>Never played a Zelda game in my life before
>Decide to try out OoT since I constantly hear about how great it is
>Get it on Wii store since I can't be fucked to emulate (pic isn't mine) using my old GC controller to play it
>Jump out of my treehouse, talk to this green haired person and start testing out the controls
>Alright so which button is jump?
>Notice the textures are muddy...
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if you want to jump (that's you fetish :DDDDD) try Zelda 2
>>333482690
(You)
>>333482690
Okay now tiger, this pasta is old and doesn't make sense since your OP image isn't a screenshot.
What is the most hype videogame of all time?
HL3
>>333482597
How can any other anime compete with this?
>>333483985
By not butchering the dream scenes
How would you make the perfect Harvest Moon game?
Date everyone.
Even the Harvest Sprites.
And the Animals.
>>333482405Notlike Stardew Valley
>>333482405
Harvest Moon 64 was probably the best HM game I ever played. Although it's probably just my nostalgia speaking since it was the first one I played, there was just something I loved about it that makes me keep coming back to it.
It makes me sad to see how awful the series has become. I guess I'll stick to the old ones.
Doing Stronglifts for 12 weeks while coming back from an injury- I still want to work on my Clean and Press, can I replace 'shoulder press' with just Clean and Press?
ALSO- Should I just do random bodyweight exercises whenever I'm bored?
bonus Q: worst pain you've ever had while lifting. my wrists during the first 2 months of lifting were living nightmares.
Afraid you are on /v/, not /fit/.
They really should get selerate colors.
>>333482335
>wrist pain
thats why you masturbate 7 times a day with both hands
also wrong board friendo
What went right?
It was code named Project Midway as a slight against Japs.
JET
SET
RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>333482309
My foot when it stomped the shit to death.
Am I the only one still waiting for his copy to arrive? I sit by the window every morning, watching the postman stroll by my house empty handed. It hurts ;_;
>paying $60 for minigames - the game
>>333482264
i have bad news for you anon if you are waiting for the game for longer than a week it means your postman has stolen your copy. I had the same trouble in my area he just wasn't counting on me doing anything
>>333482459
I did choose the slowest shipping option that said up to 14 days. 14 days since the shipping email are over today though. It did say it could take up to 4 weeks "in rare cases". Just kill me.
What are some good video games to play while high /v/?
>>333482251
Super hot.
Audiosurf
Beat hazard(effects at 100% if you are brave enough)
inb4 barneyfag
>>333482251
Degenerate.
Do you often ogle anime girls asses in video games?
Do you find it a flaw when a cute anime girl game doesn't allow it?
>>333482223
Yes.
No. Is there even a game that doesn't allow this?
>>333483008
RE4 I guess but it's not anime
>>333482223
Don't play anime games but can appreciate a character with a nice ass.
What's the best JoJo game /v/?
>>333482150
Beats the fuck outta me, I don't even watch JoJo, great fucking fanart though.
>>333482150
Haven't played the newer ones, but the old Capcom 2D fighter was pretty fun to fuck around in.
>>333482150
>>333482475
This is the worst Jojo parody
What's up with all these indie quests/platformers/other using shitty 8bit graphics in 2016?
Why there are so many of them in steam?
>>333482139
Cashgrabs/kickstarter short-sell scams, pandering to "retro pixel" crowd (which is huge for some reason), people who cant into 3d or are just starting out and want to do 2d to learn the basics.
Idk man, it is
>current year
after all.
I think 3d is actually easier after you learn it with the premade engines out there providing a lot of the tedious stuff already done for you.
>>333482570
This.
Everyone can use a unity engine and make some kind of rock simulator with pre-baked global illumination or whatever.
Instead people go for pixel art because it's "trendy".
>>333483084
>unity
WEW lad
best psp game?
>>333482050
But its the shittiest version of a okay game anon, if the best PSP game ya got is a bad port of a 2006 ps2 RPG, I gotta wonder what kind of shit devs the PSP had.
Patapon 2
>>333482593
This, or Dissidia 2
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-04-07-new-fear-effect-announced
>A new Fear Effect game is set to take to Kickstarter - with Square Enix's blessing.
>Sushee founder Benjamin Anseaume told Eurogamer Fear Effect fans should expect a very different game than the Kronos-developed, Eidos-published originals that appeared on the PSone.
>"Fear Effect was back in the 90s and 2000s a triple-A game. Our Fear Effect is an indie game," he said.
>Eidos...
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>Eidos sexualised the relationship between Hana and Rain while marketing Fear Effect 2. Sushee promised to avoid doing the same for Fear Effect Sedna.
Stopped reading there.
>>333482042
I'm not sure why'd even call it Fear Effect if the gameplay will be completely different too.
>>333482042
>Stopped reading there.
Stopped reading there.
ONLYAFRO? If so, got more and/or proof aside his Video?
>>333481918
They really needed to iron their costume, jesus.
Afro is a pasty white guy with glasses. He had a facecam on one of his videos for christ's sake, why do people still think he's a girl?
that boypussy was made for pounding
>There will NEVER EVER be a good Stargate game
>>333481829
Fuck that, there will never be a MacGyver puzzle game
>>333481829
I remember the one that was in development, even had really neat site, but it was cancelled for some reason. That was many years ago.
>>333481914
It was an MMO
BREAK?
>>333481786
YOU'RE A LOW RES GUY
Are people actually buying this shit?
>>333483594
480p you