>search 'gaming' on amazon
>try to find the stupidest product
post results
>gf knows how much I love Doom
>knows the new game just came out
>come home today after work
>"got you a surprise, anon"
>Pic related
>That's your favorite enemy right?
I just smiled and have her a hug. Should I tell her later that she fucked up?
I haven't played a Doom game in over a decade.
What's the problem? It looks cute.
>>337954086
The Pain Elemental one is way better than the Cacodemon one imo, more detail.
>>337954086
accidentally do it in her pooppy the next time u have sex
that will teach her
Karl Pilkington just replaced your companion/escort/guide (or equivalent) of the last game you played, post results below
Who
>Final Fantasy X-2
>He'sRikku
I'm okay with this.
thug 2 hes my skateboard
gave witcher 1 a trywasnt fun at all
Witcher 3 is now on Sale
is it any better?
It's like Witcher 1 with decent combat, so yeah
>>337953730
It's still story-centric
why don't you tells us what annoyed you in 1.
The combat in 3 is not that great, so you might be turned off by it
>>337953806
>like Witcher 1 with decent combat
If you had nuts, i'd kick them.
Why is no one talking about premier fighting game Last Fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJfhhctuHdw
>>337953701
Because fightan games are boring and the community is an inbred circlejerk
>>337953701
Because of ugly looking characters like that.
Apologize.
But I liked Invisible War since it was the first Deus Ex game I ever played.
>there are 12 "apologize" threads, three of them are about dark souls 2
Another thread to filter.
>>337953795
The invisible BORE
Uh, excuse me, sir?
Shut the fuck up, fat man.
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MATALO MATALO
this is the best rayman game and you cannot prove me wrong
>>337953392
I agree
>>337953540
good
>>337953392
yeah it's good but it's got a couple strong contenders
This game has aged so poorly. I really don't understand why 16 year old me loved it so much.
>that fog and boring, turd looking world
>NPCs had absolutely no variation besides quest givers and gave out the same exact directions and quips errytime
>combat that was boring and shitty
>those guilds that literally devolved to "follow my vague directions to a cave somewhere far from here and kill the people inside"
>the...
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>>337952836
> 16 year old
Fucking hell you are ANCIENT
>>337952836
Because 16 year old you had better taste.
Probably because you didn't hadn't discovered /v/ yet.
Not to mention that navigation is just a fucking chore. I don't need fast travel, honestly I think it ruins immersion, but holy FUCK being forced to walk in Morrowind is BORING. I don't want to stare at the UGLY AS FUCK turd world while moving at the speed of a GOD DAMN SNAIL. If you don't fuck with magic and can't get spells like mark and recall, you're FUCKED. Yeah the alvsmi blessing scrolls or whatever existed but it doesn't fix the fact that just moving in this game was pure ass
Do you still play?
Black Ops 2 on PS3
>>337952935
I'd like to play blops 1 on PC but idk about the population
>>337952664
Of coursh
ITT: Characters who are pointless to bring into battle
But that's the point of a lord character anon. Chess would be easier if you could just swap your king with another pawn, but that's not how it works, you gotta use it whether you like it or not>amiibo locked characters
>>337952587
Lucina is a lord and she's one of the best units in the goddamn game.
IS THIS THE BLUNDER OF THE YEAR??
LMAO WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/homefront-the-revolution
>3.2 user score
>all those obvious paid critic reviews
>$60.00
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>337952275
I didn't even know they were making a new one.
>>337952275
It had to have at least some kind of expectations for it to be a blunder.
>got a flash deal on a site for this game for 33 dollars
>buy it like an idiot
>my face when all the reviews
I'm desperately looking for a site that I can pawn this piece of shit on to get some of that money back.
Banned from GTA Online for no goddamn reason!
lets talk about this.
Alright OP, what menu did you use?
>>337951958
Good. Now you can actually play a good online game.
>>337953029
menu? I literally did nothing wrong. the only thing i remember was coming back from my first ban (also for no goddamn reason) and being in a lobby full of russians. i didnt even leave my appartment, just logged in to see if it worked. and then i go back to it and boom, banned again, for a month this time. for fucks sake!
Your objective is to name a game better than this one.
>>337951909
Castlevania.
Well, anything that's not a handheld game, for starters.
>>337951909
better_game = "Mario&Luigi: Superstar Saga" + 1
Apologize.
>>337951883
Not untill it stops crashing on startup
>>337951883
Is it going to? About time.
>>337951883
Oh shit I'm so sorry.