https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_bjtFDYaIFCTU82RjE0aWVVQkU/view?usp=sharing
Get it when it's still hot
sorry for the big file size, I can't decode video file and shit
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>>68809344
i gotta download it? Nope. post video somewhere
>>68809410
Okay, can someone who isn't a DCuck summarize it for us, please? You know, just in case Disney takes down the video or starts suing everyone who downloaded it or something?
>>68809587
Downloading now.
>>68809493
You don't want to download it?
This shit is fucking CASH
Better than
>kryptonite grenade
>beat supermans ass
>oh wears off now to hit you
>oh more kryptonite grenade
>swing him around
>lel now to stab you
>>68809493
No, it plays like an youtube video.
Watching it until the 5 minute mark.
>>68809763
what?
>>68809796
It's an youtube video
spider-man BTFO
>>68809816
so where is it
Someone post it in sequence
Aftercredits?
>>68809344
>>68809616
Clip is legit, 15min long. I care too little about cvapeshit, but can confirm it's real. Buncha people laughing makes it even more annoying.
It will be fine. Download.
>that thing does not obey the laws of physics at all
lel
Where is the video?
>Download
>>68809344
Looks pretty cool. I'm a little surprised people actually laugh at those one liners though. They're not really that funny.
>laughing during a movie
Do Americans really do this?
>Cap can beat Spidy
FUCKING WHAT?
i know it's cap's movie but come on. dropped
>>68809846
>finally gets on the team
>jobs hard
>>68810058
well, the humour is subjective for some people
>>68810053
>being this poor
>>68810120
that means the audiences enjoying their time mang
>>68809344
Throw it in handbrake you spastic
>>68809846
How did his spider sense not pick that up? Jesus christ the Russos are such fucking hacks
Too many quips, it's annoying
Should have left just for Spider-Man and Ant-Man
But the battle is creative, specially when Ant-Man becomes giant
Spidey is pretty cool
>>68809846
He wasn't super annoying. He was just annoying enough as Spider-Man can be when he's bantering with his opponents. He could be alright.
>>68810273
Yeah but even my capeshit loving-comic book reading-9gag posting friend doesn't laugh at this shit. Like I said, the action is great so I can still enjoy these movies but people laughing at this kind of baffles me.
>quipageddon
instant flop
capeshit is dead
Thanks Anon
Spidey is actually good
CRINGEWORTHY
>>68809344
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ANNOYING PEOPLE
>>68809846
>ACK! SCOTT, HELP!
>>68810235
This is literally Spidey's first official fight in the MCU. He's just getting used to it.
>>68810298
he actually sensed it, but Ant-Man beat him first
Anyone have the post credits scenes?
Alright, raise of hands. Who here thinks this version of Spider-Man could be good based on first impressions?
>>68810482
There's a thread for them right now.
>>68810499
Yo. I've liked every version of Spider-Man so far though, so maybe I'm biased as a fanboy.
>>68810528
>There's a thread for them right now.
All dead links.
You bunch of fucking niggers you don't have to download, Google Drive has a video player, it will play on your browser.
Highlights:>Spidey wrecking most of everyone's shit>Giant man
A:10
V: 10
Thanks yifi!!!
Good action but really the quips are like every 45 secs. (Spiderman, i understand tho)
>>68810235
>well-trained 80 years old war-veteran supersoldier with plenty of combat experience and technique
>16 year old sir quips-a-lot who never got into a fight before and was used to mostly fighting random street criminals
Its good but everyone seems to be fighting for no reason. They even apologize to each other wtf
>>68809344
>tfw today OP is not a faggot
>tfw spiderman quipping
>tfw antmanGETTING SWOLE AF
>>68809493
so when you stream a video on youtube you aren't downloading anything? dumb fuck
>>68809749
that was dreadful. and the doomsday fight was worse
>>68810622
I did manage to catch one of them.Aunt Tomei gives Peter an icepack for his head while Peter tries to explain away his wounds from the battle as being from a normal fight with a Brooklyn kid named Steve. When she leaves the room, Peter activates a wrist-mounted Spider-Signal."Spider-Man will return."
I don't know what was in the other one, though.
