continued from >>68778885
just finished watching the episode, late I know. I have some questions;
>how the fuck did sandsluts got on the ship?
>what the fuck was ellaria's plan? killing more martells to avenge other martells?
>how can Brienne literally appear at anywhere she wants whenever she wants?
>what happened to the dogs that were attacking Sansa?
>why is Dany fat, even though she's supposed to be starving?
I'll patiently wait for my answers
first for jon targaryen, the prince that was promised
>>68780980
>tfw Stannis is glamoured as Jon
stannis!
YOU'RE A GREEDY BITCH
I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU STABBED OUR TEENAGE COUSIN THROUGH THE BRAIN WHEN HIS BACK WAS TURNED
DIDNT YOU KNOW THAT I WANTED TO KILL OUR COUSIN, SOMEONE WE PROBABLY GREW UP WITH, MYSELF? WITH A WHIP?
Despair.png
While doing this I noticed that none of the Season 1 directors lasted past season 3 and very few of the season 2 directors did.
patrician factions to root for this season:
>tully
>lannister
>tyrell
>free folk
>greyjoy
>faith militant
>brotherhood without banners
>frey
>tarly
pleb factions to root for this season:
>stark
>targaryen
>faceless men
>sand snakes
contrarian factions to root for this season:
>baelish
>bolton
>white walkers
oh you poor deluded idiot factions to root for this season:
>baratheon
>martell
>blackfyre
>>68781026
yer a wik man
>White Walkers were marching forward in a huge army at the end of Season 2
>Sam (the fat obese wanker who can't even walk at a steady pace) BEATS THEM back to the wall
>Not only does he beat them - but they STILL haven't caught up (despite marching south) 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO (in ASOIAF time)
Come on now
>>68781017
Because D&D are hacks
>>68781017
Just turn your brain off bro! ;)
first for bad action scene
>>68780980
Reminder that Lyanna Has Ben cast for months and no one gives an actual shit
>>68781017
>D&D
>Yes
>D&D
>D&D
>D&D
There you go my man
>>68781017
>what happened to the dogs that were attacking Sansa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHVo-C2v3JU
>>68781026
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/game-of-thrones-needs-a-sand-snakes-spinoff.html
dude double daggers lmao
>>68781051
Why not the sand sisters? Surely a patrician would be able to handle bad pussy.
>>68781017
1. Used the teleporter Vary used to get to Mereen in season 5
2. Crashing Dorne with no survivors
3. See 1
4. See 1
5. Dothraki are high test, duh
Friendly reminder that the only acceptable choices to root for left are:
1. Jaime "Kingslayer" Lannister
Pros:
>Can fight
>Golden hand can serve as shield
>Best army in Westeros
Cons:
>Does the bidding of Cersei
2. Ramsay "The Madman" Bolton
Pros:
>Ruthless
>Ambitious
>Has a decent army
Cons:
>Bastard
>Obvious bad guys don't last long in Westeros
3. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
Pros:
>Master schemer
Cons:
>Can't fight
>Cucks himself
The rest is pleb tier.
Stannis was a fool and is dead. Bury it.
Roose will get murdered by Ramsay. Forget about it.
Theon "REEk" Greyjoy
Pros:
>??????
Cons:
>Traitor
>Can't fight
>No cock
>Gets triggered by his own name
>His own family thinks he's a joke
>Sansa's bitch
And finally Davos. I know this is a fan favorite. I just think he's too vanilla. I don't like vanilla. Sue me. He reminds me too much of Jorah for some reason.
Fuck the Sandsneks.
Jon wasn't glamoured. When and why? It's stupid.
Stannis crew, remember we're jumping ship to TEAM GREYJOY now.
Bend the knee to futa Queen Asha / Yara, first of her name(s), or GTFO.
>>68781017
The answer to all those questions is: D&D suck, it's all downhill from here
Will he save Season 6 /got/?
>>68781026
>we fight to honor our father, we are proud honorable dornish!
