>there will never be a Xena game
These guys are going to get you, only the last video game character you played as will be able to save you now. How fucked are you?
Nah, he just thinks that the outfit makes him look like Johny Depp or whoever his favourite actor is.
>why haven't you joined the 980 ti master race /v/?
Name a better Doom clone, I dare you.
ITT we look at all these weird games they sell on this Syrian video game vidya store. All are super cheap but it's like 95% fanmade covers, hacks or something odd.
What the shit are these games?
The definitive guide to video game mustaches
>go to gamestop
>employers stare at me all of the time
>go to gamestop
>ask for Senran Kagura 2
>the game clerk with greasy long hair goes nuts
>"WE HAVE A NOT NORMIE HERE"
>pulls out his psvita and shows all of his Senran Kagura and neptunia shit
I just wanted to buy a game and get out
To the people on /v/ that played this game when it came out, what were your initial impressions playing it back then?
And how do you think it holds up?
I felt the first half life was better and was a bit disappointed. I thought the gravity gun was gimmicky and that it interrupted fluid game play because I was focused on finding things to toss in the environment rather than my enemies. I thought the plot was disconnected from the first, and felt the dystopia was a step down from the high science. I didn't care about Alex at all, and her nigger father too. The driving sequences were complete shit too. I honestly thought Doom 3 was better.
I've finally become a wageslave and am working 10 hours a day. I now find it impossible to sit down and play vidya for over 30 minutes a day and I haven't been able to play any decent-length game ever since.
What are some good games that I could enjoy with only 30 minutes of playtime a day? I was thinking maybe a multiplayer game like League of Legends but not as shitty.
Roguelikes in general are pretty pick up and play. Try Brogue, Dungeon Crawl:Stone Soup, or IVAN. If you're looking for something more recent Crypt of the Necrodancer is fun.
Alternatively, Dwarf Fortress?
Sorry I'm late.
Is this the greatest game of the millennium?
Calling all farseers, bog witches and clairvoyant individuals of /v/. Cast your bones, draw your cards and observe your tea leaves! Answer me this simple question.
Is it gunna be gud?
mfw i finally got to the end of Mass Effect 3. Jesus, what happened?
was the ending really the worst part of the game?
it was pretty consistently garbage, i thought
i understand the controversy of bioware saying there wouldn't be just ABC endings, and then they literally gave ABC endings, but to me the rest of the game was still notably bad
>you will never explore space
What video games let me explore space?
What happened to Crono Trigger's dad? Surely his mom had to have had a husband.