This thread is dedicated to those characters in video games that make you fucking rage.
You know the one...There are bad guys in video games that make you straight up enjoy them without question however...there are also the ones that makes you legit wanna hurl your controller at a fucking wall
Those fuckers. It could be anything they do that pisses you off. A line of dialogue designed to make you hate him unconditionally or maybe an action that made you straight up look at this fucker and think “Your death is coming and when it happens I am gonna skullfuck your...
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>>334446139
Does Tracer count?
>OIHM A FACKIN BRITASH CUNT LOOK AT ME NADGERS AND ARSE CVALREAHS HEAH WISH YA CUD FUCK ME YOU WALKING WEABOO WALLETS?
This bitch
>WE ARE GOING TO TAKE BACK NEW YORK
>Oopsie I'm injured you have to do it all by yourself but don't worry I'll be there in cutscenes to take all the glory :^)
>>334446304
im pretty sure the only people who like tracer are sheltered americans who think an english accent is exotic
All ready for my wedding, guys. How does my character look? I need to make sure i look the best i can for my wedding.
Remember to bring something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
>>334446509
Got all that taken care of.
Isnt my wife cute, tho?
>>334446116
Fuck yeh getting married
Hi, I've been developing this game for the last few weeks, I need some feedback.
URL: http://diep.io/
It's an MMO arena, you basically just kill everyone you see and level up. Move with WASD, hold left mouse button to shoot.
There's a class tree, but it's not too big yet, there are only 11 classes, you advance at levels 15, 30, 45, 60 (if the class you're in can advance).
Please report any bugs you see, I'll be answering any questions on this thread. There are two servers, one in europe and one in the US, you'll...
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Also, please bump the thread if you're playing it
the game stops me at level 11?
>>334446091
is the same person making all of these io games
i thought for sure agariostarted on /v/ but all the reddit pandering made me doubt that
In which game I can be a man against a God ?
>>334445563
Persona 4
>>334445563
Morrowind
>>334445563
Why was this Lex Luther such a bitch? Was this whole movie supposed to be a "I'm mad at God so let me take it out on the Jesus alien" story?
Same shit every thread.
Let's discuss it again.
Starting with best RTS.
Bump again.
HOW ABOUT A KISS... FOR LUCK?
How about a fuck for luck?
>>334445178
i would love to watch the animations for those games in that style.
>>334445178
>we'll never get a true Zelda II sequel
She asked me to do it /v/.
She asked me...
>stamina pool that big
>>334445195
It's like, 50% rings.
>>334445195
what the fuck else is he going to put points in
FUCK this guy. I've tried EVERY SINGLE CLASS. I try to get more than 2 or 3 hits in and he just keeps wailing on me until I'm dead.
I've been at this for TWO DAYS.
maybe try not getting hit?
I have been trying to beat this bullshit for the past 3 hours. What a fucking waste of my time. This game is bullshit and all you fucking meme lords are just try hard posers. The only reason why you like this bullshit game is because of its bullshit trial and error difficulty that gives you some bullshit sence of sueriority over people like me who actually have a life and dont want to dedicate thousands of hours of my time just to be able to beat a stupid boss.
I am so angery I wasted my money on this piece of shit. I think Im going to return with worthless shit faggot...
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I've made a concept for a top-down airship game where you can be an engineer, infantry, captain, or admiral, with larger ships almost always having crew members rather than being solo-piloted.
Does such an idea sound fun to /v/ though? Before I embark on a project that takes effort.
The following reading is optional, I largely just wrote it for myself.
>Make 2D browser-based engine in Java where the server sends data to the clients as quadtrees for better performance with large/numerous objects
>build on top of the engine an airship-piloting/walkabout game and a few objects ships can be built out of, getting the game engine in a testable state as quick as possible
>create a pipeline for making those objects, and a construction/destruction system
>test on LAN giving clients randomised latencies, making sure lag compensation works well
>create a huge amount of pseudocode-generated content, as well as premium content which is the same but looks cooler
>introduce spawn points which can be built by players, and require a nearby robot body for the player to inhabit
>release game on a hired server with a small area that is NPC-dominated (AI is easy to create for this game)
>lol you're actually reading this huge block of text, you earned a promo code for more cat pics, just say "memes"
>make it so that NPCs more and more rarely inhabit player-created bodies, forcing players to try and get more people into the game (getting someone to spawn at a spawn point is as simple as giving them a link, they can be playing with you in mere seconds)
>phase out NPCs and expand game area as playercount increases
>make sure game can last forever without losing significant money by purchasing a server only upgraded when necessary, and allowing players to buy powerful components for real money that can end up being stolen or destroyed so that everyone already having premium doesn't mean there'll be no revenue
>>334444764
>Basing your game around what /v/ thinks
>Binding spawnpoints to URLs
That's a pretty interesting concept OP. Also neat to hear a game idea that focuses more on the technical side of things instead of just a story like most /v/ ideas.
>>334444935
/v/ is very critical, I like that.
>>334445010
To be honest I wish I could give the game more soul, but I think that if I did that I'd do it in a second version of the game which would come years later, and I'd do it in a way that's more dynamic, i.e. players are the biggest part of the story of the world rather than just individuals going through an MMO's permanent quests.
I'll probably attempt to make a working version of...
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why is there no nep thread?
All neps are welcome, big and small
>>334444642
Who's this qt?
>>334445852
A book.
>>334445852
Play the games and find out.
There should be a game where it's like a normal FPS or some shit but around the stage are powerups jackie chan style that all grant you sick ass bonuses and the goal isn't to capture the flag or hold control points but to gather them all yourself. When someone dies they drop the powerups and it's all first come first serve.
>>334444639
>grab immortality snake
>win
>>334444853
>snake
>immortality
it's the dog silly
>You are now playing the intro in your head
Does anyone else feel bad when they completely stomp someone in a multiplayer game that clearly is just starting or doesnt know how to play at all?
I always assume it's some little kid or mental defect
In one magical WC3 match I had a guy roll up with an undead horde and just camped looking at my base. He taught me build order, then smashed me to pieces.
It was hard to be mad, I mean he was kind enough to at least make the lesson clear before he handed me defeat
Btw I was just playing Hearthstone and the other player played a bunch of crap cards like voodoo doctor and I felt bad
He also didnt trade at all
>>334444624
>I will never pull my foreskin back and rub my smegma across her teeth
So /v/, do graphics actually matter?
I think so
Smooth FPS matters more than graphics tbqh.
Smooth FPS is better but you're kidding yourself if you don't realise good graphics enhance the experience.
Why is Demon's Souls still considered the best of the Souls/Souls-like games?
>>334444427
It isn't.
>>334444427
Atmosphere
Boss diversity
Speed
I wouldn't consider it the best, but it will always be my favorite.
I'm going to play this tonight and noone can stop me.
newfag
>>334444297
good, it's a decent vn
Have fun.
P.S. Don't do the deaf bitch's route.