>lol stab in the back of the head
The only people they kill are cripples and buried merchants i guess
>>68781051
>martell
Sands
smfh
>Dornismen will never be tough motheruckers in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJoAy6-or0
Dornishwoman's husband when?
>>68781078
god damn they are the literal definition of the word "hack"
>>68781080
>tfw I almost came when Jorah was aiming that spear at Dany
>tfw a part of me literally thought DnD were based all along and were going to kill her out of nowhere
>tfw I thought Jorah would have sacrificed his life just to kill this bitch
It would have been so wonderful
>>68780980
Xth for the last saving grace of this show.
>>68781124
>no Davos
>no High Sparrow
Who hype for Meera?
>>68781139
he is going to have like 8 minutes of screen time
>>68781043
At some point in this season you're going to have to draw a tower at the very bottom of the scale.
>Its a Theon gets his cock back season
>>68781131
if she has a sex scene with Dany I could die happy
>>68781131
MMMM lets see my fellow kingsman... lets seee
Are we ever gonna get to see one of these Bravosi
water dancers properly fight?
>>68781124
>liking Jaime
D&D played you like a fiddle
>>68781131
feck off, degenerate
>>68781080
That was just awful in gif form. Slowly poke at where a standing man would be while 60 year old mormont rolls
show needs more dags in it
>>68781021
>tfw every character is Stannis in a poor glamour
>>68781174
>>68781131
>implying
Stannis died in the North
He lost to the North
I bend my knee to the queen in the north
>>68781017
>how can Brienne literally appear at anywhere she wants whenever she wants?
This one is the only thing that is not a problem at all. She was already in the woods killing Stannis last season. Sansa and Reek fled into the woods to escape. They had hounds howling after them. Brienne just followed the sound of baying hounds. The dogs ran off offscreen because they're pussy-bitch bloodhounds, not the rip-and-tear mastiffs Ramsay uses when hunting lowborn whores.
>>68781087
She plays a Red Priestess named Kinvara
>>68781169
Davos is a nice guy, but he's a lapdog.
High Sparrow is a religitard and will get rekt by the wrath of the Lannisters.
>>68781066
They weren't going to the Wall. They were just stamping out the Night's Watch expedition.
>>68781139
heng dai
>>68781124
>ramsay
>meme character who fights with double daggers naked against the hardest ironborn warriors from the iron islands and wins
nope
>>68781017
Well sir, pic related
Post a more beautiful /got/ chick, pro tip, you can't
So we can pretty much assume Jon gets resurrected in episode 4 right? ep 2 and 3's descriptions don't mention him. Also Ramsay's "gift" is most certainly Rickon right?
>>68781116
help protect the environment and cut down on file sizes thx ;)
>>68781205
>disliking Jaime
D&D played you like a fiddle
>>68781131
a best
>>68781233
Davos is the exact opposite of a lapdog. He fought for Stannis because he believed in Stannis, and when Stannis stopped being the king he believed in Davos stopped obeying him. Nigger spent most of a season in a prison cell.
>>68781017
>>what the fuck was ellaria's plan? killing more martells to avenge other martells?
Holy shit I just realized Martells went extinct on the show since there's no Quent or Arianne.
first Baratheon now Martell
BRAVO D&D
>>68781281
is she literally a homosexual
why does DnD make everyone gay
>>68781245
Let me guess, you're a Stannis/LF fag?
REMINDER THAT ARTHUR DAYNE IS A DUAL WIELDING FAGGOT
Go to 1:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WSq4_oPzzk
>>68781139
>gives one good speech
>it will go over showfags heads
>never seen again
>>68781116
>AHHHHH HELP ME CATELYN
So I binge watched the first season slightly after it finished airing and really loved it, and then picked up the books and found myself thinking "Wow that HBO show has to be the most faithful thoughtful adaptation I've ever seen"
So what happened? Why did it go off the rails? When did it go off the rails? or was it always this bad and i just didnt notice?
