>the Wii U will never get a proper 3D Mario
What went wrong?
Why does Nintendo keep pumping out NSMB?
>>335109398
> guaranteed (you)s
>>335109398
You forgot 3D World
>>335109618
3D world was 2D mario level design in a 3D plane, not a 3D mario
Programmer > Marketer > PR guy > Designer > Artist
>programmer above marketer and PR guy
spoken like a true fag about to be replaced with an H1B
>>335110105
But marketers need programmers to make vidya for them to sell. Programmers could sell their products themselves, if they wanted to.
>>335110284
Programmers are easy as fuck to replace, especially now that India is more or less owned by Dell. Just give them a textbook on code, give them a printout from the marketers/PR people telling them what they want, and they'll crank it out.
Sadly, the marketers and PR people are harder to replace with cheap foreigners.
ITT 2000s flash nostalgia
what was your fav newgrounds game bros?
Can't remember the name but it was this purple kid bearing the shit out of other kids damn, wish I remembered the name
>wake up early when everyone else was asleep
>almost forget to turn off speakers before the blaring intro music
>spend the dark morning hours in the adult section
>computer making loud noises that I hope won't wake anyone
>all while constantly looking behind myself every dozen or so seconds in case someone walks by the living room
There was a thrill of being a sneaky kunt back then.
>>335109615
Dad 'n Me
The programmer and artist of that game are now at the The Behemoth (game developer)
What went wrong?
It's the best game in the series.
>>335108965
This was one of my favorite Mario Party games. They did away with a lot of the types of mini games I liked in the future releases, like 2v2 races on bosleds or mine karts, and bumper balls. They also changed voice actors in Mario Party 4 which triggered muh nostalgia.
This is the best Mario Party. Go to hell.
Why do warriorfags always consider magic to be unhonorable and that "real" warrior swing a piece of metal like a retard? Are they just jealous they wasted their life learning an inferior form of combat?
I play mage whenever I can but these threads annoy the fuck out of me. How many times do you make them a week? A month? Have you no other subject to talk about? Are YOU jealous you pigeonhole yourself every playthrough but want to feel superior about it?
>>335109105
This is my first post on reddit please be nice
>implying mages are worth shit without beef gates
Your magic missile might not miss, but it sure isn't going to save your ass from a warrior who gets up in your face.
Paladins a best, we get decent magic and the ability to not suck shit at combat.
What's the game that really made you feel like you went on a great journey?
Prince of Persia 2008
Shadow of the Colossus
>>335109375
PoP2008 just made me feel like I was playing a shitty rhythm game :^(
So I have this game and all the expansions on Steam but I've never played it and I need a break from Dark Souls.
Is it worth getting into?
Is there anything I should know as a complete beginner? Any fun character builds you can recommend? Any mods I need to make it more enjoyable?
Cheers bros.
>>335108590
Just dive in and do whatever. Builds in this game are very flexible, your character can do anything if you train it.
>>335108590
Yea it's boring and kinda dumb. Get oblivion. That game is goat
Skyrim GOTY edition with all the official DLC is pretty good. I got to play it later after I played Skyrim when it first came out, which is a shame. I like all the new stuff it ads to the game. Conjurers even get new pets, and it introduces a lot of events to vanilla skyrim, like the sudden vampire attacks. Consider yourself blessed you'll get to experience this version first.
ITT: Games only you've played
Are you looking forward to helping not-William Adams clean up Japan's Oni problem in the name of Christ, /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMXncaX0q4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWczwEIYlKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH5UG7AMhOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz80GeslJSEDemo on Tuesday! Finishing the demo will unlock some unique DLC for the final version, so make sure to give it a try.
haven't felt pleasantly hype for game in a long time
>>335107984
>Weeb Geralt
meh... not really hyped, But I havent played a generic weeb game since Onimusha so I'll probably play it when its cheap.
Looks dope as fuck. Hopefully the demo is lengthy enough and doesn't just tease my dick.
>final boss is literally GOD
>This is God
>what is Silent Hill 3
Just leave me alone to kill the cycle geez god.
Do you miss me yet?
I've been missing you nearly a whole year now.
I finally understand.
>>335107647
Yes and no.
Why couldn't miyamoto have died instead?
This game is perfect and the best remake ever. Literally makes original Resident Evil pathetic. Even RE4 is nothing compared to this.
>>335107220
It's an excellent remake, there's no question about that. But perfect? Not even close. It still retains many of the flaws the original game had.
>>335108095
Do you have a self imposed character limit? What are those flaws?
>>335107220
Finally somebody understands.
The only flaw was that the other games weren't remade like this.
Goddamn this game is a masterpiece
This is a japanese god of death
>>335107092
This is a Japanese squirrel.
this is a japanese cat
I'd let her death my dick if you know what I mean.
>game has luck as an attribute
>>335107068
>shooting in the game is rng
Luck/Charisma builds are objectively the best way to play.
>grit stat
>courage stat
what are some other dumb ideas for stats
How did the smear campaign against Nintendo begin?
Every game. There's misinformation agents abounding on /v/ and other sites. Some of them professional even, as you can see with the case of StarFox Zero's lying reviews.
This didn't even begin this gen. I first noticed it back when RE4 Wii Edition came out. Despite being the best version of the game, it was slammed by critics and got some low reviews attempting to dock its overall score (see OpposableThumbs).
Now, in just this past YEAR. Observe: "Majora's Mask 3D butchered"...
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>when you realize that you've gotten paranoid as fuck after spending too much fucking time on the internet
>>335106956
Reviewers, e-celebs,other youtubers,and casuals all have been on Nintendo's side for years.
Nintendo fucked up hard on SFZ, don't even try to say otherwise. The shit they're getting today is a predictable result of fucking up a franchise for the 2nd time. Everything will be back to normal in a week or two.
Not even the most delusional of Nintendrones think that there's an anti-Nintendo sentiment.
Fuck off
People are getting tired of their shit. As an ex-Nintendo fanboy, after all of this censorship and the Wii U's awful effort, I'm very weary about Nintendo now.