/v/, I'm making a Magic 8 Ball game, reply with some great answers for it and they may be programmed in. 3 8's in a row will definitely make it in.
"Shit nigger, I don't know I'm just a ball"
>>329869850
This one
"You wish."
"Have you tried asking a mirror?"
"Hold on, I know a guy who knows a guy."
>Less then 2 months until release
>Haven't seen any game play that isn't heavily scripted. Ai likely to be as bad as ever.
>No news on Vampire Counts
>Chaos Warriors literally cut from the game to be a pre-order bonus
>Armies missing units from the table top, likely more dlc.
At least this blunder wont surprise anyone. Do you think mods will be able to salvage it /v/?
>>329863026
It pains me. I want it to be amazing. I've been waiting 15 years for Total Warhammer. CA, pls don't fuck this up.
>>329863026
It's going to be shit and we all know it. After Rome 2, the lack of updates for that and all the other broken games, the lack of giving a fuck about the way the games play, etc etc, I can't see this being anything short of a Total Disaster.
I will still be buying it, but not on release.
>>329864281
Day 1 pirate for me. Learned my lesson with Rome 2.
On the off chance its actually good, I would later get it on sale.
Anyone else hyped for Trillion??
>>329859083
Please tell me more, OP.
>>329859083
Maybe. Haven't decided if I'll buy it yet. The positive Famitsu scores are a plus but I don't really have a good sense of the combat system yet. And having to sacrifice your team members one by one is going to be ... difficult.
>>329860814
It's a daughteru raising sim where you raise your daughterus to defeat the ancient evil
Prepare for feels
Why is video game critique so lousy compared to film or music critique?
Will it improve in the next decade or so?
Who is the most interesting video game critic at the moment?
Who is the most contrarian video game critic at the moment?
Video game critics are the same fanboys raving on message boards. Only difference is they get paid to be total faggots.
You actually have to put forth effort in experiencing video games. I'm not going to say all video games take the same level of skill, but most require at least basic ability to get through. Meaning there's a lot more to affect a reviewer's opinion, also just a wider variety of likes, dislikes, and things a reviewer may or may not want to put effort into. I assume people on like youtube or whatever, probably just review whatever they want, but in a larger setting, someone may get assigned to something they don't particularly enjoy, have the skill for, or just...
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>>329859005
Because they're considered children toys regardless of their rating.
>Will it improve in the next decade or so?
No. If anything it'll get worse due the increasing pressure on publishers to sell more copies to keep up their earning rates with the increasing development cost, ergo more bullshit against the consumer's best interests and thus more media justification of it from profesional shills.
>Who is the most interesting video...
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Super Mario Maker thread. Shill your levels, play others.
>>329858851
this game is dead annon, move on please, stop making these threads with your 2 friends at home, how much nintendo pay you anyway?
>>329858851
How many stars do I need to be able to upload up to 20 courses?
>>329859718
dead game is getting an update soon.
>>329859817
50 stars
Is there any reason to hate this thing anymore? It seems pretty good now.
I don't think people hated it just feel what's the point of owning one?
>>329858246
Worst versions of multiplats and no exclusives.
It's fucking trash, anon
It's just inferior to the PS4 in every single way
The UI is not good, its slow, the console itself is ugly and so are the games
The only good thing about it is the great controller
>It's insulting to the fans to release a Metroid spinoff I stead of a main game after so many years
Donkey Kong was nothing BUT spinoffs for over a decade before they released a new Country game
Why are Metroid fans such fucking wimps?
I think it's funny that one of the most mature games Nintendo makes has the most immature fanbase.
>>329854274
First of all, DKC games are 2D. When Rare tried making a 3D collectthon out of DK, it was shit and bombed.
Second, it's been more than a decade since Fusion and every Prime game besides 1 is mediocre. Metroid needs a new 2D game, period.
I'm a massive DKfag who also really enjoys Metroid, and both series have their problems, but DKC games are all great at the least. Metroid is wildly inconsistent. I imagine being a dedicated Metroidfag is really annoying.
