Doing a hype check for this gorgeous looking throwback RPG.
Stoked or nah?
That's not Exia.
>>345346886
I'm hype as fuck. The soundtrack sounds amazing.
The name and art style implies shit direction so literally nobody cares about it. It's amazing how much anti-attention it's getting because of this.
What went wrong?
Why was this piece of shit even released?
>>345346652
No nudes
>>345346839
/thread
>Make game with porn
>People buy it for porn
>Take out porn
>Oh gee what'll happen
I literally came.
So far the second game is pretty boring compared to the first. Instead of having a single continuous plot the game is just a series of individual moege tropes one after the other. There is no fighting no drama, no bad ass scenes, it's kind of a disappointment in those terms. The moe scenes are VERY good, but one after the other is too much.
This game is going to make my dick raw though.
>>345346417
Looks like generic ecchi crap, what's the appeal?
is that rinne utopia?
>>345346417
what game
To the people looking forward to The Last Guardian, what are you hoping to see in the game that would never be?
I'm hoping to see more climbing and atmosphere building that SOTC had.
I hope it's going to be more than playing as the kid and using treats or whatever to have the beast weigh down pressure pads and shit.
But I'm pretty sure that's all it will be.
The not-downgraded visuals. The game seriously looks bad now.
>>345429112
I've lost all hope. This game has been in purgatory gor the past 10 years. It's pretty much Duke Nukem Forever 2.0
Hi...hi guys... you all haven't visit my house for a while now... I hope you all didn't forgot about me...
Did people figure it out yet?
Fuck you. My jaw still hurts from all the sucker punches.
>>345346181
you're a pussy anon
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!
Which one do I pick?
>>345345936
bulbasaur
>>345345936
>post yfw you're not Anothiny Birch
>>345345936
Mudkip >= Torchic > Treecko
Okay. THAT'S IT. I'm European, and I REALLY wonder why we have to always wait for the americants. Every fucking release same shit. PDT bullshit. I'm sick of it. It's blatant descrimination by Steam. It's the 18th here. It SHOULD be available to download. Why hold it back, uh? Why? I'm ready to pay up. It's day time. I'M perfectly able to already PLAY it. I know there's other people that feel the same goddamn fucking same way. It's bullshit, and Steam KNOWS it.
>This assblasted and NEET-y he can't wait a handful hours to play his """""""CULT""""""" electronic entertainment product.
WOOOOOW
>>345428667
uuh I got the week off from work, dumbass. You look real fucking smart now.
>>345428543
but sometimes we get games early too
mostly some trash from nintendo but still
Why don't games have guest characters anymore?
Why was Urban Reign so hard when it seems so simple?
Capcom does
Mai Shiranui is in Dead or Alive. Akuma is in Tekken. Smash is nothing but guest characters.
Your opinion on 2chan's /v/?
>>345344738
negro do I look like I can read that shit
NIGGA DEY ALL IN CHINESE
>>345344738
>wan ton hang shui zu cao she
what did he mean by this?
TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE ZELDA BOSS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
the one where you use his attacks against him
OH WAIT
>>345344617
I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME king DODONGOS
>>345344617
Bongo Bongo
Preordered yours yet?
>>345344267
holy shit
I would buy the everloving FUCK out of this set
hmm... but the sound quality...
>>345344267
Looks cheap as fuck.
>buying merchandise from a dead franchise
For all the PC most-turd race chucklefucks wondering if they should get a PS4 just for Bloodborne, DON'T.
It SUCKS. I played through the entire game and it was a very bad experience.
Here are my criticisms
Broken-up world feel of DS2 (which really goes back to Demons Souls, I know), everything feels disconnected and lacks continuity therefore narrative
Shitty, I mean SHITTY bosses. The only time I had even a slight amount of trouble was Rom the Vacuous Spider and even then all it took was some Bolt Paper and a few good whacks to the ribs
it's SHORT. It felt like 1/4 the size of Dark Souls.
Nothing new under the sun, i.e. they didn't really put anything new into this other than the Chalice Dungeon crap, everything else was a rehash of Souls (not necessarily bad since Souls is actually a decent series)
Fucking EASY, ridiculously huge parry window makes most enemies and, hilariously, bosses fuck-easy to parry.
Bugs, I fell through the ground multiple times (this is on the 1.09 patch)
Weapons that mostly behave the same, and are just variations on the Dark Souls Longsword or Greatsword
No NPCs that make you care enough to want to bother with them, unlike Souls where you have some nice NPC storylines
Graphics are the only nice thing about this game, but even then they are mostly grimdark shit, without much variation and gets boring fast, there are no Shrines of Amana or Dukes Archives here
SHITTY lore, some crap about a healing church and some faggot called Laurence, didn't really interest me at all
DON'T BELIEVE THE PS4CUNT HYPE, THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT TO BAIT AND TROLL YOU,
LITERALLY NOTHING TO SEE, MOVE ALONG: THE GAME
now watch the 'this is bait', baitfishimage, never ever replies roll in, there's one thing about ps4turds, they are predictable as fuck.
Oh and I do actually own the game, I'll timestamp my copy/my NG+ faggot sword if you like.
cool
If you ignore the parts where OP implicitly compliments himself this is actually a pretty accurate list.
Would also say that regressing to DeS's healing item system was a bad decision.
>Broken-up world feel of DS2 (which really goes back to Demons Souls, I know), everything feels disconnected and lacks continuity therefore narrative
Stopped reading there.
Bloodborne has some of the best level design in recent memory. You clearly don't know shit about good game design.
>That empty feeling after finishing a game you loved and had been playing constantly
How do you deal with this /v/?
Start playing new game+
>>345343923
Im 31, i no longer have that feel.
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>trying to play Dishonored lethally
>no matter how creative I get in my kills I will never even come close to BRStealthGamer's level
Reviewbrah reactions are becoming commonplace.
>>345428953
>>345429017
Reviewbrah is not for /pol/izing. He is pure and innocent.
Thoughts?
Fun game. Don't expect too much.
Hold down trigger to win.
single player mmo