>>68810712
Exactly. Once Peter gets some mileage, by Infinity War he'll be based. I will say I honestly liked him in this. Dare I say they may actually get Spider-Man right this time.
Third time's the charm. Worked for Hulk.
>>68810120
>Americans
Americans don't need some monkey language subtitles in their movies retard
>QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP QUIP
>literally zero people die
What a shit film
>>68809344
Holy shit Wanda is op
>>68810764
>Dare I say they may actually get Spider-Man right this time
he's still too casual without his mask, he's supposed to be awkward and introverted.
>>68810753
>Brooklyn kid named Steve
Haaa
Vision could kill them all if he wanted
>>68810732
because Cap ordered them to fight
>>68810825
We've only seem him without the mask with Aunt May. Even with Tony he was half mask so trying to stay in superhero mode.
>>68809850
This guy...
>>68810780
>tfwthe nigger iron man fell hundreds of feet through the air at terminal velocity, crashed into the earth and still has a heartbeat
>>68810120
Those are russians tho
But yeah, a tip of advice: Don't go to movies on release day. They are crowded, lots of kids and manchildren talking throughout the whole movie, etc
I like going on the day after the release date on the first session of the afternoon, there's barely anyone.
>Batman v Superman
>"I bet your parents taught you that you mean something; that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in a gutter for no reason at all. They taught me that the world only makes sense if you force it to."
>Marve's Civil "War"
>DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK LAMO
>>68810247
>>68810712
Spidey was pretty good considering everything else.
>>68810865
Yeah but he's a moralfag.
>>68809344
>>68809344
i like the quality. you got the full movie nigga ?
>>68810383
I only really laughed at Spidey's quips, everyone else seems kinda forced aside form maybe Ant-Man
Good Job OP.
also, QUIPS.
THERE'S A BABY IN THE THEATER
>>68810915
>DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK LAMO
>mfw this will make more money than BvS
>dat black panther's triple swing kick
holy shit
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>>68810945
He seems a lot more natural with his quips and banter than previous iterations.
>>68809882
>>68809892
Just a brief scene in Wakanda for mid credits and post credits is spidy in his room and some hologram shit comes out of web shooter showing the spiderman symbol
>>68810825
The actor does have the appearance of an awkward introvert kind tho, he is not good-looking without really trying, could pass off as a pseudo-normalfag kid with regular kid issues like having few friends and being unlucky with girls.
>>68810915
>>68811002
Its Spider-Man....are you guys legit serious?
>>68810712
>never got into a fight before
>used to mostly fighting
u r dum
>>68810915
I don't know if you've noticed, but normal people don't break out into speeches at the drop of a hat. Normal people are much more likely to compare stuff to movies they've seen.
Although I must admit, this is rather blatant Disney cross-promotion. Seriously, Disney, we get it. You own Star Wars now.
>>68811076
>superheroes
>normal people
>>68810999
New parents like watching movies too, and often can't afford to go to the movies AND hire a sitter.
>>68809344
Antman was pretty good. Would watch whole movie just for him.
Hawkeye still cool as ever.
Everyone else is boring.
Thanks for the sweet sweet clip anon
>>68811051
An actual fight. whooping the floor with random street criminals is not really fighting, is it?
>"where you from"
>"queens"
>"brooklyn"
sensible chuckle
DCucks ON SUICIDE WATCH!!
>>68810915
And you expect me to take a serious speech from a guy cosplaying as a bat to a guy who shoots lasers with his eyes?
>>68811128
faggot
>all these quips
haha, fuck tension
typical capeshit
it's just as bad as BvS, but on the other side of the coin
12$ saved
Glad people can finally shut up about the suit being CGI. Its the texture that throws it off. They should've made the lines darker.
>spiderman kick everyone asses
>still lost to cap
>cap act all high and mighty like it's piss easy fight
>cap strongest villain is some Nazi knock-off
>spiderman strongest villain is fucking space symbiote
o-ok it's "Cap 3" civil war alright
>>68810712
Captain America has like 5 years of "combat" experience
>>68809344
Why is stark's team so fucking overpowered? Why would the Vision even side with a man who almost destroyed the world when he created Ultron?