>>329854981
>every Prime game besides 1 is mediocre
echoes was great, though
>Build settlements in shitholes no one actually wants to live in (Murkwater, Tenpines, Greentop)
>Actual decent places (like external vaults) are only available as settlements with shit Nexus mods
>Make actual former towns with existing infrastructure like Concord and Cambridge Street filled with spawnable NPCs instead of giving the ability to turn it into proper settlements
Sasuga Todd.
>>329853339
I mean, yeah?
If you want responses, try shitposting or trolling.
>>329853563
Red Rocket as a settlement really pisses me off.
That gets the workbench and not Concord?
Concord has like 20 ready made houses that I can just only install beds with and abandoned shoplots I can use to put stores in.
And yet, the shitty gas station between Concord and Sanctuary is the one that gets the workbench.
Fallout 4 was just a poorly thought out game. I'm shocked how little care went into its creation. At least some love -- even minute -- went into making Skyrim.
>Half Life 3 will never come out
>Even if it does it will be undoubtedly shit, unable to live up to the name
>Will most likely be tainted with SJW crap, to "Keep with the times"
>The writing will be shit
>Everything is shit
>Valve now live for hats and freemium shit
Jesus fuck, /v/. What's the point in this shitty industry anymore. Everything is just going to be...
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>>329856083
>it will be undoubtedly shit
I really doubt this
It wont be the best shooter of all time like both of its predeccesors were but it can't be shit. Valve hasn't produced a shit game. I dont even know if they're capable of it
Half-Life 2 was shit though
>>329856195
So Half-Life 1 is what then? An offense to gaming? Because it was worse than 2.
How do we fix sonic to be better?
Make SA3 but with only speed stages.
Kill every single character besides Sonic and Robotnik.
>>329856074
Only memelords think the reason sonic is bad is because the characters.
Fuck this piece of shit game srsly. Spoilers ahead but doesn't matter cuz the game is gay af
>Family matters
>FF to fighting the botchling
>try attacking ahead on at lvl 3
>big mistake
>try alternate, walking the thing up the hill
>literal walk through park
>wraiths appear at least twice through the park, idk for certain because I rage quit for a...
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lol look at this nerd
>>329854270
>lv 3
Did you do 0 exploring at all?
Also GIT GUD
lmao git gud
Is there a place in gaming for shameless sexual content? I'm obviously aware of the big schoolyard fight that's going on in the industry at the moment about what games should and shouldn't be, but do you think there's a place in that vision for porn? Games like Senran Kagura and DoA Xtreme are titilation for titilation's sake, and isn't that okay? If there's a market for it, why should creative types not cater to that demographic? Can't we create games aimed squarely at a horny audience and that audience enjoy said erotic content and everyone...
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the market for it is a lot smaller than you think
you know how you screech about "normies"? well, unfortunately they decide whether you get creepy fucked-up animu sex in your video games
so sorry
h e l l o r e d d i t
>>329850878
what is with Japs obsession with asscracks?
What's /v/'s opinion on this game?
Good overall but the removal of the mission boards and IQ skills and replacing them with fixed missions and RNG hurts the game too much for me to make it a favorite.
Quite remarkable. Wont be long until sun and moon gets a version of its own.
Should I pick this up as a first MD game?
Remember me /v/?
>>329848000>Lived with the man you love for years
>Never got the dick
>>329848234
>His son grows up to be a great warrior and attractive
>Successfully carries on his father's legacy
>Don't get to fuck him either
>Her speed cap will never be that magical 34 or higher
Does anybody have experience with reproduction carts?
I've been thinking of getting this, but I'm worried it won't work. Or it might do the famous 'Erase your file at final boss' pirate protection.
>>329847578
I haven't played that specific one, but I've gotten a few repro carts before, seemed to work just fine on my snes.
>>329847578
Don't do it, you can seriously destroy your console this way.
My Sega Genesis died this way. I will never forgive myself.
just use an everdrive