Sony is so advanced their consoles don't need thermal paste to run
Do you even know how thermal paste works?
>tfw running ps4 game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5YJsMaT_AE
What is the most depressing game you've ever played?
Hardmode: No Lisa or Yume Nikki
>>322189605
life
>>322189605
Phantasy Star Online Ep3
All 3 episodes have a fucking bleak tone shift, but 3 is the most depressing.
HALF LIFE IS LITERALLY HAPPENING HOLY FUCK!
>For those who don't know, this artifact was found in an image on Steam relating to the comic
>>322189309
Oh shit that is a image for ants.
UH OH
worldsocold.com
>walk in gamestop
>wanna buy trials of COLD steel
>she looks at me funny saying I might be too old to play with cartoons in a condescending tone
>Look at the bitch like she's stupid
>she gets nervous and gets my game
>I can hear her call me a psycho under her breath as I walk away
FUCKING gamestop
>no replies for my fake story ;_;
>>322698882
Have a reply, anon. Don't cry.
>Walk in to Gamestop
>Get a copy of Tenchu Shadow Assassin
>Get ready to buy game
>Guy at register asks for ID despite me looking like a fat manchild
>It is almost like he was trying to gut for for being a 35 year old basement dwelling failure
>So I pay three dollars with a debit card, and swipe it over and over again
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What are you playing as your last game of the year, /v/? Pic related for me.
Bastion
It's fun.
Not sure if Animal Crossing counts, since all I did was attend the New Year's countdown but didn't actually do anything else. I played pic related before that. Those mutants don't fuck around.
I'm playing Europa Universalis IV as Ainu.
I've basically conquered all of Japan (except a 1-province Daimyo) and I'm working on colonizing the pacific.
Take that you Yamato fucks!
Discuss
>>322697801
of course monitors, TV's have the worst input lag ever, color, crappy scaling , artificial 120+hz etc
Monitor for new stuff, tube tv for old consoles.
monitors have a much higher ppi ratio, much better when you're looking up close
So the new AC game got leaked not too long ago, set in ancient Egypt. Sounds like Ubisoft is getting their shit together saving the release for 2017.
Is this a sign of the franchise getting back on it's feet? Will Assassin's Creed ever live up to the old days like II and Brotherhood?
WE
>>322697435
>hate on AC3 for not having tall buildings to scale
>think having an AC game in a literal desert is "getting their shit together"
No it wont, since it'll be the same copy pasted gameplay the other 5000 entries to the series had
The novelty has worn off long ago and the only redeeming factor this game series had was the ship combat in 4 which they didn't even make a spin off with
What a shame
Is Dark Souls the game of the generation?
>Released on every platform
>Unique multiplayer
>Mysterious lore that goes perfectly with the internet, anons arguing over it and people trying to explain it
>Difficult, no handholding
>10/10 meme potential (praise the sun)
>memorable music and bosses, even more so if you dig a little deeper
>perfect blend of...
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Dark Souls is the best game ever made.
>>322188692
Game of the decade makes sense honestly. I think there is an argument for it.
>>322189079
Honestly I can't think of anything that adds up. Sure Ass creed or CoD defines the majority of the generation but Dark Souls is much better than them, and shows good unique qualities.
What if Samus was a bird?
I would put my penis in her cloaca, if you know what I mean.
>>322188508
I'd tap that.
The fuck you talkin about m8? Samus always been a bird. Fuckin Nintendo made her into an even hotter bird with that skin tight suit she wearin now.
Damage reports from steam sale?
>>322697314
a 2$ DLC for me
that's all
Dying Light
Wasteland 2
NEO Scavenger
Crypt of the Necrodancer
I feel mildly satisfied with my purchases.
nothing because i just pirate
ITT: Merchants that don't make sense in universe
>hunched over cockney man in an overcoat without enough power to conquer a small African country
>is also a zombie
>>322188456
The real question here is that is there smut of him?
it's implied he's either a los illuminados double agent/ former los illuminados.
A man has to make a living, even if he's a man with a weird bug inside him
Anyone still play this?
No.
How is Eyes of Heaven?
No
People are still playing Capcom's JoJo's instead of this.
>>322189031
Terrible.
That game was made to pander to Jotarofags.
>I'm not gonna lie to you, Lieutenant, you're stepping into some shoes the rest of the squad would rather leave unfilled
What did he mean by this? What was wrong with the shoes?
>>322695714
They shit in them and were waiting for someone else to step in them and you ruined it
They were a birthday present for Dr Halsey but N6's spartan feet were too big and ripped the stitching a little
because your the replacement and they are sad the old guy died and your replacing him
its like your not my real mom thing
Why arent there more games like the EDF series? Just plain old no nonsense fun.
Too video gamey.
They're my favorite games. My friends and I found EDF 2017 in a bargain bin for $5 and decided to go for it. It was so campy and silly that we were instantly in love.
It's a great coop game.
Not cinematic enough
how does this picture make you feel?
>>322695563
>all those DayZ knock-offs doing better than DayZ
>>322695563
The difference in players between the #1 game and the #3 game is interesting. Quite a fall-off.