Ooh! Look what just arrived
I wonder what it could be...
>>333547784
Is it your middle finger?
>that hand
what the fuck are you!?
>>333547784
(You)
Carmack looks like a 14-year old with old man make-up.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35992991
>>333547565
>Create shitty yet iconic game
>Get bafta 25 years later
That's OK, I suppose.
>>333547565
Elton lost some weight.
>>333547920
I like Quake better but how was Doom a shitty game? It was pretty much a breakthrough at the time and it's still very playable and fun to this day. It's the direct predecessor for Quake which in turn is for Half-Life which in turn etc. ...and inspired countless other games.
>I'll give you the money
>but first you have to convince me why your video game is good
>>333547405
Do you play video games?
I hate this man
>>333547405
Because fuck you, pay me.
Microsoft has just sold you every right to Banjo Kazooie.
You make one sequel, and can go anywhere with it. Put it on any console, bring the old devs back on board, make it an open world action adventure or just cars again, fuck it, whatever.
The goal is to make it a contender for GOTY, even if you can't stand the franchise itself.
Where do you begin?
-All the moves from Kazooie are back, and a few from Tooie.
-Mumbles, no voice acting
-15 worlds to explore, 170 jiggies to collect
-Grunty and her father/family this time are the antagonists vowing revenge on all of isle o hags, no longer wanting to rule to it, but to destroy it
-Mumbo and Humba Wumba put their diffs aside and had a kid named Jumbo Wumba, the best shaman in series history
-lots of bosses like Tooie
-final boss is a mech fight with Grunty where you climb the giant robot phase by phase until you reach the top/cockpit...
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Go to Nintendo.
First promote it with Banjo being in Mario Kart or Smash Bros, or a new Diddy Kong Racing. Then Banjo Threeie
Takes place after Banjo Tooie.
Timber Tiger is brought in.
>Make Banjo Threeie
>create a timeline similar to Zelda timeline including the GBA games, Diddy Kong Racing and Nuts and Bolts.
>Add Banjo Kazooie to Xbox Super Slam Battle.
Hey /v/, what's your favorite Souls weapon and why is it the zweihander?
>>333547130
Scimitar, falchion because i don't like cheese.
caestus
that's not the estoc
Can we get a thread about beautiful songs in video games? Preferably non-chiptune unless you can prove me wrong. What I think of is a beautiful track made specifically for the game that's not meant to be background music to pass the time
+5 points if it is a main theme
+10 points if vocals are involved in a well made transition
Here's my contender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7BGnlTZmQ
>+10 points if vocals are involved in a well made transition
Faggot shit
>>333547102What a thrill...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
Quick Morty! Name some *buurp* PS3 games!!
Ridge Racer 7
Now check this 7.
ratchet and clank future: tools of destruction
ratchet and clank future: quest for booty
ratchet and clank future: crack in time
ratchet and clank future: into the nexus
ratchet and clank: full frontal assault
ratchet and clank: all 4 one
>>333547059
i love reddit and morty xD
How's the game going, anon?
I have a ton of ideas for shit that'd be totally great
Like, I compose entire fucking soundtracks and draw monsters
But I have no programming knowledge so I'm basically fucked
Oh well. Here's a boss concept, and his battle theme: https://soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens/ghastly-guys
I haven't worked on it for too long. Been really lazy lately.
>>333547272
>entire soundtracks
>art design
Anon, please just learn coding. Use a prebuilt engine if you want. It's much easier than you'd expect. Starting is always one of the hard parts.
htc vive/VR thread continued from >>333531438
are you ready for virtual reality, /v/?
>>333546937
I only care about the porn.
>>333546937
>>333546937
Call me when it sees first party developer support.
OR rather, 6 years from now. If they find a way to upgrade the resolution on the viewscreens.
>>333546937
Nope.
Maybe once it goes down in price and has some good games for it.
LAST GAME YOU PLAYED?
>>333546450
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
>>333546450
>>333546450
Skyrim with kinky mods.
So this is happening.
>>333546385
and what is...this?
>>333546385
never heard of it desu
>>333546459
>>333547124
PC-port of a 3DS game.
ITT:Practical and Satisfying moves in vidya
Stinger is actually kind of shitty because of knock back. You just end up stinging until the enemy reaches a wall.
Better to dash with trickster and then attack.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-04-07/mega-man-creator-inafune-makes-his-own-super-mario-maker-level/.100780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwo5SOAlXpU
next time post the important stuff and don't link to a news site
>>333546423
Don't tell me what to do, faggot.
mega man maker when?
>>333546223
This is undisputed. Also, the Wii version isfun.
Fuck that aiming system with analog sticks.
prove me wrong.
Who was the best valkyria?
>>333545680
>>333546430
But that says Valkyrie