I am going to a job interview this thursday.
The job is to sell games, consoles and smartphones, console and smartphone equipment and smartphone support.
I basically need to know what is new and popular on every console + PC and what WILL be popular and new soon. Also console news and whatnot. Basically what normies play and buy these days.
Same for phones I guess.
I only play shit like dorf fortress and roguelikes with the occasional F2P game so I have no idea what's good but I need to impress.
Please help me /v/ you are my only hope....
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Don't worry, you won't need to know any of that
>>340415116
How come?
>>340415116
this pretty much
Show them you are a good sales person and they will hire you.
no 1 cares if you play games or not , whats important is if you can sell them all to the idiots.
So just tried the vive demo at my local gameshit and I got say...this shit is pretty cool. I'm practically sold on VR though I'm going to go back some other day to give it another try and get more time with it.
Do you fagets have VR headsets? Do you regret it or enjoy it? There's no real must have game and no one fucking talks about them, so idk
I was surprised that the demo with the underwater boat and the whale was probably the least immersing one. I didn't feel like I was really there, but the space pirate game was fun as shit, that shield is OP as fuck.
>>340414878
Eh, expensive
>>340414878
I currently own a vive, with a gtx 970. It's really fun but there are no gaymes. Like all the games cost $30 and up and have almost no content. Also the lighthouses can really get fucked if they move.
You played the 3DO of the VR.
1-2 years from now, something better and cheaper than the vive will appear, and this one will be the real deal, the playstation of the VR.
>Gravity Rush
>Odin Sphere L
>FF XII hd
>FF XV
>God Eater
>Nier Automata
>Bloodborne
>Witcher III
>Horizon - Zero Dawn
>>340414706
Well I already did. So yes?
>Would you buy a PS4 for remakes and multiplats?
What do you think the answer is?
>>340414706
Sure, but I already have a gaming platform and that more than enough for me
After all any sane man would enjoy good vidya on any platform
Why don't you support independent games that suit your tastes, /v/? You never know what each and every indie dev has in store for you.
thank you for your contribution humble merchant
If its not on steam its probably shit
...wait, even shit games get on steam. So its below shit
>>340415507
>sucking Valve's cock this hard
Get the fuck in here and prepare for some hipster hacking shitfest!
https://youtu.be/U1jKN4HoHPs
WHY IS NO ONE SAVING THIS FOR E3
>>340414638
BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE STUFF TO SHOW THERE AND OBVIOUS SHIT GETS OUT OF THE WAY EARLY
>>340414702
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
This is a Paper Marop game.
>>340414452
Mario has logged in..
>never played paper mario as a kid
>think about trying it out
>see the fandom's reaction to this
holy fuck I'm glad i didn't play this series, the fandom is just full of sperging butthurt autists
>>340415498
Just like every other video game series in the world
Most of the important details about Watch Dogs 2: It’s set in San Francisco, it stars a black hacker named Marcus, and we’re expecting it for PS4/XB1/PC this fall
>>340414339
>A black hacker named Marcus
>Not a transgender
fucking get with the times already Ubisoft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXKuhJzPj0
LIVE IN TWO MINUTES
WD2 reveal
With ooga booga where da maffia at character
>>340414339
>a black hacker named Marcus
I actually wouldn't play it. Not racist but fuck agenda games, black people don't dress like Watch Dogs fags and Mafia 3 already has a black guy.
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jKN4HoHPs
>>340414284
Fuck off shill
>>340414354
>video game board
>post upcoming video game content
>"SHILL!"
I'm so hyped for this, Watch Dogs was criminally under appreciated.
autism cannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wOh_fuTqI
autism canon?
>>340413941
You mean Symmetra
Canon autism
>mixed
What went wrong?
Steam users thats what
Just read the reviews
A lot of crashes and what not.
>>340413919
In no particular order:
>buggy as fuck (cutscenes missing sound or having bugged sound)
>crashes
>bizarre bugs with controllers in the menus (must use arrow keys to move, but you have to use the controller to select things)
>barebones as fuck port
>$40
>$26 of DLC
>more DLC to comeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>that weird guy that always plays as a girl
>>340413875
Its called autogynephilia and its a mental sickness
Don't make fum of mentally I'll anon
Its not weird
Why should I play as a guy? I'm not into guys, I wanna see a girl's butt instead
>be fat neckbeard
>make traps in MMOs and RPGs
I have no regrets.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=QWF3zuuBLFY
herewego.jpg
>>340413849
>INB4 its fucking nothing.
Also, getting a little tired of your shit, captcha.
I played the first one as if I were a Trump agent, like that webm, killing muslims, gays, latino, feminists, etc.
>>340413849
>Watch Dogs 2
ITT: we live in ACDC town
>>340413848
>ACDC
>posts Beach Street
>>340413848
>200x
>STILL living in Electopia
K E K
how would you fix WoW? be specific
>>340413235
You let it die.
>launch legacy servers
>change boss mechannics, maybe some endgame questlines
>>340413235
Wow is FUBAR by now
Just let it finish itself off
I never asked for this.
quantum break cross over?
actually looks really fucking cool
What am i looking at