you're just solo questing you'll get bored real quick.
This is the Fire Emblem you let happen /v/, along with the Down's Brigade of Radiant Dawn. What do you have to say for yourselves?Fire Emblem thread?
who cares, the gameplay is leagues above awakening.
>>319269287
How could you not care?
>complaining about Santa Camilla
looks like someone wants a lump of coal for Christmas
So what was your porn game of 2015?
Personally mine was Evenicle.
Gameplay was nice, comfy and fun whilst never really getting boring.
Game was well balanced so you got all the grinding done while playing.
Storyline was quite simplistic and every twist was foreshadowed well in advance but it was done well and everything fit the theme quite well. And Evenicle was thematically quite strong, especially the contrast between Aster andFelton
The girls were also quite good with decent sex scenes. Ramius was my favorite.
You only played some translated shits, right?
Wait did Evenicle get translated or something?
I don't need to justify my fapping sessions by "playing" porn "games". I just fap to raw porn.
>95% chance to hit = Most likely
>85% chance to hit = Eh, maybe
>75% chance to hit = 99 out of 100 shots miss
Well fuck you too game
Try more luck.
>>319268612
Better than XCOM Enemy Thingy.
>75% chance to hit = Direct hit.
>85% chance to hit = MISS!
>95% chance to hit = CRITICAL MISS!
>>319268612
Actually with 75% it's gonna be roughly 25 out of 100 shots missing.
When does the announcement start and what do you think it will be?
date for smash direct
If it was anything really big or meaningful they would have showed it at The Game Awards.