Here's to another 35 years of dong expansion.
Playing or planing to play any DK games lads?
HE
Figures, /v/ doesn't care about gaming icons, only industry twitter drama
>>344481389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWSgsbWiX_g
What the fuck was his problem?
>>344480575
>in b4 Bowser porn
>>344480575
>implying peach doesn't get kidnapped on purpose
>>344480575
Bowser can kidnap me anytime.
Which are you more hyped for, /v/?
why does xv have no girls
>>344479561
15. the remake of 7 wont match the original.
IT'S OKAY WHEN BLOODBORNE DOES IT, BECAUSE SONY XD
>>344479401
When bloodborne does what?
>>344479401
Laurence was a meh boss fight
What's the problem with laurence? Is it because he's rehashed cleric beast?
I would really prefer if _______
>>344479302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjh6XLvYO0
>>344479302
>Thanks for that guy I don't know
Jesus, just rips him a new one at the end.
Is speedrunning the most autistic thing in gaming? Surely it's above e-sports, smash and fighting fags?
Who was the best?
Gherman > SoC > Allant > Gwyn
I'm not that into DS3, but Soul of Cinder is a cool concept executed pretty damn well.
>>344479474
Might've been because I solo'd Nameless King before SoC, but he seemed pretty easy and I didn't even get a chance to see the variations on the first form. It loses some points for that lack of difficulty.
Also Nashandra last, because what the fuck was that shit.
>>344479889
I dunno, I thought SoC was the only real challenging boss in the game. Maybe I just suck at him.
What games are you looking forward to watching this EVO?
I'm hype because Melee finally gets a 4 hour timeslot.
It's a shame that Sm4sh is on Saturday despite getting more players than melee.
>>344479693
Smash 4 gets more players.
Melee gets more viewers.
More money to be had in viewers than players, which is why it is as it is.
MKX and probably the Melee/SFV finals.
>make an extremely slow game with stubby unsafe normals
>give the character with the best defense capabilities a parry
>choose not to give this parry to anyone else
>choose not to design the game with parries in mind at all
>can parry vreversals
>give him one of the absolute highest damage outputs in the game
>give him one of the only meterless reversals with invincibility in the entire game
>give him a good health pool to kill the risk reward
>give him one of the only completely safe uninterruptable MP blockstrings
>also give him a huge advantage on throws that lead to excellent setups
>give him the absolute best jump ins and air normals in the game
>basically make him a better grappler than the actual grapplers
>axe kick meaty leads to massive damage
>is 0 on block thus leading to a mixup where if you do a normal, his parry will let him do a third of your health
>solar plexus gives MASSIVE damage and can be used as a meaty
>it's only -2 on block thus meaning it is completely unpunishable
>extremely reliable vtrigger that can be cancelled into mid combo
>super in the corner during vtrigger leads to a free unblockable combo
>vtrigger only costs two bars for no reason
>out of all his ground normals, only three of them are punishable on block
>these three are his overhead, sweep, and crouching HP
>all his CC normals are safe on block
Seriously why is the balancing for this game so shit? How can anyone have fun in this game? Why does Ryu get such a versatile vskill while many characters have ones that are literally useless? What decides the length of a vtrigger bar? Why are some of the absolute best vtriggers only two bars while some mediocre ones take three?
And the worst part is that while definitely one of the best, there are other characters just as good as him if not better. It's fucking MKXL all over again
>make a game that only appears on two platforms, PC and PS4
>no PS4 pad support on PC without a 3rd party program
Oh but lets censor Cammy more, that'll fix our game.
>>344478890
I want you to remember that Ryu is considered a super boring, very bland, and basic character, OP.
>>344478890
Who the fuck are you quoting
Matches devolve into
>A complete stomping of the monster
Or
>Wandering around the map aimlessly while it evolves to level 3
I can't believe paid $120 for this
>>344478868
>$120
For your sake, I hope you learned your lesson.
>>344479019
*people paid
i played it for free on friday and i know why its died. it just gets boring too fast because its always the same.
>No Man's Wharf
God damn I hated that place when I first started. Rolled off those tiny walkways do many times.
>Farron Keep
>Irithyll Dungeon
>Shrine of Amana
>Yhar'ghul
Tell me what I need to know about the story so I can play Inquisition.
This entire game is a fucking joke and I haven't even played more than a couple hours.
>Foxy grandma tho
>>344517020
>Tell me what I need to know about the story so I can play Inquisition.
Merrill a cute.
Corypheus is a bad guy human/darkspawn mage from one of the dlc. That is the most relevant development in DA2. Bioware is very shit with adding key plot elements to DLC.
Also mages and templars go to war with each other.
Can we have a Yakuza thread?I've just finished 3 yesterday and the plot is everywhere.
>tfw you will never had a Tranny to rub you down because cut-content
>>344478408
>the plot is everywhere
Welcome to Japanese story telling.
>>344478785
Indeed. Just when you expect everything to wrap up nicely at the end, the game leaves you with questions unanswered not because it's good story telling convention to show and not tell but they literally forget about the plot points they shat out mid-way.
The game never explains whyTouma rally up Suzuki's men against Tamiya when they are working together to smoke out Black Monday.
Why is Samus so fucking sexy and why doesn't Nintendo do more with her?
>>344478097
Blame Sakamoto and other M
Because Metroid is dead and Samus is trans.
>>344480705
trans-bird
retard
Furi thread.
Favorite boss fight?
>>344515947
Thematically: the edge
Gameplay wise: the burst
The only shit boss fight was the Star.
The best was the Old Man.
>just got to the girl on the elevator
Everything up to her third stage where she releases a bunch of scattered floating bullets I could handle, how am I supposed to move with those things?
How do we stop Hot Topic and their faggotry
>>344477721
not purchasing their products. simple. but theres swarms of retards who gobble this up.
>>344477721
You can't as long as children exist.
>>344477721
zapdos should be red
articuno should be green
moltres should be purple