Here's to another 35 years of dong expansion.
Playing or planing to play any DK games lads?
What the fuck was his problem?
>implying peach doesn't get kidnapped on purpose
Which are you more hyped for, /v/?
IT'S OKAY WHEN BLOODBORNE DOES IT, BECAUSE SONY XD
I would really prefer if _______
Who was the best?
Might've been because I solo'd Nameless King before SoC, but he seemed pretty easy and I didn't even get a chance to see the variations on the first form. It loses some points for that lack of difficulty.
Also Nashandra last, because what the fuck was that shit.
What games are you looking forward to watching this EVO?
I'm hype because Melee finally gets a 4 hour timeslot.
>make an extremely slow game with stubby unsafe normals
>give the character with the best defense capabilities a parry
>choose not to give this parry to anyone else
>choose not to design the game with parries in mind at all
>can parry vreversals
>give him one of the absolute highest damage outputs in the game
>give him one of the only meterless reversals with invincibility in the entire game
>give him a good health pool to kill the risk reward
>give him one of the only completely safe uninterruptable MP blockstrings
>also give him a huge advantage on throws that lead to excellent setups
>give him the absolute best jump ins and air normals in the game
>basically make him a better grappler than the actual grapplers
>axe kick meaty leads to massive damage
>is 0 on block thus leading to a mixup where if you do a normal, his parry will let him do a third of your health
>solar plexus gives MASSIVE damage and can be used as a meaty
>it's only -2 on block thus meaning it is completely unpunishable
>extremely reliable vtrigger that can be cancelled into mid combo
>super in the corner during vtrigger leads to a free unblockable combo
>vtrigger only costs two bars for no reason
>out of all his ground normals, only three of them are punishable on block
>these three are his overhead, sweep, and crouching HP
>all his CC normals are safe on block
Seriously why is the balancing for this game so shit? How can anyone have fun in this game? Why does Ryu get such a versatile vskill while many characters have ones that are literally useless? What decides the length of a vtrigger bar? Why are some of the absolute best vtriggers only two bars while some mediocre ones take three?
And the worst part is that while definitely one of the best, there are other characters just as good as him if not better. It's fucking MKXL all over again
Matches devolve into
>A complete stomping of the monster
>Wandering around the map aimlessly while it evolves to level 3
I can't believe paid $120 for this
>No Man's Wharf
Tell me what I need to know about the story so I can play Inquisition.
This entire game is a fucking joke and I haven't even played more than a couple hours.
>Foxy grandma tho
>Tell me what I need to know about the story so I can play Inquisition.
Merrill a cute.
Can we have a Yakuza thread?I've just finished 3 yesterday and the plot is everywhere.
>tfw you will never had a Tranny to rub you down because cut-content
Indeed. Just when you expect everything to wrap up nicely at the end, the game leaves you with questions unanswered not because it's good story telling convention to show and not tell but they literally forget about the plot points they shat out mid-way.
The game never explains whyTouma rally up Suzuki's men against Tamiya when they are working together to smoke out Black Monday.
Why is Samus so fucking sexy and why doesn't Nintendo do more with her?
Favorite boss fight?
>just got to the girl on the elevator
Everything up to her third stage where she releases a bunch of scattered floating bullets I could handle, how am I supposed to move with those things?
How do we stop Hot Topic and their faggotry