I made this thread so that the Sonybros can hide out until the shitstorm passes.
What games are you playing?
Anything you're looking forward to?
>>320302558
>What games are you playing?
None. I don't have any games.
Delete this
SAO: lost song. only good game on the vita
I guess the dream is finally dead
SOME
BODY
ONCE
Rank the Smash Wii U newcomers.
Villager : Interesting but ultimately meh
WFT : meh
Megaman : Ok
Rosalina : Ugh
Little Mac : Pretty cool
Greninja : Nobody asked for this
Miis : Whatever
Palu : eh...
Pacman : S'alright I guess
Robin : Fucking Yes.
Lucina : WHY
Shulk : He's alright
Dark Pit : again, WHY?
Bowser Jr. : Pretty good
Da Cunt : a fucking cunt
Ryu : He's neat
Cloud : Limit Breaks look rad
Corrin : another fucking fire em- whoa shit he actually seems fucking neat.
Bayo : Well SHIT, this just got cranked to 11.
>Actual Nintendo All-Star
Villager
Little Mac
Mii
Duck Hunt
Mega Man (though he's not nintendo)
>Holy Shit The Hype Is Real
Ryu
Cloud
Bayonetta
>Respectable choice
Pac Man
Shulk
Bowser Jr.
>Hilarious
Wii Fit Trainer
>I could do without
Robin
Rosalina
Palutena
Lucina
Greninja
>Holy Fuck Kill Yourself
Dark Pit
Corrin
Ranking them based on their character rather than their implementation.
God tier:
Mega Man
High tier:
Ryu
Bayonetta
Little Mac
Shulk
Good tier:
Cloud
Wii Fit Trainer
Greninja
Pacman
Palutena
Rosalina
Robin
Okay tier:
Villager
Bowser Jr
Mii Fighters
Duck Hunt
Corrin
Shit tier:
Lucina
Dark Pit
I think it's a perfect time for a Despair thread.
>>320302280
sakurai is the new queen of despair
>>320302280
*boob thread
>>320302280
Her sprite has much nicer boobs, since they're drawn surprisingly realistically.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through THE BTFO RAP!
HUH!
>Corrin confirmed
salty because FE paying big bucks to ruin the roster
>bayonetta confirmed as ballot winner
>shed tears of joy as i hear the cries of wolf fags as they realize their fur fantasy will never come true
HE
>"“The process, however, of actually creating a character often takes well over a year, where we are constantly working on the model, the animations, the audio and the balancing."
Which means Bayonetta would have been in production back in February at the earliest. Even if we give Sakurai the benefit of the doubt and say nine months, that's still May, around a month after the Ballot began. Hell, even if we say six months, that's still August, which means that the Smash Ballot was still in full swing. Bayonetta clearly...
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>>320301939
No shit, don't expect GAYMERS to understand how long it takes to make gaymes.
By that logic Smash 4 took 50 years to make.
6 FE reps
2 DK reps
There is no universe where this makes sense. I am so assdevestated I can't even talk.
It didn't have to be k rool. Donkey fucking Kong deserves another character. FUCK SAKURAI.
>>320301758
>tfw you will never have a cutie monkey gf like Dixie
>tfw you will never be cucked by Donkey Kong's bbc
>tfw you will never be laughed at by mistress Dixie and her hung lover DK for not being able to compete
>tfw you will never have mistress Dixie give DK a tugjob with cumshot all over your face
>tfw you will never know what alpha gorilla semen taste like
Why...
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DK as he is now was made famous by westerners, so that's why Sakurai doesn't give the series any love.
>>320301758
You're right, but this place has too many weebs.
So which is better?
>>320301753
you already have a pc, so an xbox is more than useless.
so it's ps4
>>320302565
Well what exclusives do they both have?I dont really care but my friend is planning on getting on xboxone
>>320303002
PC>>>>ps4>xbone.
But ultimately, just get what your buddies are getting if you want to play multiplayer.
Either way it's not a huge difference.
>The miracle never happen...
ITT post reactions of characters you voted for but didn't make it in.
>>320301536
>''thank you for watching'' screen comes in
>suddenly out of nowhere
>''OBJECTION!''
>Phoenix Wright trailer starts playing
If only...
>>320302256
I know man... I know.
>>320301536
Now that it's confirmed that Nomura still knows how to draw Cloud, what the fuck happened with the remake?
>>320301471
>those arms
What the fuck? That's a complete 180 from what was shown in the remake
>>320301471
What if his model changes throuhout the game
>>320301471
I love the rivalry between Cloud and Link.
This was just fucking cruel, holy shit.
Do we at lest get the music from the forest maze added?
At least he got some recognition. That's better than most.
Yeah, that foot clipping is as cruel as it gets.
>A new survey finds that men and women play video games in roughly equal measure -- but men are much more likely to call themselves "gamers."
>The Pew Research Center published the new findings on Wednesday. Surveys were conducted on 2,001 American adults in June and July this year. All told, 50 percent of men and 48 percent of women of any age said they play video games, but 15 percent of men "identify as 'gamers'" while only 6 percent of women do. The numbers are more split for the 18-29 age bracket, where 77 percent of men and 57 percent of women say they play video games but 33 percent of men and a paltry 9 percent of women identify as gamers.
>"There's clearly something there that makes young women say, 'Gosh, I don't identify with this community,'" Brianna Wu said.
>"Anyone can look at the video game industry and see the product we put out and say we suck at representing women. It's a very predictable consequence of 30 years of making video games a boys club," she added.
>Women are also questioned even when they identify as gamers. For example, when this exact subject came up in the Guardian last year, commenters were quick to allege that women aren't actually gamers because maybe they're just playing smartphone games.
>If you're trying to claim that "Candy Crush" is in some way an inherently different activity than "Fallout 4," you're just wrong. They're both electronic interactive entertainment of the very same sort.
>It's a flawed premise anyway, as there's no reason to believe that women, as opposed to men, favor smartphone games over console games. In fact, it's arguable that more women than men own video game consoles.
>And if you were really going to be a stickler, you could crack open the gosh darn Merriam-Webster, look at the definition of "gamer" and realize that it's simply "a person who plays games and especially video or computer games."
So what do you, /v/ consider to be a true gamer?
POST YFW BAYO IN SMASH
>>320300954
>do you play video games (on PC, console, smartphone, tablet, handheld?)
>if yes, you're a gamer
Seems simple to me
>>320300954
>So what do you, /v/ consider to be a true gamer?
A person whose main interest is games.
What's the best game?
There is no objective answer for that. We can only give you personal favorites, which in my case, would be MGS3.
>inb4 Tetris
>>320300907
New Vegas is the best RPG I've ever played.
the rap game
What characters do you want?
Hmm idk, Blaziken?
All veterans at the point (maybe minus Pichu an Young Link, unless Young Link is made into a non-clone) plus the other top ballot votes.
>>320300861
Adolf Hitler
BASED NOMURA
I love how out of all the characters he chose fucking Game & Watch to be on the poster.
I feel like Nomura has gotten worse as an artist over time. I liked his Parasite Eve 1 era best.
>>320301295
I like his current artwork.