>>68781310
>>68781316
>>68781270
His gift is meat pies fresh from the oven
>>68781319
She's taking Victarion's role which means she is going to try to marry Dany.
Royal Rumble
>sons of the harpy just after finishing chanting
>ramsey with 20 goodmen+hounds+no shirt
>brianne has just declared war on all men who aren't renly
>the sand sneks are out in the open with their special snowflake weapons at the ready, obara sand has just stated her name
Who wins?
How do you think Myrcella will die in the books?
Will the woud Darkstar gave her fester? There already was someone in the books who died from an infected wound to the ear - Vargo Hoat. So, perhaps, that shittily drawn comic people used to post here - about Myrcella in Dorne, where she's lying in bed unconscious and black Trystane is telling her to 'fight' was actually prescient.
>>68781261
possibly doreah but both are hot af i cant decide
>>68781301
Wasn't his last act in season 5 following Stannis' order to go back to Castle Black and let him burn Shireen in peace?
>>68781017
>how the fuck did sandsluts got on the ship?
They probably took a smaller ship and got on the bigger ship
>what the fuck was ellaria's plan? killing more martells to avenge other martells?
She was usurping Whatever because he didn't do anything about their dead sister when everyone wanted revenge.
>how can Brienne literally appear at anywhere she wants whenever she wants?
She's been in that general vicinity for a while now, hard to not hear a hunting party in winter when nobody else is doing stuff.
>what happened to the dogs that were attacking Sansa?
They weren't attacking her, they were leashed and restrained by the holder of the leash.
>why is Dany fat, even though she's supposed to be starving?
She wasn't starving, she was queen. She's the only one who would get fat.
>>68781131
True loyal Stannisfags know who the next in line for allegiance
>yfw you won't be alive to watch the faithful adaptation of the books
>>68781344
I wouldn't rule anything out with these hacks in charge
Who was in the wrong here?
>>68781124
>Not Davos
Pros:
>Absolutely Loyal
>a voice of reason and humanity
>master of logistics
>charismatic
Cons:
>Loyal to fault, even if it means helping his superior against their will.
>>68781131
pls don't tumblrise House Greyjoy.
We're getting based Euron
Theon is back, and he's getting his cock back (maybe in a figurative sense)
Yara is probably the most likeable female character and is allowed to be strong.
Ironborn rekking Reach faggots is going to be the highlight of the season
Who wins: Bran the Builder or Bob the Builder?
>>68781261
>>68781017
>how the fuck did sandsluts got on the ship?
Cool ninja shit, I guess. They're shit characters, but I guess they're canonically badasses. If you mean in terms of the timing, Bad Pussy's hair is much longer, so presumably they took another boat and followed Jaime to KL, so no teleportation necessary. They need only have been a few hours behind him.
>what the fuck was ellaria's plan? killing more martells to avenge other martells
She thinks Doran can't cut it any more and wants rid of him. It's shit, but I never liked Dorne in the books, either, so idgaf.
>how can Brienne literally appear at anywhere she wants whenever she wants
Plot convenience, deal with it. I agree it's unusually clunky.
Dogs were probably shot but cut for time.
>>68781310
They'll rejig the rules so that bastards can inherit in Dorne though
>re-reading the books
>want to skip the Dany chapters
>realize 90% of the foreign country and culture descriptions are in her chapters
Fuck you, GRRM.
>>68781347
Dany
DnD approach you and ask you to write some quips for the Sand Sneks to say while they kill men
>What do you write?
>>68781017
>how can Brienne literally appear at anywhere she wants whenever she wants?
Follow the Bolton trackers dogs, because she knows they were after Sansa? I thought that was pretty obvious.
>what happened to the dogs that were attacking Sansa?
Got scared and ran away?
For the rest: D&D are hacks.
>>68781331
Normies ruined everything. It sould've stayed a niche show with modest budget but good writing and characterization, but now it's all dumbing down, kewl stuff like dual wielding and bad poossay.
I'm officially on TWD mode now.
