Shit's fake, prove me wrong by backing your statements up with factual proof and evidence
>>331807368
Prove why I should feel it's a fake.
>>331807368
>>331807527
And thus, we have reached an impasse.
>posts picture of controller
>asks for proof of the controller
I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.
I've never seen a company so fucking out of touch with their fans.
I saw that patent last year and really thought nothing of it.
I didn't want to think about it.
I gave Nintendo the benefit of the doubt.
Here I am today, finding out that a screen with two nipples will be the next controller for the long awaited, new console.
tl;dr How do you cope with the death of a loved one?
>Falling in love with companies
First mistake.
>Treating companies like they're human
Second mistake.
>Thinking because you're a fan you matter.
third and final mistake, three strikes and you're out.
Stop being a consumerist pig.
>>331805207
Or you could have realized that you are not their target audience and moved on with your life
>>331805376
who the fuck is this even targeted to?
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't playing SFV right now.
>>331804627
no q
>>331804627
I haven't moved on from Alpha 3.
I just got done with a 2 hour session with a net no points lost or gained.
Well /v/, you've beaten the final boss and cleared way to the princess. Unfortunately, the boss disposed of the key and there's no way to unlock the cage...except..
There is a chest in front of you that contains any /v/idya related item you can use at your disposal. How will you save the princess?
>>331804449
Open the chest to get a ladder
Fuck the chest already, we all know it's gonna be a lewd mimic.
>>331805263What about a golem? Chest head, cage torso, torch limbs.
What did Hyrule Warriors do right?
>>331799604
Dunno. Is it good?
>>331799604
Most of it.
>>331799604
Made everybody who criticized Musou as a brainless, easy, casual genre eat their own shit with its grueling Adventure Mode maps.
Would pic related be good as baby's first mmo?
Never let played an mmo before but it seems fun and interesting. Don't have any buddies that play it though, so gotta consider that fact.
>>331793919
yes.
There is no point in playing a "babby's first MMO" because it's incredibly dumbed down compared to any single player RPG and the social aspect isn't even that big because of the poor design.
If someone had never played a platformer before, would you recommend them Mario or some Barney the Dinosaur flash game?
Nah, the combat is pretty dull
I would only play it if youre really into Final Fantasy
Who else /waitingfortorrent/ here? Get in here, piratefags.
>tfw anybody can get the game
>tfw all the smart people who can crack games hasn't gotten the games
JUST
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T
Jesus christ I can't wait
>>331792887
>waiting to pirating a game with lots of online features
>not just playing the JPN console version
>Remember to take occasional breaks.
>winners don't do drugs
Does the WiiU also have shit like that or is it only on 3DS
>if you start having a seizure stop playing the game and lie down
/v/, when I think about buying a console, I don't worry about the fucking controller. I worry about the games.
I do worry about the controller. Of course i will worry, if the controller is shit everything is also shit by default because i can't fucking play the game well.
How progressive of you, OP.
The controller needs to be good for the games to be playable, dipshit.
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>>331782508
Get mad OP. I'm still gonna play it
Bad, but expected. Bloodborne feels constantly sub 30 for me in some areas. I guess it's shut coding, because neither are stunning games.
>>331782508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5JysgprVds
Why the new Ace attorney soundtracks can't give the satisfaction on a "OBJECTION!" as the Ace Attorney from 2001 did?
Either they dont make em like they used to, or the novelty wore off.
>>331781820
phoenix sounds weird now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYg0J2rE0Aw
This is pretty good.
Tell us about the game you're designing, /v/. Here's mine.
>Adventure game, takes place on coastal summer resort town
>you play as a 20 year old NEET who is on vacation with his mom in summer resort town
>you can explore the resort town as well as the motel room you're renting and surrounding beach areas and woods
>the main quest revolves around a murder in the town, and you can choose to track down witnesses, look for clues etc. and try to investigate, or you can just ignore all that
>other things in the game you can do, you can go fishing, play volleyball, do various odd jobs for cash, collect money and buy things
>you can also gamble as a form of making money
>you can interact with characters and form relationships i.e. local hot bikini girls, take them to your motel and bang them
>you can also spy on your mom in the shower or watch her sunbathing in a bikini
I'm still not sure what level of eroge/nudity to include in the game. I want to include the max amount, but that will severely negatively affect marketing potential; although I doubt it will ever reach a completed stage that its marketable in the first place.
>>331780118
You idiot, you're supposed to make the first post simply "How's your game going?" or some generic shit like that, then slip in your own ideas within the replies afterwards.
no one wants to read all that shit in your OP, even if it is green.
It's PONG WITH GUNS and a spooky thematic.
There will be a bunch of game modes to play against an AI. There will also be LAN and splitscreen multiplayer eventually.
>>331780118
Pretty much my idea as well, wanna work together?
1946 - 2016
>>331780091
Not even the diehard drones want this to be real. I'm done with Nintendo if this is what the NX is
>>331780204
it just needs the buttons and a good harware
>>331780091
Yeah all those millions of consoles are now obsolete.
>Phi is once again an important character and she has a big secret dangling between her legs
Intriguing...
>>331774276
Why was Q bullshitting him?
>>331774276
>big secret dandling berween her legs
Okay what the fuck, who the fuck said that ?
>>331776697
OKAY I KNOW NOW
GUYS WHATS IF
WHAT IF DIANA IS SIGMAAND PHI'SDAUGHTER ?
http://smashboards.com/threads/1-1-5-patch-notes.433162/
So who are you guys maining and your thoughts on the patch so far?
I cumed for every patch with a Mewtwo buff so I loved this one.
Ness been my main since N64. I still want N64 speed dair.
what does KGB mean?