FUCK this fucking game. How do they expect us to play this game effectively without fucking walking around like a retard?
Did they consider people have knee problems? For fucks sake. If this isn't ableism then I don't fucking know what is.
>>344510718
Get rekt, fatty.
>>344510718
You're not fit to be a pokemon trainer. Go back to the clinic and clean up the chansey shit in the back. Then you can grumble there about your shit knees.
>>344510718
>I am the epitome of shit and have problems with my body because I am fat, or genetically inferior
Do not procreate. Maybe it is best if you stay at home and don't have a social life.
>read all the books as a teen bc I'm Polish
>noticed the Witcher 2/3 hypetrain
>I wanna start from part one for chronology and shit
>ten hours in, game sequence-breaks itself on a regular basis, has terrible combat and menus, awful quests
Should I just jump to Witcher 2? I'm sure it's much more polished(get it? wow) and shit
>>344510149
Get to like Act 3 and call me back
>>344510149
It's worth finishing.
>>344510149
i skipped to 3 without playing 1&2 or reading any of the books. enjoying it and not hugely lost on plot shit.would def be better if I had known all these characters but whatever
if you're sick of w1 being dick mechanically then skip to 2
Any PC gamers here who can gimme some advice how I can "console-lize" my computer?
Thing is I sometimes have friends over and I have my desktop computer hooked up through the bigass TV through hdmi. Now sometimes when I have normie friends over I wish I kinda had 2 cheap controllers so we could play Worms and shit like we play Worms on the PS4 at their house.
I'm wondering how to get started with this shit? Should I just order 2 cheapass chineze controllers? And is there a list of fun multiplayer console-like games around or it doesn't need...
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>Buy gamepads
>Real ones you fucking faggot, don't "Here, you're player 2" them with some madcatz bullshit.
>Buy a USB hub, 4 ports
>Connect controllers to USB ports
>Play
>>344510105
which games you recommand?
we play Worms on the PS4 at theirs and I must admit the controls are pretty ok and you h ave 2 controllers but I miss the customization that Worms Armegeddon used to bring us on PC back in the days.
>>344509993
>is there a list of fun multiplayer console-like games around
http://store.steampowered.com/tag/browse/#global_7368
seconding the don't cheap ass their controllers. at the least be sure that they can bring their own and have them work.
Game might have been shit, but holy shit her body was banging in it.
>>344509857
Busty blondes are great.
>>344509857
i want to give her a baby to make up for the one she lost
How do you feel about video games where you can enjoy fun time with your sister?
>>344528509
i have a real life sister. and she is a bitch
>>344528509
>game has characters who aren't lolis
>OP goes after the ones that look like little girls
Why?
>>344528730
Enjoyment of the slender female form?
What was playing Symphony of the Night for the first time was like?
it was retro when it came out
>>344510342
with Hydro Corn?
Pretty fucking good. That soundtrack is still my favorite in the series.
>want to replay FF7
>remember all the awful minigames
Never mind.
I'm replaying it right now, just got to Corel prison and for me it's the worst part of the game. Once you get that over with it's smooth sailing and fun.
Ah,, yes Final Fantasy VII, the game about saving the Earth from the grand ruin of all Shin-Ra. The lifestream, geostigma, and of course, stupid fucking Sephiroth.
What a load of horse manure, I mean really check out this hnorses ass, a shit game for shit fans.
>>344509702
>geostigma
The what
Is it historically accurate that Masamune Date was basically Dante?
It is historically accurate that you're basically a faggot
Historical accurecy and Sengoku Basara are words that cannot being together without a not
Is this a CUHRAYZEE thread?
>>344528496
Name every single videogame that does this
>Last boss is easier than any other boss in the game
>>344528553
Strange Journey
is it me or does FFXII is looking like a much better game than FFXV
>better cast
>better gameplay
XII was shit
>set gambits
>hold forward and watch your party auto battle everything
>"""""gameplay""""""""
>>344508231
Anon, that's the FFXIII cast.
>>344508231
(You)
you guys gonna resub for LEGION?
>>344508215
Fuck no. Also why does Craig Amai look like he is melting?
Is that a man or a tranny
>>344508756
He's sjw trannyman.
Hey /v/, in need of some advice. Been trying to get into mgr revengeance, but I'm god awful at it. Can't party to save my life and cannot understand combos. I'm also shit at fighting games. Does anyone else have a similar problem?
Op hear, meant to say parry.
>parry
>hold a direction while mashing attack
>combos
>mash attack to kill things, wait for qtes
>sometimes pause for a bit or input a direction while mashing to watch something new
Practice you scrub. You can't just expect to be good at something.
holy shit CHEETO TWIST
How long does it usually take for him to draw a full comic?
Spoiler that shit, anon
>>344507270
What the fuck did they do to chester?
>>344508660
What I really don't understand is how fucking cheetah dude is apparently the strongest fighter in the current universe and he builds a fucking brothel.
Live in a country where the fastest internet speed for normalfags like me is 2.5 MBPS... I want to pickup and play overwatch... Is is worth it? Or do I move out of the country?
if you know your internet isnt good dont play any competitive multiplayer game. you will just make everyone mad and ruin everything
where do you live? alabama in 1996?
>>344507196
Not always MBPS matters with games, you can check your ping on a free game like league of assfaggots or TF2 and thats what you should experience also in Overwatch.
I live in Tacoland, i have 20 MBPS and my ping is 60-80
Bloodborne is better than Dark Souls 3. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.
>Inb4 xbots and mustards complain
>inb4 30fps and chromatic aberration
Why does it matter
calm down dude
>>344506626
>inb4 30fps
the whole series is 30fps though?
bloodborne is more like 14 fps