>Character goes to bed
>Doesn't struggle with an ichy anus all night
At least post different things you dumb frogposter.
You gotta wipe your ass properly homie
>>69260302
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan
>>69260302
I love ich in my anus. I put mosquitoes down the back of my pants every night so it itches like your sisters crotch in the morning.
>>69260391
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan
How's the third world treating you?
I get icthy balls.
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>character goes to school
>there's no penis inspection day
https://youtu.be/H6Qt7ojNPMM
>character wipes ass
>doesn't inspect each and every wipe before finishing
>character is in his late 20s
>isn't still a virgin
>character doesn't rinse his asshole with water after every single shit and then wipes with toilet paper and then wetwipe
>doesn't wipe his dick after every piss
This is completely unrealistic as no human would be this disgusting.
>>69260610
Penis Inspection day??? What fucked up place are you from?
>>69260920
We had that. It was pretty professional though.No monkey business.
>>69260966
where are you from? What do they inspect on your penis?
>>69261004
they make you turn your head and cough
>>69261004
Not that anon but I had it too in NE US, it's proven statistically healthier
>>69260543
What the fuck
>>69260543
Wtf even happened here?
>>69261004
Penis inspection day is a meme
>>69261083
Anon from the deep south here.
We had it too. Used to laugh at the fat kids who couldn't even see their dick for their stomach
>>69261004
iirc they make sure you're not missing a testicle.
>>69261004
Anon from Spain here, we had a penis inspection one day when I was around 9 or 10
Turns out I had fimosis and only knew thanks to that.
>>69260302
>read this in Paulies voice
Fucking pepe
>>69261137
someone hasn't cleaned their room in a while
>>69260543
Is that rat poop or pesky insects?
>>69261214
That's fucked up. They shouldn't make your take off you're underwear until privately with the medical examiner.
but then again
>the deep south
did anyone else secretly kind of enjoy penis inspection day?
>character takes a shit
>does not carefully inspect the bowl before flushing.
>>69261466
ew no, weirdo
>>69261414
lebbit is so gullible
>>69261466
this lol
>character walks into the mens room
>floor isn't covered in piss
>toilets aren't left unflushed and full of shit
it's like directors don't even care about realism these days
>>69261137
Looks like a guy died alone and no one found him for a while.
So basically the future of 90% of 4chan?
>movie features bright sunny day at 70 degrees
>people are outside laughing, smiling and holding hands, instead of huddled behind a computer in a dark room, reeling from a hangover and the stench of old sweat
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69261400
Maggots
>Character goes to wash hands after taking a mondo shit
>has hands
>>69260302
why the fuck isnt his index and pinky finger out you pleb
>character is home alone
>doesn't pee in the sink
>>69260543
I wanna know this story
>>69261942
I do this because my bathroom is outside and ever since the grays came I don't go out when the sun is down
>character sits down to watch tv
>doesn't immediately stick his hand down his pants and start playing with his balls
>>69261214
Used to live in the South, then moved to New England. Penis inspection in both areas, but we had to fill out more paperword and apply for penis inspection permits in NE. In the South, you just whip your dick out and they eye ball it. smhtbh
>>69262071
>character doesnt rub balls and smell his hand before playing with his nuts
>>69260391
>character shits in a toilet
>doesn't shit in the street
DROPPED
>character goes to the bathroom
>doesn't take their laptop into the bathroom with them to continue shitposting
>>69262176
literally me rn lol
>character goes to cinema
>there's no no-singles policy
>he doesn't freshen up in the cinema showers
>he only tips the ticket-ripper $50
>character goes to the bathroom to take a shit
>doesn't eat a DQ blizzard while sitting on the toilet
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!