I no longer watch the show because I'm interested in it but just because I invested too much time of my life into it to just drop it like that.
Fuck this crapfest btw.
10 months of hype killed in less than 50 minutes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10058971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10058971
>>68781374
>tfw ywn see a Rome tier GOT show that is faithful to the books
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>68781131
>bending the knee to a woman
>ever
Fuck off
>>68781322
not really im just sick of his character being le evil man twiddling his mustache. he was great in season 3 when he was first introduced but now hes gotten stale and is given way more screen time even than roose cause they know normies like him.
>>68781415
>caring about Essos
>>68781407
How about no
>>68781344
>already showing yara making out with a woman
>kelly c needs ships
>grill power
Holy fuck they really are gonna dyke them out aren't they.
>>68781331
D&D are terrible writers when they are not following the source material
The worst part is they don't seem to realize that at all
>>68781386
this looks fucking super dumb. How did that tiny knife even kill anyone.
Wasn't the black guy some fucking elite warrior?
And why would they kill their own fucking relatives.
>>68781386
>Big Nig the greatest figther in Dorne doesn't even flinch
wow so believable
>>68781430
>he still had hype after season 5
>>68781331
Season 1 was very faithful and the scenes they added felt meaningful and in-character.
Then they started doing their own thing. Some minor changes here and there. Some necessary for it being a TV show, others just because they could. Then the changes became more and more significant. D&D said from the start that they imagined the show would be cancelled before the Red Wedding, and if they could get to that point they could be happy.
They've just stopped giving a shit at this point. Everything is designed to have shock value and nothing else matters anymore.
I'm getting on board the Euron Express. Fuck everyone else I hope he murders Brienne and makes all the Sand Sluts his harem.
>>68781387
I understand people liking Davos. I just don't feel it.
I don't see him fit to lead anything, least of all to sit on the throne.
And you know if he's not going to die, at best he'll be Jon's stooge.
Name one thing that's happened in the show that didn't happen in the books that's actually been good other than Tyene's tits.
>>68781338
Just pretend Ellaria went home and what we are seeing is an amped up to 11 Arianne.
They just didn't want to hire a new acturess for some reason.
>>68781430
Sunken cost fallacy
Get out
>>68781431
The Damphair is cast, bro
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-images-of-game-of-thrones-filming-in-northern-ireland-plus-huge-spoilers-for-season-6/
>>68781338
>>68781479
Yeah well they also ran out of good material to adapt.
>>68781435
>a woman
not for long :)
>>68781374
holy fuck this will probably actually happen as well. kill me now.
>>68781514
That could just be some random priest
>>68780980
S1 Dothraki
>And to my son, The Stallion Who Will Mount the Word, I will also pledge a gift. I will give him the Iron Chair that his mother's father sat upon. I will give him Seven Kingdoms. I, Drogo, will do this. I will take my Khalasar west to where the world ends... and ride wooden horses across the black salt water as no Khal has done before! I will kill the men in iron suits and tear down their stone houses! I will rape their women, take their children as slaves, and bring their broken gods back to Vaes Dothrak! This, I vow, I, Drogo, son of Bharbo. I swear before the Mother of Mountains as the stars look down in witness! As the stars look down in witness! As the stars look down in witness!
S6 Dothraki
>U think her pussy hair is white too bro?
>I fucked ur grandma lol
>seeing a naked girl is definitely top 5 things bro
>>68781450
All signs point to yes. Remember that the Iron Isles have an even more patriarchal culture than the rest of Westeros, and Asha was laughed off when she tried to become Queen.
Having Yara and Dany become the Lesbian Empresses of the Iron Isles and Reach would be very progressive.
>>68781351
myrcella is going to be forced to marry aegon after he kills tomen
>>68781438
normies like Davos
>>68781017
>they're fit, able women, they swam
>it wasn't just about vengeance, like she said Doran was a weak leader and Dorne needs a strong leader. It even showed the guards in agreement
>she was nearby and heard the dogs
>they couldn't cross the river like Theon said
>Survival mode. When you don't eat you get fat.