Of course Black Widow has to kick Ant-Man in the dick and of course Black Panther comes off as a shitty deviant art OC ninja who dodges everything.
>>68811196
>haha capeshit sucks amirite
>but I was totally going to see this movie guys, this video totally ruined it for me
>Spidey uses a fucking Empire Strikes Back move
FUCKING BASED
holy shit, I can't imagine how much The Russos spending time choreographing this shit
>>68811232
Spidey was also caught off guard by capt falcon
>>68811218
Suit still looks CGI with that cam quality, granted the mask does look real.
>it's actually not that bad
DCucks are finished
>>68811196
>all these quips
>haha, fuck tension
Except this is probably the most quippy part of the movie (And rightfully so, it has Spidey, ANTS and Hawkeye), the rest is serious, especially right after this fight.
>Ant man being OP as fuck
>Witch being OP as fuck
>Vision being actually useless
>Black Panther scratching more than my ex-girlfriend
>Everyone else not even relevant
>>68809344
Fucking real and fucking great. Thanks a bunch OP!
>>68809344
>People laughing and giggling at every fucking line.
I swear I don't even go to theaters anymore, I just wait for the movie to be online, people drive me up the fucking wall.
>>68811283
Its the texture. Its so small it looks too 'smooth'. The shots with him standing around or laying like there, show its real.
>>68811218
The whole suit is went through a lot of post-production cgi. The actor the said real suit was baggy and disappointing until they fixed it in post.
>Iron man going all "waaah he hurted my friend" at the end
Dude just spent the last 10 minutes trying to maim or cripple his former friends, what a fucking faggot.
I don't think I'll bother seeing this in the cinema, it comes across as you either root for Iron man or sit there frustrated with how shit and non mary/gary stu the other team is.
>spider-man doesn't sense the remote wingsuit attack
so is he not gonna have the ability in MCU
>>68811374
>Dont enjoy yourself at the movies or i cant enjoy myself.
>>68811279
they also dropped spider-sense?
BRAVO RUSSO
>>68811374
>People going out and having fun? Fuck them, my room and my darkness and my complete lack of emotion is better than those things.
>8.3/10
How can DC even compete?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTvBQE6cvVg&feature=youtu.be
>>68811431
He clearly senses the platform Bucky throws at him. But he's still a rookie, he will make mistakes.
>>68811256
Well I was going to see it if, reputable critics, said it was worth watching.
Unfortunately, it's just like every other Disney capeshit.
>>68811431
Either that or he hasn't fully gotten used to it. Someone said the mechanical eyes are because he was getting sensory overload occasionally. He's still pretty green.
>>68811393
>I don't think I'll bother seeing this in the cinema
You sound like you dont have any friends to see it in a theater, anyway.
>>68811479
>reputable critics
Yeah, this must be bait.
You weren't going to see it anyway, so why are you here.
>>68811471
Disney film ratings are so full of shit that it hurts.
>>68811187
>muh fandom vs fandom
>>>/v/
also
>>>/k/illyourself
>even Black Panther gets to quip
TOP QUIP
>>68810910
>Those are russians tho
>English voices
>Peru or some shit subtitles
You wot m8?
>>68811507
>>68811528
lmao mad DCuck
>>68811490
this. he said it in the movie. even iron man questioned his made up suit and its goggles if it even lets him see and he explains. he still has troubles with his sensory powers.
>>68811393
>'m trying to stop you from tearing down the avengers"
>An emotionally unstable guy just saw his best friend almost killed while almost killing his other friends
Why do you bitch about a 140 minutes movie when you saw 1 battle scene?
>>68811516
>I think console wars are the only vs wars
>what are school rivalries
>sports rivalries
>>68811549
I don't know what this means stop saying cuck you retard
>>68811506
Why would this be bait? Your average movie critic is a total cuck pleb, like schmoes or Amy.
If based critics tell me it's good, and not another carbon copy cookie cutter, I would have seen it, like I did with Winter Soldier. But this one is still the same shit Marvel has been feeding us since Avengers.
Gotta skip that shit, my negro.
>>68811593
>unironically believes critics
>unironically thinks Disney capeshit praised by the critics #189491231929081 was going to be different
Either bait, or you are legitimately retarded.
