Lets talk hypothetically for a second, /v/
Lets imagine a reality where Overwatch was exactly the way it is, the only differences being
>The game is called Team Fortress 3
>The Team Fortress logo replaces all instances of the Overwatch logo (see pic related)
>Heroes are instead referred to as "Mercenaries"
>The game is developed by Valve
>The game is released on Steam
Everything else is EXACTLY...
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>>337062104
"A pile of shit by any other name would smell as pungent" - Bill Shake
No, it still feels like a dumbed down TF2, and the shelf life of the game will be a lot shorter since people can't even create maps for the game. Hell, you can't even upload sprays.
Granted, it's fun to pick up and play for a few, but it's just not that good.
That would imply they know what the concept of 3 is.
>HOW THE GAME PLAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXHVzX6viNA
>TOTALCANCER HAVING EUPHORIA ON THE IRL COCK PITT
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ
A star ship simulator game with a retro scifi visuel style, reminicent of alpha centauri (yes late 90's graphics are so old to us millenials that it might as well be cyberpunk or even a new waves aesthetics).
Obejcts in space has probably resurrected the hard scifi star-ship sim genre if there had ever been one, this certainly...
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>>337061812
smells like shill
have a (You) because the game looks interesting, will consider pirating
>>337061812
Actually it reminds me of the isometric graphics of the original fallout series.
those fucking graphics jesus
Here's how you acquire the triforce in Ocarina of Time. NOTE: you must do this in the 1.0 version of the game.
Step 1.
>Advance all the way to the second fight with Ganon
>When he knocks the sword out of your hand, save and quit immediately
>This removes your sword and is required for the sequence to initiate
Step 2.
>At this point, you should have 100% the game which means all items, gear, mask, and gold skullitas
>Go...
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Step 4.
>With the final step complete, head back into the future and proceed to the water temple
>Go to the room where you fought dark Link
>From the moment you enter the room, face the door and back flip four times
>Now side-hop three times to the right
>Equip your hook shot and aim directly above you
>Shoot and you will latch onto an invisible ledge
>Equip...
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>>337061791
Thanks, OP.
Can you please also post the guide for catching Mew in R/B/Y? The one with the truck.
>>337061998
>Not knowing how to catch Mew
What an amature.
I got drunk and bought The Order: 1886 for $15. What should I expect? I bought it used if that matters.
shit
should have bought more booze nigger, you fucked up
>>337061934
Hindsight is 20/20, especially when you sober up.
>>337061731
A bad movie. Drink up.
As each year goes by I begin to understand what the story of Metal Gear Solid 4 was trying to say with Old Snake.
Snake is himself a representative of the aging video game player, and more specifically of a player who is developing health issues early in life. This is very common in the 21st century.
When I played the game for the first time in 2008 I was in the full bloom of health in my mid 20s and I was annoyed by the character of Old Snake. I wanted Solid Snake back. I wanted to play that bad-ass dude again. And at the end of the game when Snake is not cured...
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That's cool man.
>optimistic
>suicidal attempt
>>337061612
actually, no
Old Snake represents Kojima being depressed and feeling like an aged video game developer that can't move on from his franchise.
R.I.P.
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Did mainstream nerd culture destroy gaming?
>>337060971
my bae suzy
The only thing that destroyed gaming is the incredible increase of development budgets.
I want a cute Asian girlfriend, but I don't want an ice queen that will hate affection and be 建前 24/7. This paradox kills me.
Why do some people want wolf back?
PM players who have fond memories of him, but forgot how shit he was in Brawl
Slippy when?
>cool
>villain
>another starfox rep
>not a direct clone of fox like falco
>3 second rewind restores her health to full instead of what her health was 3 seconds ago
>Blinks fully recharge by the time she's aggro'd you
>Literally only Mei, Roadhog, Junkrat, and Cowboy Bebop are capable of taking her on in a 1v1
Remove this fucking character
>>337060772
>3 second rewind restores her health to full instead of what her health was 3 seconds ago
but that's a fucking lie you nigger. It helps that her healthpool is one of the lowest in the game.
git
gud
>>337060772
>he can't counter a squishy character
What went right in the east? What went wrong in the west?
>>337060657
>What went wrong in the west?
Having your marketing slogan be "This game stinks" was probably not a good idea.
marketing and copyright laws
also the game looked too ugly for the average gamer
>>337060657
The idea that it needed to be heavily adjusted in it's marketing and presentation hurt it more than anything here.
Was she ever found?
>>337060178nobody will know who she is
Not only was she found, but naked on the ground, dead.
Hit it Rockapella!
I AM IN LOVE WITH FRANZISKA VON KARMA!
>>337060134
So?
>>337060134
I like her better when she's a loli desu
Your waifu isn't real, she doesn't love you,
Is the Xenosaga trilogy that good?
1 - Solid but nothing overly special
2- Awful
3- Great, debatable whether worth the effort.
I liked it. Xenosaga had the best card mini-game ever.
>>337059507
I consider Xenosaga 2 the third worst jrpg I've ever played behind ff2 and Suikoden 4
Is this the quickest death a game ever had?
I'm so fucking mad I bought this garbage.
>>337059592
I'm mad people like you bought this garbage
get some fucking pattern recognition
>>337059505
>People actually bought this shit.
I still don't even know what the fuck the game is about that's how literally nothing it is.
>there are no games where you get to play as a giant monster in first person and wreck cities
What the fuck games industry?
>>337059497
You want a game were you play as your mom?
>>337061714
Savage
>>337061714