>>69262202
me 20 minutes ago
>>69261133
>>69261137
>>69261400
>>69262004
>>69260302
madonne
>>69261834
This meme is getting 2deep4me
>>69262479
people disgust me
>>69262479
>>69262283
>American character goes to the cinema
>seats aren't ripped apart and smeared with shit
>floor isn't covered by a 5 inch layer of popcorn and rotting food
>people of color aren't monkeying around
>>69262479
>antagonist is in a phone call
>something goes wrong
>I'll call you back
>>69262758
wrong meme you dip
>>69262479
Now I wanna see a Louis Theroux doc on hoarding.
>>69262900
That's not hording you cucumber, that's being a disgusting human being. I can't think of any animal that would live like that.
>"you absolutely cannot cum inside!"
>cums inside
>>69262479
this legit made me gag
>character is riding the subway
>doesn't jack off into some random ladies purse while she isn't looking
>Character posts on /tv/
>Doesn't like Baneposting
>>69263038
>character is riding the subway
>doesn't detonate a bomb
>character goes outside for a smoke
>he doesn't immediately dissolve
>>69263016
I'm fucking about to throw up in this library where I browse 4chan
>>69263212
>character browses 4chan at the library
>doesn't make women nearby uncomfortable by staring relentlessly while touching himself
>>69260302
>character takes a shit
>doesn't struggle with sitting down the rest of the day
>doesn't wince in excruciating pain
>character gets dubs
>he doesn't check 'em
>>69260302
LOL
>daylight hours
>frogposts frogposts frogposts frogposts
>vampire hours
>not a frogpost to be seen in the entire catalog
It's literally only normalfags who post facebookfrog.
>Character is sitting down in the couch
>he doesn't puts his finger on the side of his crotch and then smells it
>>69263358
>frogposter can't dub
>but I can
>>69263310
>character takes a shit
>doesn't die of hemorrhage
Do Hollywood directors live in la la land?
>>69260920
I'm from Norway and we had penis and scrotum inspection twice during primary school.
>character goes to bed
>doesn't need to masturbate to go to sleep
I slept over at a friend's house a few months ago and couldn't go to sleep for hours, hard to masturbate when you're sharing a bed with someone.
>>69263400
>being an americuck
>Character is alone in his house
>He sits in silence like a maniac without turning the TV on just so there can be some background noise
WHAT THE FUG
>>69261880
>>69260302
>>69263525
>character is alone in his house browsing the internet
>he doesn't look back at the door every once in a while
this is not even realistic
>>69260302
Buddy, go the pharmacy, get some PinX.
You'll thank me for it.
>>69263485
>sharing the same bed with your friend
Well, you could have asked him for buttsekcs
>>69263635
>implying it was a him
>implying she didn't firmly tell me not to touch her
>implying she wasn't super reluctant to share a bed, but she didn't have a choice.
>>69263665
>implying she didn't firmly tell me not to touch her
>character is walking behind a hot chick wearing yoga pants
>doesn't walk an extra 4 blocks past where he's going just so he can keep staring at her ass
MOST of the time your anus is itchy it's because there's tiny bits of feces there. So wipe better than shower. I can never get perfection without showering, so I time my defecations before my shower.
>>69264299
>he doesn't carry a squirt gun at all times so he can shower his brown hole at any moment
dirty 2bh
>>69262479
This is old as fuck
>>69260920
Get a load of this guy, what kind of backwater shithole town doesn't have penis inspection days at school.
>>69264299
Or it's pinworms.
>>69264299
>>69264769
or hemorrhoids
>>69264796
>>69264769
Those are possibilities but MUCH less likely.
If I shit, but then don't shower for a day my anus sometimes gets itchy. Showering fixes that.
>>69263665
>but she didn't have a choice.
elaborate
>>69264868
Only two beds in the house, I was supposed to sleep in the other one with my friend but she hooked up with a guy that night and thus I had to sleep in the other bed, I was drunk as all hell and my car was at her place and no way was I cabbing back to my place to sleep then taking a cab back to her's to grab my car as that would be over $100. This was back in my college days when I actually went out and had female friends.