>>68811471
>that video
>WB lost the game of chicken against Marvel and moved BvS up to March
>BvS still failed to meet WB's pie-in-the-sky expectations
>>68811528
>Panther saying I Dont Care when Hawkeye tries to quip
Jesus what's your definition of a quip here /tv/?
Does it only count as a non quip if they ask about bleeding?
>>68811593
>based critics
Yeah, this is bait.
>>68811611
>unironically believes critics
>unironically strawmans
No, just the ones that have a good track record.
>unironically thinks Disney capeshit praised by the critics #189491231929081 was going to be different
Winter soldier was different enough I went to see it. This one is clearly shit.
Stay mad, /co/mpany wars faggot.
>>68811638
DCucks are so mad that everything that isn't a speech about people's names being similar is a quip.
Why do you guys purposefully spoil films for yourself?
>>68811457
>>68811374
It's more the noise that gets me rather than other people's enjoyment. Someone is giving a line I can't even hear because they're still fucking laughing at a throwaway line right before that isn't even supposed to be a joke.
Really guys? You have to fucking holler at every single minuscule dialogue? Jeez
>>68811669
>TWS was different
It had a slightly more serious tone, that's it.
>critics with good track record
Go on, tell me which ones have a good one and I will carefully explain to you why you are wrong.
Nice fight, but ironman side losing all the time.
It was very one sided.
>>68811473
A PLATFORM?! I'm not watching this, but combined with those people who are saying cap throws a plane at spidey, I sincerely think this movie is overestimating how strong cap and Bucky are.
I mean, last movie, cap was sprinting pretty fast, but by this one he's literally outrunning cars
>>68811705
>It had a slightly more serious tone, that's it.
So we agree it was different? Great! It was enough for me to give it a chance, and I liked it more than any other Marvel film. Glad we are on the same page.
>Go on, tell me which ones have a good one and I will carefully explain to you why you are wrong.
Lel, I got nothing to prove to you faggot, nor do I care about your opinions. There are about 4 or 5 critics whose opinion I value, to a certain extant, because it has coincided with mine in the past. If they like a given movie, there is a good chance I might enjoy it too , based on past experience. It's that simple.
I really don't know why you are so butthurt bro.
>>68810915
>>"I bet your parents taught you that you mean something; that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in a gutter for no reason at all. They taught me that the world only makes sense if you force it to."
Can you imagine how autistic you'd come off as if you actually tried to say something like that in real life?
>>68811431
He clearly has Spider Sense. He's just a rookie, like Iron-Man said during the fight.
>>68809344
what about final fight scene?
>>68810915
>Waaah muh parents hurrr durrr i kill u now alien
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>>68811807
No, it wasn't different, it was the same plot structure with a more serious tone.
It's the same thing.
>Lel, I got nothing to prove to you faggot, nor do I care about your opinions.
Yes, you do, otherwise you wouldn't even be replying.
Go ahead and tell me which critics you drone for.
That was pretty good, desu. Thanks OP
SPIDERMAN FINALLY GOES INTO THE MCU
WHEN HE GOES TO TAKE DOWN GIANT-MAN, HE TEAMS UP WITH ... IR-- WARMACHINE!!!! HE WEBS TO WARMACHINE, NOT IRONMAN, WHAT-- WHO ALLOWED THIS
RUSSOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68811076
They are larger-than-life superheroes, not "normal people" though.
>>68811785
Cap doesn't throw a plane. You listened to someone stupid.Giant Man throws a plane wing
>>68809850
You can watch it like a YouTube video on the Google Drive link, you fucking moron.
>>68811843
>Those emotive eyes.
Ok i stand corrected. I thought they would look silly on film but that is fucking cool.
>>68811855
>No, it wasn't different, it was the same plot structure with a more serious tone.
No you are just playing semantics.
>Yes, you do, otherwise you wouldn't even be replying.
Well this is my last replay, so no worried. And I was replying because I thought you were a regular dumbfuck. You seem to be a somewhat reasonable person, but looking to pick a fight over nothing. And like I already explained, I got nothing to prove to you, and the identity of those critics isn't a key aspect of why I check their reviews, their track record is.
Calm down, take some of your meds, and don't give in to your autism, kid.
