that's generations you fucking autist
nice photoshop fucktard
It is true that the beta is broken as fuck?
No it just sucks
>>341383359
Just like Halo Wars
>>341383468
It was pretty good considering it was a RTS on console
Is it bad the game I got most excited about at E3 was Dead Rising 4? It just looks so comfy
>>341381459
No. The one I got most exited for showed no gameplay.
Spiderman by Insomniac.
it's dead rising. feel no shame, dead rising is the shit
>Zombie slaying during Christmas
Fuck yes, I can't wait
It's time to apologize, /v/.
There's probably only like 5 other people here who played that game
>>341381973
Tfw when you actually played this
>>341381973
I played the demo, was disappointed in hte visuals after they made such a big deal about mega-textures
this is a joke right?
>worst controls of any game i've ever played
>takes 3 shots to kill an enemy
>100 enemies
>no bullets
how is this game so highly rated?
You know when this game came out people hated it because it had too much ammo instead of too little like the proper survival horror games that preceded it
1/10 I responded
>>341381072
>there are people RIGHT NOW on /v/ that were born after the release of RE4 12 years ago
>op is one of them
Massive fucking tits.
But D.Va makes me feel things.
>>341588953
Too bad. She's the most worst champion in the entire game and is countered by everything currently.
>>341588953
I don't like the mixing of degenerate nigger acts with her.
>>341588953
That's just too much.
>Your objective: execute the biggest hack of history.
I just realized they were referring to Trump.
>>341381048
There's nothing wrong with Trump
>>341381257
The French cucks clearly think otherwise since they're making a Trump killing simulator.
>>341381048
>>341381257
>>341381927
Not a single worthwhile thing happened this year. What a waste of fucking time.
What are we even fighting for?
>>341380861
Bullshit, Zelda looks freakin sweet
Spider-man and Berserk
So you're gonna buy Skyrim Remastered right /v/?
Sure am
I know I am
Yep.
Come on guys, we can do better than this. Let's write our own jokes. I'll start
>Q: Why is it called Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?
>A: Because it takes a thousand years to get to the door due to all the backtracking
>>341380858
LOL
>>341380858
>Q: Why is it called Overwatch?
>A:Because you need to overwatch out for hitboxes!
>>341380858
Not just video game themed, but those are the worst jokes I have ever read. I dont think a kid would even find those funny.
>did you hear about X?
>he died!
>did you hear about Y?
>he died!
>did you hear about Z?>he died!
Meanwhile, in 2017 /v/...
Wow, this new Zelda isn't as good as was hyped by /v/. Last time I listen to this board.
all the games announced last year were downgraded turds, I'm looking forward to next e3
Where the fuck is Star Citizen?
So, i just ordered a New 3ds XL along with this game. What should i expect?
>>341380110
You can expect nobody to be playing in a few months when X drops.
a fucking awesome game
you may want to buy handle grips though. MH really calls for the traditional controller inpute
>>341380110
LITERALLY NO EXCUSE
This was a pretty cool little game. Had fun but I don't understand anything that happened. What was that dog?
Symbolism?
>>341380014
it was a bad example of minimalist storytelling and really forgettable for some reason, but I'm glad I played it before I read or watched anything about it. Might try it again in coop someday
>>341380234
Symbolic of what?
So which bold re-envisioning of these two classic franchises do you think will be the most successful?
>>341380264
Zelda.
GoW is just the same game at a different camera angle. and I guess Kratos isn't 100% pissed all the time.
They both looked pretty shit
>>341380264
>So which bold re-envisioning of these two classic franchises do you think will be the most successful?
I'd say Zelda. Gods of War looked neat, until you realized every fucking game Sony presented was either Ryse 2.0 or VR shit. It really killed the mood.
How great will be the suffering this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V13gdh-WhM
>>341379437
>Early 2017
>Early
Not fooling me.
>2017
FUCK. I was hoping for a 2016 release date.
>>341379930
>>341380136
I hope they take their fucking time
This game better be 20+ hours and not another 5 hours hack n slash