What went so wrong?
>>338092251
>crytek died confirmed
Wait this game is a real thing? I thought this was cancelled.
Oh shit /v/! A package!
Uh oh
>>338092704
we need to go deeper
>>338092772
That's as deep as it gets, anonWhich one should I show first?
What's so bad about the Empire?
they blew up Alderaan, killing billions.
>>338091841
nothing
>>338091901
and the galaxy just fucking watched
What' i the best year for video games and why is is 2007
>>338091836
what games except cod4 came out in 2007 dumb fuck
>what year were you 12 years old?
let's make this a little easier
>>338091903
Uncharted, Bioshock, Witcher, Team Fortress 2, Assasins Creed, Portal, Halo 3
How do you believe the Fire Keeper would respond to sexual advances from the player character?
I've always wondered this, because she seems to be entirely submissive to the whims of the player character's desires. It doesn't appear that should would ever fight back.
We are not entirely sure how procreation even works in souls universe. Sex might not exist, and they might create heirs by budding for all we know.
>>338091824
If she's willing to plunge the world into darkness because you say so, I'm pretty damn sure she's willing to give you a quick blow job and more if you ask.
>>338091824
You could pretty much abuse all level up girls. They're also the most likely to be too vanilla.
What's your favorite RPG maker game?
>>338091538
Middens
>>338091538
Either Barkley or Yume Nikki I can't decide.
>>338091538
I don't like RPGs
Accurately describe Ashley in 1 (one) word.
>>338091260
benis
underage
CUTE
Is this the greatest JRPG of all time?
yes.
Nah, this JRPG is better
Yeah why not
Are there any space strategy games with 3D ship movement?
I've been enjoying Fractured Space lately but I want to command a whole fleet, not just one ship.
X3 Albion Prelude.
Home world tries to trick you but it really is 2d
Sins of a Solar Empire I'm going to suggest just as a good space RTS but its a lot like Homeworld, effectively 2D but ships can be a set distance above or below that axis. Flotilla might be up your alley, its hard as shit so I haven't gotten far enough to make an educated opinion, but its very pretty and calming. Makes full use of 3D space too
The fuck happened to Pac Man, He could have been great but no one seems to give a shit.
Namco wants £££ because they can't make new IPs anymore
The fuck do you mean he could have been great? He's the simplest character design possible, the base game is highly recognizable but hardly fun. This is like trying to push that ship in Asteroids as a major mascot.
Just beat pic related, what a great ending. This was my last soulsborne game but I've got to say it probably has the best ending of all of them. I went for the pussy ending, didn't kill the maiden. What did you do /v/?
Did you like 5-2?3-1 a best.
>>338090181
Stabbed that bitch in the back.
>>338090258
5-2 was alright but holy fuck 4-2 almost made me quit
>bullshit hitboxes
>can't even pause the game because it's le hardcore to chain the player to the fucking console (or PC if you enjoy garbage ports)
>clunky controls because responsive ones would show how idiotic and slow reacting the enemies are
>you can just memorize the enemy position and run pust them because they act once every thousand years
>supposedly good combat is just backstab simulator but as I said...
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>>338090180
>>bullshit hit boxes
0/10
>b
stopped reading there
>>338090180
I just started playing it and I'm really enjoying it. Working on Ornstein and Smough right now, almost have them down a few attempts in; they're the first boss to actually challenge me. Using a Black Knight Greatsword +3.
I also never use backstabs because they're a pain to aim.
>brb wife aggro
>>338090154
>brb smoke break
>someone using their mic
>there's a kid crying in the background
>"Anon, I thought you said you were a guy? You sound like a little girl"
How is this game? Thinking of getting it. Alsoboy or girl?
Good game
Pick girl for lesbian dialogue
if your shit at turn based games dont play hard.
No seriously the game turns into SMT on hard.
>>338090436
How hard are we talking? I've played SMT games before.
I just torrented Stellaris but I'm at work for a few more hours. What should I expect, /v/? Any advice?
>>338090024
You should wait for FBI, pirate.
>What should I expect, /v/?
Some fun for the first 4 hours and then complete boredom from that point forward
>Any advice?
Get ready to uninstall it
Bad combat
Bad diplomacy
Gets boring and repetitive from midgame on
Shallow as fuck
5/10. That's the best I can do.
Anyone else play at normal speed during the early game so you can avoid getting to the midgame for as long as possible?