>>68811127
>>68811883
So, how much time do you think Batman spent writing that speech he planned to give to an alien he planned on murdering immediately afterward without any other witnesses around, anyway? Did Alfred help?
Wow this was so quiperiffic. How can you take anything seriously when everyone's smiling and cracking jokes 24/7. It's more like a comedy for tweens than an action movie.
>>68809344
Ok........i need this Spidey movie. Dude actually nailed it. And the emotive eyes actually look good.
>MUH SPIDER SENSE
why did spidey get hit with so much shit in the raimi movies?!
I don't remember green goblin having goblin sense explained in the movie
why didn't he sense the SLEEEEEEPPP spray?
if spidey sense were able to dodge everything it would be OP
>>68812082
>How can you take anything seriously when everyone's smiling and cracking jokes 24/7
>I can only take darkness and jesus monologues serious.
I think a lot of you ar confusing a quip fest with just crowd reaction because the lines in this fight are barely quippy. Only ANTS and Spidey are deliberately trying to quip.
Solid fight, would have liked to see more vision tho
>>68809344
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>68809344
They're never going to top this you know.
Ok i fucking love this suit.
>>68812196
>I think a lot of you ar confusing a quip fest with just crowd reaction because the lines in this fight are barely quippy. Only ANTS and Spidey are deliberately trying to quip.
DCucks think that everything that isn't a dark and gritty monologue is a quip.
And by DCucks, I mean DC movie fanatics. DC comics fans deserve better movies than the putrid shit they're given, but the DCucks among them just eat them up like they're the best thing ever because they're afraid that WB would starve them out of spite.
It's worth mentioning that the quip ratio is surprisingly low in the rest of the movie. It's only in this airport fight, which is the only place Spider and Ant really appear, that there's a lot of quips. Characters even comment how Tony is unusually low key early on.
There are a lot of ass-blasted DC fans in this thread, for sure
that clip is the best comic movie fight I've seen.
although it is amusing how pointless Arrow Man and Tight Suit Woman are when there's giganticism, laser blasts, flying robots and mutant spiders doing superhuman stuff all around them.
>people in the theater are actually laughing and having a good time
already accomplished more than BvS ever will.
>>68812290
We thought Bassed Russos couldn't top Avengers action and in 15 minuets they already have. These guys are going to fucking own Infinity War
Ant man is by far the best thing on this and Spider is such an annoying faggot
Homecoming is going to be fucking spectacular if this is the Spidey they got.
I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Tom.
>>68812196
>people throwing cars at people and shooting them with missles and dropping buildings on them
>lol we're still friends right
>depends how hard you hit me *wink*
>>68812300
Exactly. How the fuck is Panther saying 'I Don't Care' when Hawkeye talks to him a quip? Because the audience laughed? Its called enjoying yourself.
>Wanda hugging Clints leg
>Clint going easy on Natasha
BEST DAD
Not watching this clip because I want to wait for the movie to come out
I just need someone in this thread to give me an answer, does ant man use any ants in this movie?
>>68812336
And thus, the Disney executives got even closer to their dream of swimming in 3 cubic acres of real money, like a real-world Scrooge McDuck.
>>68812424
>Wanda hugging Clints leg
When?
>>68812425
nope
>>68812429
I think they should aim for what Flintheart had and have the bottom three cubic feet of their bin be just jewels.
>>68812410
>Its Hawkeye and Widow
>Have fought before.
>Are good friends who went on missions together alone.
>Expecting serious Hawkeye
.Expecting non-witty Widow
jesus christ.
>>68811638
It's obviously quip.
>>68812425
No dumbass. It's Ant man because he is small, not because he controls ants
>>68812505
But he controls ants.
>>68812480
DCucks expect speeches of how they must follow the accords and shit. Also bring up their parents' names
Guys please confirm for me, am I going fucking insane? does SPIDER-MAN say "HOLY SHIT!" when ant man goes big? AM I GOING INSANE
>>68812542
You're not, that's what he says. Because you know, it's 2016.
>>68812542
Yes he does.
>>68812570
cum on
>>68812425
I don't think Ant Man had the time to find ants since they are fighting on concrete.
