>Make him dig up his wife's miscarriage just so you can kill it in front of him
>Turn his wife into a grotesque monster, then kill her in front of him
>Tell him that his runaway daughter wants nothing to do with him, then fuck said daughter in a whore house
>Beat the shit out of him and then the sargent of his men
>Are the sole reason he hangs himself
Jesus Christ Geralt.
Now that the dust has settled and the honeymoon phase is over, can we now agree that this has by far been the weakest Souls title yet? Forgettable npcs with bugged quests triggers, broken covenants, worthless variety of weapons that arent straight swords, hyperarmor is useless against bosses that can stagger you anyway, incoherent lore that is nothing but cashing in on DS1 nostalgia, weak endings that dont really serve to wrap up the franchise, and worst of all, manages to be even less innovative than Dark Souls 2 despite being helmed by Miyazaki.
I now know why Miyazaki felt unsure of himself and lacked confidence with the game, especially after he apologized to testers if DS3 felt incomplete in an interview last November. He was running out of ideas and is nothing but a glorified, one trick pony. Makes sense why they are dropping the series altogether.
I don't get it. Why is it all orange now instead of blue? Why does the main character look like a smelly foreigner? Why is he always doing slow-motion "badass" stuff? Why is this voice trying so hard to sound edgy? And why is his hair a stupid spikey instead of combed back? Where is the awesome electronic music?
What the fuck happened to this series?
Name one good reason why Nintendo shouldn't release a 1:2 working scale model SNES that runs 1:2 scale cartridges (complete with 1:2 scale model box art).
Pro-tip: You can't
How do we save Nintendo from an embarrassing E3 show like last year?
I am most excited about EA's sport franchises, Sony announcing Kickstarters, and ladyboners.
What's the best gen and why it's gen 2?
How in the heck did his wife not notice that he's an octopus?
Is this game any good?
Does /v/ love their amiibo?
/v/ gets triggered into an autistic fit of rage over amiibo. They get even angrier than when an e-celeb says something dumb or someone on tumblr makes a comic. It's one of those facts of life that makes no sense.
It makes sense if you realize that people love their vydia, if someone comes in and tells you "all those who love vydia are baf and should be modified to our needs!", would you react with a smile?
Well, its the least i can do because they costed a shit ton of money.
Specially since i have a backup of each one.
>There will never be a good Reboot game
guess the game
What's the general /v/ opinion on this series and Larian Studios in general?
Any anticipation for Original Sin 2? Will Borislav Slavov do a good job with the OST?
OST is god tier.
D:OS was great, Larian finally got out of mediocrity since both Dragon Commander and Divinity 2 got boring after a while.
Having some high hopes for D:OS2. Would be nice if it managed to gather a modding community this time.
I got kinda bored playing it solo a couple of hours in but that was before enhanced edition. CO-OP seems nice but more players would be better which i heard they are introducing in original sin 2.
>Having some high hopes for D:OS2
Me too, kinda, though I thought the original was disappointing in the writing department. It had neither good story nor good humor. I only briefly tried enhanced edition, but I thought the dialogue was still really overwrought.
>OST is god tier.
Shame this won't be the case anymore.
>"it was fun anon lets play again tomorrow ya?"
>Last Online: 2 million years ago
This guy has litteraly infinite stamina
i give up
Try a bow in his second phase. It makes it SO much easier if you can't get the timing right on his swings since he only does his attacks that cover ground and those are generally easy to avoid. I killed him with about 40 standard Arrows with a +5 Dragonrider Bow and 40 STR on NG+, so he shouldn't be too much harder on NG.
I'm still up to doing a STR heavy guy run. But 1 dex and 1 magic run and only died 3 times for this guy.
All you need is to dodge. Stamina is important. I stopped dying for him when i lowered my encumberance so after i dodged i had a little stamina to hit him.
Post astonishing 4th Wall breaks.