ITT: Obvious jokes in games you didn't get growing up or well into adult hood
I've played GTA SA, singleplayer and online and at least like 30 hours a year in it since I was a kid and just today hanging out in a SAMP server I realized "Transfender" is a joke on transgender, and the body swap shop slogan is a joke on that.
Ratchet and Clank's titles
>Up your Arsenal
>Going Commando
Wow, that's really offensive.
>>332671681
Agreed, bae. I can't even #its2016 #trumpisliterallyhitler
Guys, I don't care about vidya anymore.
>>332671129
then look for another hobby.
like drawing. bitches love artists
Where's the suscribe button, this might be a good blog eventually.
You don't care about waking up for work either, force yourself. I've been telling myself this very same thing for years. I'm 26 now. I still e joy vidya. Never give up bro.
>Good idea
Allow players to choose dialogue that they'd actually want to say whether it be good, evil or neutral aka any RPG worth its salt
>Bad idea
Force the player to play someone that at worst, can only be chaotic neutral cause the character is still a good guy that can't do anything bad aka Witcher 3
>Good idea
Having character stats that define your character and allow for non violent approaches aka Fallout and Planescape Torment
>Bad...
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This will never stop being correct.
>muh bioware
>muh torment
Here's your (You).
>>332671012
>Despite the lore saying otherwise, force the character to play only one character aka Geralt in Witcher 3
Past two games featured Geralt and the game is called the Witcher, gee i fucking wonder why we can only play as him.
http://ageofshitlords.com/nintendo-fires-child-porn-loving-feminazi/
Why Nintendo doesn't admits that they fired her for supporting pedophilia? Isn't Nintendo supposed to care about children to the point of removing Swapnote's SpotPass Service?
I love Ashley!
To defame someone in such a way leaves Nintendo open to lawsuits on the chance they are wrong.
>Age of Shitlords
>"Feminazi" in headline
Tell me more about how GamerGate wants politics out of journalism.
Save the princess space monkey esdition
continue from >>331968605
>>332002721
Make the ducks go even further beyonf
>>332002721
>literally copypasted ducks
are you an animator irl m8?
>>332002721
Kill self
WHEN THE NIGHT
>ruining a good song with some hack bands singing
BELONGS TO THE LOVERS
Do you watch James & Mike Mondays?
>>332670645
miney crafta
theres your answer
>>332670645
Who & Who What's?
Finally, who are you?
I heard mikes hung with 10 inches
you haven't forgotten me have you arisen?
>>332670601
Was she that weird goth kid in Dragon Dogma? can't remember...
>>332670601
Of course not, I just gave her the arisen's bond last night
>>332670601
'Course not. I'd do aught for you.
Games that look like a million bucks while running on a toaster
Post that god-tier optimization
ie:
re4
rayman origins
I remember audiosurf on lowest settings still looking really nice on my toaster
>>332669680
Fuck, wanted to write re5
also hard reset
Skyforge
So tell me this. I just bought Dark Souls few days ago. And I was dissappointed. Heres why
>Go play DaS because I heard Good stuff about it.
>Kill first boss ez
>start moving on the story u kno
>Kill gargoyles. Decently easy
>Go to blighttown
>Heard lots of shit about it.
>"they say its the hell of DaS"
>Everything...
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Shameless selfbumb. People need to see this.
This is so low quality b8. This is a true shit post, one where it's truly shitty and not fun at all to read.
>>332669712
People see this shit thread everyday. Some faggots cries because he died in DaS and claims the game is garbage blah blah blah. Listen scrub at the end of the day your a just another shitter who should stick with his fps's and turn based strategy games
Who Ultimate Collector's Edition here?
>>332668381
>giving money to squeenix.
Anyone have their orders canceled by the way?
I haven't been charged yet, but I goty confirmation order number last night and an email confirmig the order today so I guess I'm good. I'm not sure what time they sold out but I ordered mine within 15 minutes of it opening up
www.thepetitionsite.com/708/952/914/activision-blizzard-please-remove-guns-from-your-game-"overwatch."
Guns are bad. Let's make Blizzard realize it before it's too late!
>another vapid triggered /v/tards thread
/v/ has changed
this place is not the place I fell in love with anymore
Who cares you whiny faggot. Neckbeards like you crying censorship over a sexy cartoon are the reason why I'm deeply embarrassed to call myself a "gamer".
>>332669576
>literally calling yourself a gamer
Reddit please.
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>332667419
valve is shit-tier anyway, they would make another shitfest with le epic memes and 200$ hats.
it's better for videogames in general that this dogshit never comes out. only redditors liked Half-Life past the first game. and even that was fucking boring.
>valve
The cake is a lie xDDD
>>332667676
you realize this shit didn't start as a meme right
It's literally just something written on a wall
Did anybody play this game? I thought the name and the premise sounded kinda sexy.
no I'm playing factorio
Its pretty good. The biggest problem I had with it was it takes ages to get new colonists so don't expect to build huge cities.
Is this by the prison architect guys or is the team just so creatively bankrupt that they have to ape another game's style completely?
Is the PC version good?
>>332665976
What is this weeb shit
>half-assed upscale of a half-a-decade old handheld game
>good
listen to your heart anon
>>332665976
weeb pls go