>console starts making loud-ass chainsaw noises
>>333863327
>Playing Bayo at night
>Cut-scene comes
>Console noises wake up the whole campus
>IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING GREENTEXT THREAD
BOY I SURE DO LOVE MINDLESSLY STARTING SHITTY THREADS ON /V/. SUCH IS LIFE AS AN INBRED SHIT-STAIN
>>333864048
says you
First time playing a telltale game
> fuck toad
> imprison crooked man
> Collin stays
> burn tree
> killed Dee
> was bros with woodsman
> mercy killed the pimp (who's name I already forgot )
How'd I do /v/?
>>333863235
>imprison crooked man
goodjob letting him go free later one you idiot
>>333863235
>burning tree
>letting the fuckface live
You are a little pussy whipped bitchboy, anon. No way you will ever get your dick wet in the snow.
You know if you push him down the well it's basically like imprisoning him but it's sort of a fate worse than death, however he would later be given the opportunity to join Frog Jesus in his epic crusade to the promised lands.
How is this game's GAMEPLAY and not sjw bullshit?
I've played about 7 hours, and its a lot more enjoyable than bl2 in a lot of ways.
It's really solid, the extra mobility really adds to the game in a good way and the characters this time around are solid. Athena is basically first person Platinum Games.
>>333863515
The gameplay is an objective improvement over BL2. Design of the maps and missions? Ehh...
Also, character points really went heavy on the stacks imo.
>>333863085
why does that game even exist
and why can't I find a torrent of BL2 GOTY anywhere
>Hey guys this WC3 mod called DotA is really popular maybe we -
>Blizzard: yeah who cares
>This game called League of Legends based off DotA is really popular
>Blizzard: still don't care
>Developer of DotA here, wanna make Dota 2?
>Blizzard: it'll never work
>This HoN game is pretty good.
>Blizzard: we're...
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>>333863012
>Dota
>You think you want it but you don't
Blizzard's asspain knows no bounds
First this, then the Nost shutdown because they can't admit to the fact that they've been steadily making their game worse for the past 9 years
But HotS is the only MOBA that doesnt have the gay laning phase where you farm for 20 minutes
that alone is huge
>the best stealth-action gameplay ever
>without the cringeworthy story focus of Metal Gear Solid
GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME
>>333862851
>without the cringeworthy story
>>333863018
How am I wrong? It's convoluted, pretentious, and doesn't know if it wants to be campy or serious.
>>333862851
Why is Morrowind so shit compared to Gothic?
American devs vs German devs
American devs are more focused on profits and don't really care how the end product turns out so long as people buy it.
>>333862618
Morrowind is static and lifeless with NPCs only serving to dump exposition or hand quests with a horrible implementation of dice roll combat while Gothic is Ultima IX if it was good.
>>333862618
Just no.
Morrowind has a much better, more alien world.
Gothic is generic shit.
top tier battle music in vidyai need music to put into a game im making
>>333862223
forgot to put mine in. not really sure if its even from a video game but it sounds like it
https://soundcloud.com/sylladexter/vs-nagisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYqzjUn7Hbk
Always loved this theme when I was younger
>>333862223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbdFiPKdTjY
How do we fix Bloodborne?
Needs more waifus
Make it easier to get most of the weapons sooner. The fact that stuff like Bloodletter, Burial Blade or Kos Parasite are only available in the endgame is fucking dumb. A game with so few weapon options should make them more accessible.
Change the way Chalice dungeon works or remove it entirely.
Remove all the gem and rune crap and change it with normal equipment like rings or necklaces or whatever the fuck.
>>333862595
Also this.
Give me the best shoot'em up of the world, or I'll eat your soul!
>>333861994
Shin Megami Tensei 2.
Please don't eat my soul.
Thunder Force. Post it familias.
Learn to form a proper fucking sentence first, Satan.
When was the last time you played a game for score?
Hard mode: single player game only
Dante Must Die mode: single player no leaderboards
>Hard mode
Star Fox 64 3D
>>333861882
do Time Trials count? I play Super Mario Kart pretty often just to race against my ghosts
I don't really play for score but I did get 4th on the arcade hard Sine Mora leaderboards and in the top 10 or so in multiple Retro/Grade stages.
5th game never, 3rd game localization never edition
Why does he wear shorts
>>333861825
played the whole series, I think they should have kept the sneaking aspect of the first, only redeeming factor of the DS one were the bosses
>>333862850
The DS one was a travesty. Boktai 2 was a genuine 9/10, but lunar knights was 2/10 at best. Ridiculously short, shit weapon and ability variety, fuckall enemy variety, garbage writing, poor artwork. Haven't played 3 since japan-only, but coming from 2, I was thoroughly disgusted. I bet it doesn't even do cool stuff like chocolate coating anymore.
What does /v/ think about Duke Nukem 3D ?
Aged like milk.
>>333861973
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
>>333861748
>What does /v/ think about this universally acclaimed game?
HAY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUPER MARIO WORLD? HURR DURR
Has any JRPG managed to surpass it in terms of plot?
>muh backstabbing
reminder that ramza is now a cute trap
>>333861698
Maybe ff6 and xenogears
/v/ who is the stronger Mario?
>>333861623
Paper Mario wins with super guard
>>333861623
Peril paper > Pussy Mario
The one who can travel to parallel universes XD
What went right?
>>333861620
You can play some Blizzard heroes.
Personally, only tried it for Anub and Arthas, had my fair share of funeven when anubs beetle AI was still SHITwith it but in the end... its just another MOBA with shitty teammates.
And that would have been fine, if Blizzard could stop listening to the community with their retarded ESPORTZ mentality
What went wrong?