I'm so bad at this game... I died to witch of hemwick 10 times and now i'm stuck at darkbeast paarl...
Is there a trainer where I can just be level 200?
u can train on your dad's cock to level 200 kiddo
maybe one day you'll find out where christmas really means
>>320079052
You could just summon
>>320079052
>died to witch of hemwick 10 times
I'm still angry.
I said if this game was bad, I'd kill myself. So why do I still live in pain knowing Metal Gear series is now dead and this was the final game and that everything we wanted explained was just clouded in more unexplained bullshit.
Because you're a lying faggot?
But yes, I agree, game didn't answer much nor explain much of the existing lore, it was just tackling more unexplained nonsense for the sake of it being there..
>>320078931
because you know that even if you tried to die, your burning desire for revenge against Kojima and Capcom would keep you at death's door. that is why you live.
>>320078931
So the game truly left you off withA phantom pain?
"Our objective with Street Fighter ’ is to start over from zero[…] We want the professional players and the casual fans of the series to return, but we also want to reach those who have never even touched a fighting game."
DROPPED HARD
>>320078643
Didn't they do that already with 4?
Hell I swear Combofiend was saying the exact opposite of this before, that 5 intended to grow the audience they attracted with 4?
>>320078643
>the fighting game "community" actually thinks that ass looks good
ugh
>>320078987
4 is a mess. Even if like every other game the best players will come out on top (more often anyway), it has way too many shenanigans. Also it's slow.
Hate the graphics of KOFXIV all you want, but if you're a real player you'll want to join the KOF fanbase instead.
Why the fuck has something as dumb and unimpressive as playing video games become a defining part of who you are nowadays?
Is this just a big marketing scheme to make you buy more games? People pride themselves in wasting their time with this game instead of this other one, wear clothes revealing how much they like le video games, even discuss how much a game is better than the other like their lives depended on it.
Shit, video games are even considered art by some. People watch videos of people playing video games, watch comedy videos about fucking video games,...
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>>320078578
666
Why the fuck has something as dumb and unimpressive as watching movies become a defining part of who you are nowadays?
Is this just a big marketing scheme to make you buy more movies? People pride themselves in wasting their time with this movie instead of this other one, wear clothes revealing how much they like le movies, even discuss how much a movie is better than the other like their lives depended on it.
Shit, movies are even considered art by some. People watch videos of people critiquing movies, watch comedy videos about fucking movies, listen to podcasts...
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>>320079721
You've summed it up well, I think
Is it just me or is AGDQ (and maybe even speedrunning in general?) dead and busted nowadays?
Did it get too big? Did it become too much of a convention instead of a charity event? Did too many speedrunners use GDQs as platforms to springboard themselves into twitch personalities?
Is the speedrunning meme finally over?
>>320078462
no. you're just gay.
If it wasn't dead before, it certainly is now that Cosmo chopped his cock off and became what he is now.
It's pretty much been people playing the same games over and over again for the past 3 years, so, yeah, it's dead.
Post great matches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpYouzWxtg
This is probably the best Pacman I have ever seen, even Abadango's Pacman wasn't this creative. Now that is what I call Zoning.
Most of the time i just watch ryu players.
I love pac-man, but damn, his matches get way too long thanks to his shitty kill potential.
>smash 4
>competitive
>>320080076
I like both games. If you need to shit on one or the other you're a retard.
>>320079321
All of his kill options are trash so he's practically forced to camp harder than Da Cunt. Especially if your opponent is even mediocre with DI.
>2015
>Consoles still cant play 1080p60fps
Why is this allowed?
You'd think after 10 years they'd be able to pull it off
>>320078249
Nah. They want to make people think they have cutting edge tech so next gen will be outdated pc tech running at 30 fps prob based on the 390 series
man who cares about 1080p
seriously is it just me or does it seem like anything above 720p is just excessive
>>320079462
It's just you
We have to get Melee ahead of Undertale. The non-important gamefaqs vote is upon us!
>>320078226
Prepare to be salty when the legions of Undertalefags blow that shit up.
why were all 3 Mass Effect in that list?
And why did Mass Effect 1 lose to Smash Wii U...
>>320079803
I'm voting for Undertale just for the salty tears
>Sorry Link, I can't give credit!
What did he mean by this?
He wasn't able to give credit to Link
He can't just give you things and expect to be paid back later.
These threads aren't funny.
Dubs gives it a name and/or a description
Real life space invaders
Name: Dikfuk
Description: Watch your dongs
>>320078070
>dubs on /v/
What genre is this game?
>>320077301
Shit
Action game. If you're one of those people who likes to keep dividing genres up into even more arbitrary chunks, it's in the same genre that you'd put Devil May Cry and Bayonetta.
I think I remember the director or the studio or someone referring to it as a mass-hero action game.
>>320077669
Having just beaten it, I can safely say it is of the "hype as fuck" genre.
If Zootopia becomes a world in Kingdom Hearts 3, what animal do you want Sora, Donald, and Goofy to be?
>>320077195
i see about four animals in that poster I wouldn't mind fucking.
>>320077865
I would be damn fine being called a furry if that means i get to fuck the brains out of that bunny+ the giraffe voiced by shakira
>>320077195
Does that fox have any facial expressions other than that smug look?
How about a ending/complaints thread about XCX/Xenoblade? SPOILERS AHEAD.What the fuck was that clusterfuck of an ending? Never mind all the fucking plotholes like that fucking telethia who saved the team, only to never see it again. Fucking cliffhanger at the end? Why would monolith do this if they don't intend to ever make a sequel? Why did lao survive on a beach? How come all of NLA residents are alive if their data was destroyed? What the fuck was that doll that lao stole? Project ares? Why didn't they explain the origins of that? The Great One that even Elma was surprised about, nothing explained about that.
Shit game because of the following too:
>No way to adjust any kind of volume/sound settings. We're in fucking 2016, this is unacceptable. Some cutscenes you literally can't hear the characters because the music is way too high.
>Those stupid circles you have to time your B button to has way too much input lag. It doesn't help that I don't have a choice but to play with a fucking wireless controller + LCD so I miss 99% of them.
>NO way to make multiple save files in-game. NO way to see cutscenes again of even do the story chapters again. Want to fight the last boss? Well too bad if you saved, you'll never fight him again unless you completely make a new game.
>Online exclusive content. Bosses, missions, items, etc so everyone that can only play offline will miss a huge chunk of content. Fuck you monolith, I didn't need any online to fully experience xenogears or the first xenoblade.
1/2 to be continued
>Characters are forgettable compared to the first xenoblade. Bland, emotionless, stiff faces made cutscenes awkward to watch most of the time. It's pretty apparent they blew their whole CS budget on the very last scene after the credits.
>Party commands are useless. They never fucking attack my target even if I press the right button to do it. I have to actually command them to stay near me or they won't listen. Shitty AI.
>Story missions are not paced well. Obviously they rushed the game at the end with only 2 story chapters in sylvalum where you explore a tiny amount, and only 1 chapter in cauldros.
Overall good game ruined by a few simple stuff that would be extremely easy to fix if they weren't lazy fucks and rushed the game.
>>320076764
post more potato
>>320076764
The shit music is my only serious complaint.
It'sa me! The last Sm4sh character!
W-why do you all look so upset...? Didn't you expect a Mario character in a Nintendo game?
nah it would be mario, luigi and paper mario. they would call them the paper jam bros.
>>320076710
>a third Mario
Literally the only character that would anger me
Portal
The Darkness