>>68812592
Does that stuff come out of you?
>>68812448
When theyre running from Iron Man
>>68811128
Fuck off, dipshit. You and those parents should gas yourselves you lecherous, putrid swine.
If you're really that fucking poor you shouldn't even be going to the cinemas in the first place with your leech of child that should've been aborted and not raised by the fuckwit parents that you are. Aborting it would've been the kinder option.
This is why eugenics should be practiced. So absolute retards like you and those parents can never breed your spawns into the world just so another life can suffer shit-for-brains deadbeat parents. The wrong side won WWII. It's also easy to tell you're a nigger.
>>68812625
ease up on the edge there, you might cut yourself
>>68812625
>CRRAWWWLLLINGGGG IN MY SKIIIIINN
Why not call it Quip Wars instead?
>I know you believe what you're doing is right, but for the collective good, you must surrender now.
How is Vision a better Superman than Snyder's Superman?
>>68809587
It's a bunch of quips and mild action in an airport.
DC is still shit.
>people are actually defending the quips
Capeshit is a mental disease.
>>68812725
Vision knows how to knit.
>>68812505
That's not what he was even implying you monolithic fucking dipshit retard. He wanted to know if Ant-Man utilised ants in the movie, that's it, that's all he wanted to know you fucking faggot.
No one even drew the parallel to his name except you, retard. And on that note, he does control ants so it's an acceptable question to want to know if he uses them in the movie. Fuck you're a dumbass piece of subhuman trash, aren't you?
>>68812724
Captain Ameriquip sounds better.
why does war machine looks cooler than ironman
[Spoiler]test[/spoiler]
>>68812813
Because he doesn't wear a silly paintjob.
>>68812625
>Shitposter who gets this assblasted over not being able to watch a superhero movie advocating eugenics
I don't even know if it's bait anymore, what has /tv/ done to me
>>68809410
Found the DCuck
>>68812813
because Warmachine is just Iron Man with guns all over his armor.
>>68809344
Antman/Giant man completed dominated that.
I guess Vision doesn't do anything during the team battle? He could easily beat all of them.
>getting saved by Wanda all the time
AAGH WANDA HELP
>>68811638
Quip is when they open their mouth. If you filter the word quip, threads about capeshit magically cleans itself. No one who uses that as a criticism has anything valid to say..
>>68812762
>>68812770
>>68812798
>>68812724
>Mild Action
>Literally better done action than both Avengers movies. Best Capeshit fight scene.
>Defending Quips
>Spider-Man should be a dark brooding character.
Is there a link to the full movie?
>>68812942
He knows that clearly that's why he barely does anything. And he likes Cap
>>68812449
>>68812475
>>68812505
What a fucking waste
>>68812958
Stop acknowledging these retards, they're too assblasted to think straight.
>>68812942
Tony says the plan going in was "take it easy on them". Vision is 2strong to do that so he played defense and containment
>>68812942
he basically does whatever he wants when he eventually shows up.he also paralyzes warmachine, literally.
>>68809846
DIDN'T TINGLE SO GOOD
>>68812942
He does but he's clearly holding back and doesn't want to fight. Russos understand Vision better than Snyder understand Supes, and thats sad because Supes is a far superior character i like more.
>>68809344
so where is the final fight between cap + ws vs. tony?
>>68812770
Theyre children watching a children's movie. What do you expect
>>68812958
It was mild for the amount of heroes present. It was mild for the stakes.
>>68813003
Who is assblasted?
Did they go with Lang because Hank Pym beats his wife?
DOESN'T FOCKING WORK
>>68813036
I would prefer that not get spoiled
>>68812958
these hacks didnt even compare spiderman to jesus, i mean come on
>>68813100
Then don't watch it, retard.
>>68813058
>Who is assblasted
The people who are complaining about "quips". You have no legit criticisms to give, you're just parroting the same shit as a mantra to justify your irrational hatred.
You're foolish.
>>68813058
Define mild. We literally got Giant Man.
Are you saying that because it wasn't damaging or bloody enough? There are still heroes, and they are clearly not trying to kill at this point.
>it's like wrestlemania where everyone goes one-on-one with partner-switching
>>68809344
What time does Captain throw the plane at Spider-man
Where's Thor.
