create a plot for a video game
>>322238368
you are the last sperm in the ballsac and you have to defeat the demon king
Irish republican army.
>>322238368
you are the furry man and you have to file taxdes
Dark Souls thread. Post fun bosses.
Golemposting
>>322238121
Literally kick you off the edge: the boss
Good, fun bosses:
Ornstein and Smough
Artorias
Manus
Kalameet
Gwyn
Passable bosses:
Nito
Sif
Capra demon
Shit bosses:
the rest.
Why does Kirkbride have such a huge boner for all things Dunmer?TES Thread
Boy I can't wait for fallout 4 with swords
>>322238292
this tbqh family wonder how bad they're gonna fuck up this time
Because the Dunmer have the most interesting culture in TES. Even in the first two TES games Dunmer were always a interesting race.
Official Nintendo New Years wallpaper
>no Ashley
It's shit.
Nintendo's Lightning again.
yeah they sent me the thing too
since this is dead, where is the new place to go for recommendations?
here you go
>>322237427
never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
How does /v/ feel with Undermeme stealing all the memes from it?
Under what?
>>322237125
To be fair, that meme is really fucking outdated.
It's like being angry they took a troll face.
Haha it just like my frog memes!
So did this game not dissapoint for anyone else?
I'm a huge Fallout fan. I loved Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas. I thought Fallout 3 was total shit looking back at it.
Fallout 4 was looking to be a huge dissapointment for me, I thought it was literally going to be Skyrim with guns but it turned out much better than Skyrim and way surpassed my expectations.
>NO FUCKING ENCLAVE
>Brotherhood still exist but they're more true to their original selves and look more like a technological dictatorship...
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It's shit
Nice blog post.
>>322237163
Thank you.
What if its good?
>>322237018
Then I'll pirate it when wii u is hacked. Fuck paying for censorship.
>>322237018
>Game heavily promoted in viral marketing
>Sells 20,000 copies in the premier two days
Someone tipped people off. Either a leaked copy or someone that playtested it.
>>322237018
It's a great game according to the people on here who already have it.
>>322237436
Actually the opposite since sales on the eshop went up after the first day.
So I just bought the 3 pack on Steam and I'm a little confused. Do I play Returns first? I'm looking at the content option and it says they both have Dead Man's Switch and Dragonfall but I'm reading Dragonfall: Director's Cut has more options, better combat/UI, and extra endings. Do I just play DMS through Dragonfall? Do I start with Returns and move to Dragonfall?
Shadowrun thread. Suggest builds to me, it's been a while since I've played an isometric RPG
pls help ;____;
All I've heard is Returns is mediocre as hell
>>322236576
Skip returns and only play Dragonfall and Hong Kong.
Returns had a bunch of problems which were fixed in Dragonfall and HK. Those games are overall also much better in terms of writing and shit.
Can't remember exactly what builds were "optimal" in the games, but I seem to recall that in Dragonfall your protag being a decker with a focus on rifles was good.
Is there a single video game character who can beat Christopher Robin at Baseball?
>>322236306
Corvo Attano
Time-stop + blink + fully upgraded blade = Christopher's death
>>322236484
/thread
>>322236306
Revan aka space Jesus
ITT: vidya ptsd
what kind of old game is that lol
wat
ITT: bullshit sections in video games
>>322235759
Easy as fuck
>Did all 3 parts to it
>realise afterwards that I only needed to do the first one for the substory completion
well fuck
Will competitive Smash be the same now that he's gone?
It will always be autistic, so yes.
Leave Genesis to me.
>>322235624
Did he finally get that job at Nintendo?
58% OF /V/ AGREES THAT WITH THE RECENT ATTACKS ON OUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WE SHOULD SUE VALVE.
http://strawpoll.me/6373278/r
>all these valvecucks saying no
god you lot are pathetic
I 99% agree that you should fuck off
How are you going to prove damages?
Debate this.You can't.
Sent :^)
>>322235496
thx ;3
Am I supposed to know these gooks?