>$58.81 on steam
>shitty ass computer
>bored as fuck
what do i buy, /v/. i was looking at hyper light drifter, is it worth $19.99?
>>333806119
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
>>333806425
it's pronounced sine REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333806425
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/
have it, it was alright. lacking late game.
MOON PRESENCE CURSED LORAN WITH VERMIN BECAUSE THEY SIRED BASTARDS WHICH VIOLATED THEIR BREEDING CONTRACT WITH THE GREAT ONES. VERMIN CAUSE BEASTHOOD. YHARNAM IS VICTIM TO BEASTS BECAUSE OF CARELESS USE OF VERMIN INFESTED BLOOD.
QUEEN ANNALISE IS THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER OF THE PTHUMERIAN ROYAL LINE. SHE IS SEEKING TO BECOME PREGNANT WITH A CHILD OF OEDON LIKE QUEEN YHARNAM DID. ANYBODY WHO CAN SMELL THE MOON ON YOU IS OF CAINHURST DESCENT.
KOS CURSED BYRGENWERTH WITH BLOOD ADDLING AS RETRIBUTION FOR THEIR ATROCITIES AT THE FISHING HAMLET. NOW THEY ARE DOOMED...
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>>333805845
>SHE IS SEEKING TO BECOME PREGNANT WITH A CHILD OF OEDON LIKE QUEEN YHARNAM DID.
Is Oedon the Chad of Bloodborne?
>>333806035
No. Oedon doesn't even have a body.
3deep5me
Why does no one talk about this game
Not much to talk about. It's a good game, but way too short. A sequel that expands on all the things it did would be really nice but Wario hasn't been allowed to do much these days.
Because if it's not shitty, we don't start threads about it
Just a general trend I've seen lurking
>>333805824
Because it kinda sucked.
I rented it as a kid and I thought I remembered it being decent. Fired it up on an emulator the other day and was disgusted at my tolerance for shit as a youngen.
Who misses this shit?
Nostalgia thread.
>pre-Future Nintendo Power
I miss instruction manuals with detailed colored pictures that described all your moves and also gave backstory and lore on the levels you go through.
>>333805723
Woah shit I think I actually had this.
Which is the better title screen?
>>333805654
First ones title is much easier on the eyes
The top one, it has less compression artifacts/seems higher resolution.
>>333805817
that's not the point of the comparison
I haven't played other games. Should I buy it? How large the world map is? Larger than MGSV's?
It's a little bigger, and less empty.
MGSV's open-world was such shit.
At least read The Last Wish before diving in if you have 0 Witcher experience, 1 and 2 are also great
Don't buy it. It's on the same calibre as Skyrim, Dragon Age Inquisition and Last of Us.
Harvest little sisters or rescue little sisters?
as far as net gain
1 rescue
2 harvest
>>333806101
It seriously made no sense why rescuing them got you more juice
I have never harvest them.
What are some PC games best played with a gamepad?
third person games
platformers
driving games if you don't have a wheel
>>333805137
I don't play PC games unless I can play them with a gamepad.
Nobody wants to play games on a desk.
Nobody wants to play games on a desk.
>>333805137
>we will never get more giant girl stuff from this artist
I have to go soon. I promised the noose I'd hang with him.
>Next map: cs_office
>>333804918
de_dust2 casual detected
>>333804918
>>333804951
but both maps are absolute trash
>>333804995
>He's an Inferno guy
happy today
AYNPW-2BH7G-90HDI
HFCDC-M7EX6-PWGKY
celebrate not dying with steam keys
>>333804746
thanks for dark souls 3 :^)
>>333804746
Got the first one. Thanks, OP.
tfw too late
I want Kumatora to PK Eat my ass
I don't.
>>333804768
Why not?
>>333804736
Aren't asses dirty? Why would you want someone's mouth to be near there?
TAKE ME DOWN
TO THE XBOX CITY
WHERE THERE ARE NO GAMES
AND THE PERFORMANCE IS SHITTY
OH, WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME
meme doesn't work for any of the other consoles, sorry sonygger
>>333804705
It has to be with an AC/DC song now.
xD
Omg so funny xd
TROLOLOLO
-rehashed areas, items, weapons, armor, rings, bosses, NPCs.
-strafe mechanic is the panic button.
-grey all the time
Its over lads.
The best Souls game is now officially DS1.
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Armor
discuss this shit
>bump
I'm 22 years old. I have just realised that the Playstation logo is a P and an S. I will never look at my youth in the same way.
Good job. Would you like a sticker? We're all out of stickers, but you deserve a sticker.
>>333804870
gotchu covered pham
It's a parasol at the beach, retard.
yes yes i haven't TOUCHED myself in DAYS
>>333804357
i cast Frenzy on him and the whole town turned on him. His wife sat on a bench all sad and shit. It was gold.
I LIKE YOUR ASS MORGAN
>>333804646
You fucked it up
"i like your ass"
"you're lying morgan"
Ill have you know theres no PUSSYYYYYYYY