>Spiderman loses to Captain America
>Hawkeye believes he has a chance against Black Panther
>Scarlet Witch doesn't power down Iron Man suits
Marvel films after the first Avengers were a mistake.
>>68813100
i dont get why people wanna see shitty cam footage instead of waiting to see the movie properly. i'm poor as fuck and i still went to see it in the cinema.
>>68813153
hahaha sadly this
>>68813162
Chilling with Hulk in Valhalla.
>>68813167
>Spiderman loses to Captain America
>inexperience loses to experience
is that hard to understand for you? he's only been spiderman for 6 months, CA is like 100 years old.
4:12
ScarJo: Is this a part of your plan?
Legit keked
Those fratboys laughing explain everything
Capeshit makes what it makes because the audience is baked on weed
>>68812606
Ugh
That's so sad
Oh well
>>68813219
>an inexperienced adult loses to an experienced infant
Is that hard to understand? Yes. It is.
>ant man turning into a giant
>>68809344
DCuck here, I was already with my mind set on hating it and the beginning confirmed my fear, quipfest and the movie looks like a fucking tv movie seriously but when Ant-man turned into Giant-man and the Spidey fuckery with Bucky and Falcon really made me smile. That was cool as fuck. Anyway I haven't seen the whole movie but the tone looks really awful to be honest.
>>68813275
What?
>>68812625
Wow, you just love being wrong, don't you?
For one, I'm so white, I make vampires jealous.
Second, just because you brought a disgusting and noisy human child into the world doesn't mean you shouldn't have some stress relief every now and then (in fact, it usually means you need it more), regardless of your economic bracket.
Third, abortion wouldn't even need to be an issue if contraception was more accessible and sex ed was more widely taught in schools, BUT NO, the religious fuckwits were stupid enough to think that humans could be made to goose-step along to their sexless, joyless tune.
Finally, go back to /pol/, you fucking Nazi. It's the only place outside of your mother's basement and the local Klan and/or Trump rally that will bother to put up with you. The Nazis lost because they were, by-and-large, idiots, and you're no exception.
>>68812525
not canon
>>68813307
The tone of the fight is very far from the rest, which were pretty heavy
>>68813307
>the tone looks really awful
Why the hyperbole? Nobody will ever take an opinion like yours seriously.
>>68813275
>inexperienced adult
>Captain America?
You are literally stupid.
I CANT WATCH THE VIDEO WTF IS THIS LIMIT
>>68813314
Fuck off troll
>>68813342
But he did in the last movie, how can it not be canon in this one?
REHOST
>>68813314
>>68813373
I think he's saying the difference between Spider-Man and Cap's strength is the difference between an adult and an infant's strength.
>>68813132
see
>>68811704
>>68811819
>>68813144
There were no stakes to any of it. The action was mild because they were just punching each other on an airport runway/parking lot. There were a few parts with tension but over all it was a fight for the sake of a fight. I never felt any of the characters were actually threatened because we all know that Marvel is going to make a Black Panther movie, a Spider-Man movie, ect.
I don't understand the ending.
They were doing all sort of dangerous shit to each other and they were just fine and joking around, then one guy (accidentally?) gets lasershot, nearly dies and everyone is suddenly serious. What the fuck? It's like they're "fake fighting" like children do until someone actually gets hurt and starts crying.
>>68811471
It's a fucking 8 m8, that's not all that impressive.
It's not bad but it does beg the question, why are you so impressed? BvS was a 5 average, CW is just above average.
>>68813403
Ant Man isn't canon, he just doesn't fit in to my franchise
>>68813349
Dude they are having a fight which is pretty much the frontal confrontation of ideologies represented by Cap and Iron man and they look like they are having a school fight with super powers, they were joking thee whole fucking time and the ending with Rhodey falling down was hamfisted as shit. It was really entertaining but its not that great.
>>68813275
Cap literally fought in WWII
>>68813440
Marvel movies are not known as seriousness
>>68812425
He uses a toy truck and that disk that makes shit bigger
>>68813467
>almost all of these people are friends and don't want to hurt each other
>humor is a coping mechanism
I honestly don't know why you would expect anything different.
