Is this man the Nostradamus of our time?
>castle goes 20 days with literally no food at all
>WE CAN HOLD THIS CASTLE UNTIL WE DIE OF OLD AGE
I thought you guys said this game was good?
you're supposed to attack them you mong
not really, but there's foot troops that generally outperform them in places like castle fights where cavalry can't have horses
The Hong Kong version came out in English. All you have to do is create a Hong Kong (and not chinese) PSN account.
Go fucking do it, no excuse.
What does /v/ think of Undertale?
What are the best games with playable lolis?
Pic related, best girl.
How do I get past this fucktard?
>inb4 "hurr git gud durr"
ITT: shockwave games
It was $3 on psn.....what am I in for, /v/?
I haven't even seen a bear IRL ;-;
Or a waterfall. I hate the waterfall captcha because I've only seen waterfalls in tv and movies and basically am doing what a computer algorithm would do to identify them from other media I've seen.
Sometimes I wonder if bears and waterfalls are even real, and space.
Why was FIFA 14 the worst FIFA, /v/?
You've already played football games, right?
Why the fuck is her jaw so square?
Why the fuck does every woman in the PS4 Infamous games have square jaws?
Why the fuck is this so common in Western games at the moment?
It kind of looks like her VA but it's so incredibly off-looking that it's uncanny (for one Laura Bailey's jaw is not that fucking square)
Even the fucking earlier Infamous games had proper looking women fuck me it is so fucking annoying
>Main villain of her game hits on her
SHE'S FUCKING DISGUSTING JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT HER.
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Ugly-ass American's actually find this attractive. They literally think that manly jaws on women are sexy.
Fuck I hate this country. Shit like this is why I'm otaku as fuck.
Because real life women don't have jaws made of flowers and western games tend toward naturalism/realism.
Do I think that's an acceptable answer? Absolutely not. Everything about this shit permeates Western design, from the mechanics to the aesthetics.
It extends to that "brown haired crinkled chip packet white guy" protagonist you see so often, that I've see /v/ defend on occasion. Why do they do that? Because realism with a dash of "relateability". Fuck that noise. Give me extraordinarily beautiful women and interesting, gorgeous men.
And give me some decent fucking action mechanics while you're at it. Goddamn boring slow cover shooters.
If a modern video game crash were to happen, what series of events would cause it?
mainstream review sites exclusively giving 8's, 9's, and 10's.
its going to happen eventually, videogames aren't qualitative sums of parts and eventually people are going to realize they are getting the same slightly more polished turds every year.
Too many fanservice games on a single handheld.
There is already a genre crash happening and that is the Panty Quest localization efforts. Sure you can buy the Asian English version but fuck who knows when the execs in Japan makes a pants on head retarded move and shut that money valve off since they are allergic to money.
Hi /v/, I got a PS4 recently along with witcher 3 and have been playing that non-stop. However, I definitely need a break from that game from time to time to play something else. What's something not too long, approachable and fun I can play for quick-moderate gaming sessions to take a break from my main game? Perhaps some sort of single-player game maybe 10-20 hours or something like that.
Normally a multiplayer shooter would do the trick but to be frank, those are anything but easy and approachable and I'd be getting my ass handed too many times for them to be fun.
What senpai? Bloodborne doesn't sound short or approachable at all. Seems like a main game more than anything. I'll probably pick it up once I'm done with TW3, but for right now I don't think so.
ITT, useless party members.
>quiet as fuck
Lucas has defensive PSI moves
Kumatora has offensive PSI moves
Duster has his tools
What does Boney do?