>hey bro, buy this early access pre-alpha open world survival game and play with us
>>342824550
>Hey buy that AAA survival TPS MMO from ubisoft, we're having so much fun
>>342824657
I knew it would suck, I know it still sucks
BUT STILL that bitch forced us to buy it because she said "it looks so cool guys!" and then we stopped playing after a week
>>342824550
>>342824657
You never have to worry about this if you don't have friends;-;
Left 4 dead 3 is happening apparently.
http://masterherald.com/left-4-dead-3-to-feature-excellent-graphics-and-game-strategies-which-give-it-priority-over-half-life-3/33390/
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/632481/Left-4-Dead-3-Half-Life-3-Release-Date-Characters-Valve-PS4-Xbox-One-PC
>apparently
surprising no one
Just like Half Life 3.
So uh... What ever happened with this?
Was this the biggest "Just kidding!" of the century?
>100% real time, in-game graphical fidelity!
>>342778180
Hardware fully supporting it is only now coming out. It also requires using W10. Meanwhile, devs don't wanna risk alienating paying customers, who mostly have DX9-11 hardware.
To be honest, it seems like DX12 might end up being an almost dedicated thing to Microsoft's own exclusives, and few other titles that'll end up being sold on Windows Store + Xbone.
I'm personally looking forward to Vulkan, because fuck W10.
It's not like flipping a fucking switch. It is going to take time for a new API to be widely used.
List some hidden gems in the steam sale
Pic related, A Story About My Uncle. Platform-Grappling game. Loose movement tied with sprinting and jumps.
Enjoying it so far
>>342777916
I've seen leafy play this a lot but I never knew the name. Thank you my friend :3
>>342779415
I dont know what that is but glad to help
Shorter than you'd like
the grappling mechanic is an awkward halfway between a magnetic grapple-yank and a spiderman swing and it's hard to get comfy with
Fucking icicle challenge. Fuck that fucking icicle challenge
All told, a good game, but far from perfect. Worth playing once but you'll never pick it up again.
Besides a chair, how do you guys keep your butts comfy when PC gaming without spending too much money
>>342777901
video
games
>>342777901
Who the fuck doesn't use a chair
i get your mom to lick it
BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY
>>342777347
I hate that ZX didn't have the balls to actually make a new character or set of characters.
>>342778281
We got Pandora, though
>Megaman Battle Network is dead
>Megaman X is dead
>Megaman Zero is dead
>Megaman Legends is dead
>Megaman is dead
>Start playing DS2
>New stat Adaptability
>"Huh, must be the new Resistance"
>Can't dodge for fuck
>Look up online
>"Oh...ok then"
Anything more like this that I should know?
I got the Platinum Trophy on DaS, so I'am not the master of the Universe but I understand the mechanics.
>>342823909
Hit detection works like this.
>>342824010
Wow, this is pretty acurate, thank you.
I'am going for dual wielding and not being able to roll properly was fucking me.
>>342824404
dual wielding is the best part of DaSII, and it's a damn shame that they dropped in in the third game
Do you doodle at work or class, /v/?
>>342777213
2/3
>>342777305
3/3
Is there such thing as a game with too much content?
No.
>>342776991
Sell me on this game.
>>342777402
It's harvest moon with waifus and 300+ hours of gameplay
like animal crossing but with actual shit to do
Help me name my Mother 3 characters
Need names for:
Little Brother (Lucas)
Big Brother
Father
Mother
Dog
Favorite Food
Favorite Thing
they can only have 8 characters
Name the Mom after something you love dearly.
Trust me on this.
Always go with default names when playing video games.
However Itoi wanted you to name Hinawa after your own mother.
>>342823238
Faggot
Edgy
Fritzl
MILF
Scoobs
Pussy
4chan
So why does /v/ hate Zarya again?
Just like Zarya that woman would look so much better without that awful pink hair
>>342777171
Dyed hair is great on non-tumblr women, quit bein' a fag
>>342777895
It really isnt. Bright pink, blue green whatever looks really obnoxious and the women with hair like that are usually just as obnoxious.
vidya things we will never know the truth of
I'm surprised GTA V doesn't come up more in unsolved vidya mysteries threads. There's a tonne of hidden shit in there that people are only discovering today.
What Serious Sam's Mental looks like.
>>342823107
like what?
So the Wii U game was released yesterday and nobody cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDHQZ5pKdk
>No Luigi/Daisy Team Animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LstLX_siazQ
Waluigi STRONG.
>>342776925
>Shadow's special is literally *teleports behind you*
>>342776338
No Bowser Jr/Diddy animation either. Come on, they were not-in-Mario-Kart-8 buddies!
This better literally be the saviour of PC online multiplayer FPS with:
>Dedicated servers, NO P2P
>EXCLUSIVE FOCUS ON GAMEPLAY OVER EVERYTHING ELSE
>No bullshit microtransactions, NO GAY RPG STAT EQUIPMENT BULLSHIT UPGRADE "MECHANICS"
>Custom FoV with 80 a minimum
>SMALL GUNS THAT DON'T TAKE UP HALF THE FUCKING ENTIRE SCREEN SPACE
>SUPER HARDCORE FAST TWITCH GAMEPLAYComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>342822762
its overwatch with quake skin
fuck off
>>342822959
We don't know that, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. DEAD ON ARRIVAL NOT YET CONFIRMED.
>>342823285
>we dont know anything
>except bullshit skills shown in trailer
>also no source on shit thats in OP
eat shit
>ITT maps you hate
>>342776053
>The Blood Maze from Max Payne
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
One of the all time worst.