What am I in for?
>>342001743
Everything is a computer game
Side Kick
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This is for all the gamers here- I suck. I really enjoy playing videogames (specifically Half Life 2, Bioshock and other FPS single players), but I'm just not awesome at them. In my previous school, I had virtually zero friends who played videogames, so sadly, had no one to play with. Now, I go to a new school where there are more people who actually play- all males, but they're good friends of mine.
I've played a few games with them a few times, and every time I feel like I suck, and look like a fake. The first time was a massacre, as one of the guys in...
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>>342001668
TL:DR
Post titties or fuck off.
>>342001668
As a thumb rule, never mention your gender on 4chan. It attracts memers who think they're oldfags.
Anyway, the only thing you can do to get better at games is to play them more. You can read up on tips and guides all over the internet as a supplement, but the only way you can improve is to keep playing.
Sadly, most guys will indeed think you're just an attention whore if you absolutely suck at games. Even worse if you're not entertaining to hang around despite being bad.
>>342001668
Maybe you should just game for yourself, not for others. You don't need to be defined by your pastime.
Tomorrow
the fuck is this?
It feels so weird to realize the wait is almost over.
>>342098467
Dominus of the Megadeus
It's the first thing I thought of when I heard about an android named Dorothy too.
This is Nep!
This is also Nep!
is it true that some people put up with this terrible gameplay simply because there are these bugeye characters?
>>342001231
>>342001352
Gay shit. Die
Can someone explain the new Xbox feature that allows PC users to play with console users?
Would this not give a clear advantage to PC users playing with Mouse and keyboard over controller?
Also obviously PC is master race but Sometimes i like to chill out on the couch and play but not if Im going to get owned by some monkey using a mouse.. doesnt seem right.
>>342001137
I was curious about this too. There will probably be some sort of handicap in place for the console monkeys so they don't get dominated constantly
>>342001137
Nigga, multiplats on PC. How hard is this to figure out?
>>342001137
>the new Xbox feature that allows PC users to play with console users?
That doesn't exist.
I literally cannot figure out how to attack things in this. I target on to them and press everything but my character won't fight.
How the fuck does this work
Are you close enough?
>>342001249
On top of it. Is combat supposed to be automatic?
>>342001351
If you're targeting it and close enough, you should be auto-attacking it.
ITT: Things you're saving up money to buy
I got this for 90$ last year with DKC. How much are they now?
I've got one anon and it's absolutely worth it. Trying to find new and not shitty faceplates is a real hassle though. Most of what you can find onine are cheap Chinese shit with foggy windows which are useless.
>>342001207
$262.78
+ $3.99 shipping
>friend wants me to pass the controller
>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak
arms weak
I need the new BotW damnit
What kind of sound system do you use for the maximum gaming experience, /v/? Or do you use a headset?
I'd sound her system, if you know what I mean.
>>342002170
>her
7.1 surround sound headset. I will never go back to speakers
I love the ocean, /v/.
shitty game but it's really cute
And I love you
I wonder what her cute little cunny smells like
>"Kingdom Hearts story is easy to understand if you just play the games!"
>"The story is actually really well written!"
>"Birth by Sleep's battle system wasn't bad at all!"
>>342088517
The story isn't that hard to understand.
The story is fucking terribly written shit.
Birth By Sleep's combat was absolute fucking garbage.
>There are people on this planet that play KH for the story after the first game
>>342088657
People sure as hell ain't playin' it for the combat. There's much better games if that's what you're looking for.
So what's the plan?
>Don't buy the game.
>Email Nintendo saying its a gay game and Miyamoto should be fired
>Wait until Etika makes a video about it
>Call him a nigger
Kills 2 birds with 2 stones.
>Play TTYD for the second time.
The game looks great. My plan is to buy it and enjoy it.
This game looks cool
Why does /v/ hate it?
>>342000325
Because it's not the game that was shown years ago.
This game is playing on hype and dreams, it won't deliver
This game is also a reboot
Only reason it bears that title is so that the company wouldn't lose the IP.
Actual Prey 2 looked cooler.
>>342000325
>doesn't want to be a space bounty hunter
As usual, OP's a jet powered turbofag
How come there are no more Commandos games?
>>342000320
Because the general gaming public are retarded faggots with no patience or sense of strategic thinking.
If it's not a COD clone, then it won't be a success.
>>342000320
Too hard for casuals.
Also piratefags.
>>342000320
Publisher funding:
>will it appeal to a large audience?
No
>fuck off loser
Indie dev:
>is it low res pixel trash with "deep" pretentious story
No
>go away shitlord
I want a sequel to Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
It will be a wonderful,True entry to the paper Mario series
Released episodically on mobile devices only.
>>342000120
I want a new F-Zero game.
I wish to be a cute little girl