So, we will be getting a Steam release of ZTD!
http://gematsu.com/2016/05/zero-time-dilemma-pc-launches-june-30
Also Zero Scape Thread
Oh. That's great. I'll get it on PC instead of 3DS, then.
hopefully the PC port wont be shit like usual
>>339369267
The only reced port that was absolute trash was Disgaea, the fact that the game stutter on high-end hardware was hilarious.
Danganronpa was literally perfect.
Oh my god, it just occurred to me that Solid Snake is a euphemism for penis !
>>339368673
Kek.
>>339368673
Then I don't even want to imagine what liquid snake should be
I would suck his solid snake if you get what I mean.;)
>play skyrim
>make new character
>two handed and restoration focused
>pick up a bow along the way "just in case"
>fast forward 2 hours
>character is now a stealth archer
literally every time
>>339368645
>decide to play as a necromancer
>end up doing Dawnguard
>transition into necro-vampire
>can't kill anything, all my zombies/atronachs are wank and I die all the time
>have to crank difficulty to 0
>get auriel's bow and start using it
>immediately start doing 100x betterComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Play Skyrim
>Why the fuck did I install this shit again?
Every time.
There's basically no better build anyway, stealth archer is objectively the best at any combat situation
What is your pick for the single greatest game ever made? inb4 deus ex
>>339368041
This hidden gem.
Overwatch
Bought new 3ds xl today. It's on stock firmware 9.5, should i update or something? What games do you'll recommend
Yep update it. You need to be on 9.2 and there's no way to downgrade it now.
>>339368049
>and there's no way to downgrade it now.
u wot m8
About to pay 40 schmeckles for Doom. Should I do it /v/?
I can't stop thinking about it ever since I returned it to my redbox. Was expecting it to be on torrent, but it's not up yet.
>>339367975
Not worth over 30$, unless you like the sound of "Brutal Painkiller RPG".
The MP and SnapMap are also shit.
Torrents have been around for ages, but still no cracks.
>>339367975
Yeah, buy it. It's genuinely the best FPS on the market now. Even if you're a meme who says the MP and SnapMap is bad, the singleplayer does have a lot of replay value.
>>339370278
>It's genuinely the best FPS on the market now
Way to make a hyperbole statement without probably even realizing it.
D44M would've been a huge disappointment for me, had I had any expectations towards it after the early reveal footage.
When does it fucking end
there are so many levels
Every time I finish a world there's another one
Why does this game have SO MANY GOD DAMN LEVELS
because if it didn't people would complain about a lack of content
>>339368064
Sure, but it has just an absolutely insane amount of levels. Genuinely bordering on too many.
>>339368106
Kill yourself. You're bordering on too many years.
>90% of /v/ didn't get this reference
How does that make you feel?
>>339367804
>he didn't rename the file Guy.brush
it makes me fell bad
I don't get it.
nice, le give her the dick man haha
Where is it?
Peace Day never came Anon. And it is never going to. It's like pottery...
>>339367903
until Trump becomes president
So what vidya are you looking forward to the most this year
Nier Automata for me
>>339367782
DEATHWINGS
not sure
xv maybe
>>339367782
I fear for the new Nier game. Platinum hasn't made a good game or good decisions in a long time.
Is this game a meme or something?
There's literally nothing scary about it but I've seen it in many horrors lists along with actual scary games like Silent Hill.
What's the big deal with this game? I literally burst out laughing with the deformed guy with the sticks.
/v/ can't bring itself to admit that its a game that's aged like milk
Have you finished it?
It gets a bit more horrific by the end.
To be honest though, it's usually added to "horror" lists because it's closer to horror than to a shooter, or to an RPG.
SS2 came out at this magic time when people were attempting to mix several kinds of games.
You the RPG/RTS, Some RTS/FPS and then the RPG/FPS.
It's not really one thing, it's a mix.
Also most people who played it when it was out first were 13-14. When you're a kid you shit a brick the first time you see a midwife.
>>339367761
How has it aged like milk?
Seriously.
I had heard only vague glimpses of the game before it came out on Steam, and I played through it and immensely enjoyed it when it did.
The animations are wonky, and the Dark Engine is a little clunky, but I actually find the mechanics and gunplay to be way more fun than say- Bioshock. The clunkiness actually makes hitting things really satisfying, for instance.
Why is this Egyptian goddess so fun to play?
All other classes have to waddle around on the ground while Pharah soars majestically from cover to cover, raining down death/justice, juggling McRees, bullying Reinhardts to death, breaking up teams and knocking snipers off their perches with her concussion rockets.
I legitimately feel bad for all non-Pharah players.Except Mercies, you girls are alright and can join us in the friendly skies
>>339367714
She's fun as fuck against the lower tiers when people don't ever look up, and depending on your accuracy, she remains a really good all-around pick in most comps for a raw damage dealer. Unchecked, she'll completely dominate upper levels and almost anyone caught alone.
I had to branch out and learn other heroes because of how vulnerable she is to hitscan weapons. A good McRee or 76 will totally ruin your fun with accurate m1 fire, and a decent widow will completely shut you down.
>>339368080
I feel you, playing her has gotten way harder as I've ranked up, you can still be a great counter to McRee but you have to play far more cautiously.
>>339367714
Her splash damage is awful though so you need some extreme accuracy and a knack for leading in order to do anything. Rockets could use a damage and radius boost and she would be a lot less useless immediately.
What went wrong?
How it was even possible to fuck up so badly?
It was fine, time for you to fuck off back to the Codex where you belong, nigger.
Nothing went wrong, they delivered on what they promised, not their fault you have no idea how an infinity engine game plays.
>>339368131
>Nothing went wrong, they delivered on what they promised
No, they promised old school style crpg
>not their fault you have no idea how an infinity engine game plays.
But I know, this is exactly why I have problem with this garbage
This is Halo 3's credit song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOd8KXoEL34
>>339367613
This is Destiny's credit song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163_C5UVU-I
What the fuck happened to Bungie?
>>339367613
The nostalgia. Still gives me chills
Halo 2's theme takes the cake for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efH7aOxL4pU
How'd they get away with making a canonically autistic character with a playstyle to match?
they know their audience
>tfw can't write an autistic character nowadays without everyone thinking you're pandering to someone
Fucking snowflakes, I swear.
>>339368171
you have big bang theory to thank for that