Whenever I'm feeling sad, I just go and look up the Battleborn player numbers for an easy laugh.
>tfw you're not Randy Pitchford
>>341411435
>>341411221
Christ, the 24hr peak keeps dropping. Last Thursday it was like 1400. Mind you, neither of these peaks are affected by the weekend. Like 10-20% drop of userbase per week. Steadily.
Who the fuck is this supposed to be aimed at? Easily the most confusing thing I've seen at E3.
the snowboarding game fans?
People who want SSX, but have to settle for a less-arcaedy and more normie-boarding game.
>A video game where you pretend to be skiing
This is like the most nerdy and loser thing I've seen.
At least with the football games there are some competitive element that's fun to play.
Why didn't Solid Snake have an iDroid?
iDroid, huh?
Because kojima is a hack
He had a satellite radar
Okay, so here's my situation /v/
>Decide to play game with brother
>Brother plays Emperor of Byzantium
>I play the King of Georgia
>Swear fealty to him right away
>Help fight back Seljuk invasion
>Brother points out that if we can conquer Jerusalem, Alexandria, and Rome we can re-unite Christianity
>Eventually mend the schism
>Now...
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You're in the wrong place if you want a serious discussion about videogames.
>>341411171
This is the videogame board tho.
Are you just disgruntled.
>>341410874
Game sounds fun bro. I've never tried a grand strategy before. Hows this one for an entry level strategist?
https://instaud.io/qP8
So I tried doing Reaper's voice and I'm so sorry.
>>341410689
nice
>>341410689
Expected to cringe but actually got a few laughs out of it. Good job OP play of the game goes to you
what the fuck is this cringey shit.. go post on your blog or something this isn't vidya and kys while ur at it
Are these any good bros?
Also, what's your favorite Zelda game
>>341410409
my favourite is Windu Waka, but dont tell anyone, they get mad.
They're good.
But bear in mind the GBC only had 2 buttons so there's a lot of item swapping.
If you're into casual gaming or just prefer more action in your games, play seasons. If you want an actual Zelda experience, play ages.
NOT EVEN THE FULL MAP
>Mt.Hylia
>not death mountain
>>341409664
>he thinks all of that will be playable
>>341410787
Different mountain. Death Mountain has a constant eruption spewing shit into the air. You can see it from Mt. Hylia.
>>341410870
they already confirmed it will be
>there are people on this board who didnt grow up with at least gen 2 of Pokemon
what makes you feel old in regards to vidya, anon?
>>341409309
people who didnt grow up with at least gen 1
fucking retard
>>341409385
gen 1 is a given, shitbrain
>>341409309
>mfw some people here learned to read a map because of san andreas
Apart from lacking extra polygons and sharper textures, is her model in Sm4sh perfect?
Face, body, tits, ass etc.
Should Nintendo stick with this one now instead of remaking her like they do in every single game?
>>341409292
Just make her ass slightly less fat, then she'll be perfect.
>>341410350
You mean more fat right? Nothing hotter than big blubbery oatmeal ass.
>>341410470
I'm all for big butts, but hers is a bit fat.
Just trim the fat and she's good to go.
What's the point of Apollo. He was just a background character in his own game and DD was all about Athena. I have a feeling that AA6 is going to be about Maya again.
I don't see why they created him and the rest of AJ in the first place?
He was a failed attempt at softly rebooting the series. Simple as that.
Nick wasn't even supposed to be in Apollo Justice in the first place, but he forced to by executive meddling, and surprise, he stole the show. Then come AA5, Nick's back again.
>>341409689
Except Phoenix was developed enough throughout the first trilogy. Having him back with the maturity of his younger self felt cheap.
>>341409909
Apollo Justice was just a series of mistakes that Capcom is really trying to make people forget about.
Seven year time skip
Making nick give up being a lawyer only a few months after T&T (meaning he was disbarred longer than he ever was a lawyer)
Introducing a new protagonist who felt like Nick-lite in the first place
I could go on. It was fumble after fumble after fumble, and AA5 was basically them trying their best to fix the mess.
>mfw EA forgot to announce Skate 4 again
>expecting EA to ever do anything good
If a game doesn't sell as many as they want, the series gets a kiss of death.
But muh Fifa story mode.
>>341409031
Buddy it's time to let go. It's never going to happen. Plus the developer is dead so if by some miracle they did decide to make a new one it wouldn't be the same.
Think of the last video game character you played.You are now that character's sidekick, and must accompany him/her through the entirety of the game, helping in whatever way you can on the field. No pussying out and hiding away in a safe area. You must to be within 50 yards of the character at all times, or you will be smitten by a bolt from the blue. These restrictions are removed once you and the protagonist beat the game, and you may choose to either leave the game's world or stay in it for the rest of your life.If the last game you played...
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>>341408759
>Geralt of Rivia in Blood & Wine
Really, really fucked.
Geralt is fast, but not as fast as a bruxa. Not as strong as a higher vampire.
I'd diewhen Dettlaff sends his vampire goons to murder the city guys or when he goes to see the Unseen Elder. At the latest when you have Dettlaff boss battle.
In short, majorly, majorly fucked.
Do I get any of the protagonists powers? If I get Witcher mutations of faster reflexes, stronger physical body, slowed metabolism,...
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>>341409101
Are Witcher mutations something you can gain, or something you're born with?
So if im in dark souls does that mean i cant die?
sum up e3 2016 in one image
WWWWWWHATS UP GUYS IT'S YA BOY BANANAMAN69 BRINGIN' YOU. ANOTHER. VIDEO.
At least you're not Killer Keemstar
>>341408907
Who is this person I've been hearing about him none stop lately
>>341409235
an innovator
So just started playing this a couple of days ago, Where do i find the best guns? Also how do i improve the trader stock, Progressing stalker rank or progressing the story.
Also, Stalker General.
>>341408450
>Where do i find the best guns?
The SVD is god-tier, buy it from the mechanic asap.
AS Val can be found on stalkers, just follow them around until they walk into an anomaly.