Favorite vidya quotes ?
"It's time to chew ass"
"What's the difference between a man and a slave? One of them picks my cotton."
You call that a failure?
THIS is a failure.
>dead game they said
Why you /v/irgins are so clueless?
Holy shit, based western designers.
Supergrill actually LOOKS like a REAL womyn with REAL curves.
None of that weird Jap-bimbo-ass-tits-13yearoldface crap.
Super actually has sass and the independentnerdygirly way she speaks makes you feel like she's ready to dominate you!
Her special moves are actually better than superman's too.
is this the best game of all time
gfis bad at video games and gets frustrated and mad whenever she gets her ass kicked.
If it's a single player game she'll just give up if it's too hard or lower the difficulty (she refuses to play on easy usually).
But if it's a multiplayer game, and especially when myself or somebody else is facing her, she gets really buttmad and goes into a rant about how she sucks at videogames and gives up forever (not really though).
>inb4 tell her to git gud
I tried that.
Play a co-op game, be her support. You got a bunch of games that do this, whether it's online games like Tf2 or overwatch where you can be her healer, keeping her alive longer, or games like RE series or Borderlands.
Wishing you luck
>play on volskaya industries map
>we are attacking
>enemy team is defending
>enemy team is all torbjorns
>we capture the first point barely
>end up losing
>hundred years refers to the death of the last link incarnation
WW Link isn't a Link incarnation, he was a random blond boy who had the adventure thrust upon him. Its a coincidence he has the same name/hair colour
Nope. Ganondorf even tells you you truly are the Hero of Time reincarnated.
Also, the King gasps and apologizes in a roundabout way for thinking you were not, once Link assembles the Triforce.
And the master sword is somehow not stuck in Ganondorf?
My bets. Link fails timeline, Ganon rules Hyrule, Link is reborn and gets another shot hundreds of years later to stop him. Probably linked with Zelda NES somehow with its desolation.
Why not just call it God of War 4 if its a sequel?
Can someone PLEASE explain to me the hype behind this game? Is it just because Zelda? Because everything I've seen so far about this game looks mediocre.
It legitimately looks like a tech demo and reeks of open world sandboxing from 2011.
I just cannot for the life of me think of anything this game dose well or why it looks like something worth playing.
Try name one thing this game dose well let alone something that's never been done before. You can't.
Why do you feel the need to take away people's enjoyment of the game? If they like it, what's it to you. Personally, I find the game to not look quite as good as I'd hoped, but I'm cautiously optimistic.
Also, most people were talking about Audrey's tits during the stream anyway.
>Try name one thing this game dose well let alone something that's never been done before. You can't.
Now you try name one game that let me do everything BotW let me do
It's not about having a single new thing, is about having loads of good things in a single game
>starts game, roadhogs it and hooks a widow, ah yes moment
>the widow is literally glitched through the wall, and then literally placed behind me
>I die and they manage to escape
>not a minute later a mei throws down their ult
>calmly walk out the range, no lag, internet was doing fine
>walk out of range, magically teleport back and become frozen solid
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not that many to be honest
at least nothing as drastic as what you described
my internet doesn't fucking suck like yours obviously does
If Yooka Laylee is successful, what will it mean for Conker?
I guess it's too much to be hopeful...
But imagine all the cooky, self-aware jokes that could be made over the shit show Conker went through when Microsoft bought out old Rare!