>Be right hand bodyguard for local prison gang boss.
>Life's good man.
>Just finished fapping to sissy painting of Kimball for the 8th time today.
>Some asshole I've never seen before runs up in our gang uniform.
>I try to stop him before he gets to Eddie so I can tell him my cool nickname.
>The moment he gets within 3 feet of him I can't move.
>Everything...
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>>329146707
>Be me a 300-year-old vampire
>Stuck in this little girl body forever
>notsobad.png
>Get candy and it's easier to fed on stupid people
>"Oh, please, Mister. I'm lost and I need to get home!"
>Gets them every time
>Astrid leaves
>Said something...
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>>329148023
That little shit ruining my purge.
This is a good thread
How do you calm down and wash away all the salt after a long losing streak?
fap
Go on /v/ and shitpost about how the game sucks.
>>329143238
Go outside and when you come back do something else.
Name one game with a more beautiful and realistic world than this.
My dick.
CandyLand
Why aren't you playing the newest Metroid?
wat game?
>>329142468
porn game
>>329141981
because metroid can't crawl
Are there any mods for Fallout 4 that give it a more Fallout 3-like atmosphere? Bit less colour, more gray/brown, that sort of thing.
>>329141507
fuck off kid
>>329141646
Rude
Fallout 3 had a great atmosphere.
What kind of atmosphere did Fallout 4 have?
>Fallout 3
dark and gloomy
>Fallout New Vegas
post-apocalyptic western
>Fallout 4
Bioshock Infinite in a wasteland?
holy shit Gumshoes back
Mayas back too
>>329141336
now you got my attention
Where are these from?
ITT: we trigger /v/
I read bad things about Planetary Annihilation. Was it really any good?
>>329140597
What do those percentages even mean?
Nintendologo.jpg
Or
Nintendo_Treehouse.png
Pick your poison.
What are some games that make you smarter for having played them?
>>329140072
Nothing makes you smarter.
You make you smarter.
Your understanding and ability to apply what you've sought to learn make you "smarter".
>>329140226
Reading a classic novel or playing sudoku are things that exercise your brain, as opposed to a mindless activity like playing the latest Assassins Creed. That's what I'm trying to get at, which games serve as a mental workout?
>>329140721
>Reading a classic novel
Doesn't matter if you have no comprehension of what you've read
>Be a 26 year old dude with gaming fatigue.
>The only games I played before PSX came out was Super Mario All Stars and Bubsy both for SNES.
>Play Earthbound out of boredom.
>Get overwhelmed with nostalgia to the point it feels like this game is part of my childhood.
What the fuck is wrong with this game ? Why does it feel like it was always part of my life. Why am I enjoying it so much ? I thought gaming was over for me.
>>329134620
Earthbound?
Looks like an Undertale mod
Is it good?
>>329134620
I remember feeling that way the first time I played it. What a wonderful summer that turned out to be.
>>329134620
I had this very same feeling with FF7 last year. It's crazy.
so how was it
>>329133615
Better than expected, would buy another one.
>>329133615
Master Cup is BS
>digimon
Is it 2001 again?
I loved the shit out of Castlevanias since CV1 and SOTN was my top fav but I never really liked Metroid or played it. I didsome thinking on why and it is probably because the whole sience-pop part behind it looks slightly boring and silly to me, like Star Wars setting.
But Environment Station Alpha softened me a bit. let's try this shit without getting bored.
P.S. I hated Axiom verge and its level design and quit it after 32 mins.
>>329133387
okay. nice blog post.
I like Castlevanias more because I prefer melee over ranged
>>329134639
Sometimes I get bored of killing demons and I want to fuck up some aliens instead.
>most of the "enemies" you kill in metroid games are just animals minding their own business in their natural habitat
Place an estimate review score and time it takes to finish according to /v/
>On PC too
Selling my Xbox because of this to be honest. Wont even buy it on PC on release because I don't know how it will run, but the Xbox is gone. I expect a 7/10 for me personally.
Should I buy a PS4?
8.8
6 hours
7.5
3 hours long
Screencap this
Is there anything more to the gameplay than attack, dodge?
Is the Souls series to action games what Just Cause is to sandbox games - just the basic mechanics?
yes, there is more to the gameplay than that.
>>329133017
well thats good to hear. thank you.
Yes its attack and dodge timing with stamina management, there's isnt much more to it.
>Japanese game gets English localization
>songs in the English version of the game get localized in English too
>tfw the concern about HashtagFE getting censored is growing and growing bigger than my hardon for Tsubasa
>tfw this'll be a cheap dub
>tfw they won't get VAs that can act AND sing
>tfw they'll only make and print 100,000 copies and make no more that'll make...
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Don't worry; NoA is localizing this, not Atlus.
>>329132571
Just learn nihongo you wanker.
>>329132691
Is that actually confirmed?
why the FUCK does the kill option not trigger after parrying some enemies
This game is absolute shit compared to tenchu, theres literally no escape or alternative combat options
>combat
>>329131742
>getting caught
Stop getting caught.