>>68781489
>I don't see him fit to lead anything
>meanwhile roots for Jaime, Ramsay and Petyr
wtf
>>68781427
>because she knows they were after Sansa?
What? How? She saw Sansa jump?
>>68781324
WHY? Why do this?
It's just a fucking sword - how can they not get this right? I saw the leaked fight footage too - you bet your balls they actually turned him into a generic dual-wielding guy.
FUCKING WHY - HOW DO YOU GET THIS WRONG. JUST MAKE A BIG SWORD, IT ISN'T HARD TO DO
>>68781026
>Our father died to avenge his sibling and niblings. We will avenge him by killing his brother and nephew too!
>>68781374
>>68781434
You definitely will be. They will reboot it in 10-20 years when all or most of the books are out and reinvent it as a long running patrician thing, mark my words.
>>68780980
happiest guy in westeros
Why did Melisandre try to seduce Jon Starkgaryen?
>>68781496
not even arianne wanted to do this though so that wouldn't make sense either
arianne was just a retard who trusted a guy that calls himself fucking darkstar and looks like this
>>68781319
Because it's 300AC
>>68781351
She'll return to King's Landing and Cersei will declare war on Dorne and Myrcella will oppose her decision and Cersei will start getting paranoid about her being the younger queen and shit will spiral downhill from there.
Cersei won't actually intentionally murder her but I have no doubt it'll be her actions that cause her to die.
>>68781429
Was it a modest budget? Because i remember thinking the world building was spot fucking on, all the outfits and set designs and casting choices all seemed so smart and fitting. and even the CG looked good.
I dont even think im jaded, I'm just really disappointed.
>>68781419
>sneks teleport to the wall
>confront Thorne for killing qt3.14 Jon Snow who had a really cute butt and gave the Lord's Kiss
>How dare you? I'm Alliser Thorne, acting Lord Commander and erstwhile Master-At-Arms!
>Bad Pussy disarms him, forces him to one knee, puts her blade to his throat and whispers in his ear
>"Snakes don't have arms"
>cuts his throat
>and who
>are you
>>68781494
Hardhome. The only legit part from last season.
>>68781539
>But first, about Aeron: sources tell us Aeron Greyjoy has been cast, and is part of the shooting this week. Unfortunately we don’t know which actor is playing him – yet. He is not being played by the actor who appeared in season 2 as a Drowned Priest. Previously, it was unclear whether the priest at this week’s shooting was Aeron but our sources have confirmed the character present is Aeron. He has long white hair and can be glimpsed distantly in the video footage.
Note- this is WatchersontheWall, and posted by Sue, who only posts information with GOOD, reliable sources. It's not WinterIsComing tier clickbait. So yeah, we're pretty much going to get two of Balon's brothers this season.
>>68781419
Whatever the fuck they want as long as they loan me the bad pussay.
>>68781487
Lets hope they dont fuck euron too , otherwise, im joing team euron
I don't even like Oreo Hotah, but that motherfucker can chop a man wearing full armor in half with one swipe, and in the show he gets killed with a kitchen knife to the back.
Fuck D&D, their shit treatment of everything is making me like characters in the books I hated before because at least things made fucking sense.
>>68781489
That's his charm.
He doesn't want to lead; he's just a competent, good and loyal man who helps as best he can, but doesn't take any bullshit or roll over like a good dog/doormat for his master.
He's practically unique.
>>68781407
She's so perfect.
>>68781487
Looks like a fat Joshua Jackson.
HOUSE ONIONWORTH GROWS EVER STRONGER!
PEEL OUR LAYERS!
>>68781362
>she was usurping
So in a feudal land with dozens of dynasties going back thousands of years who have inter-married and all have some blood relative they're just gonna let a whore and some bastards rule over them because the main branch of the royal family is dead?
>>68781580
To convince him he's in grave danger. To prevent him from dying.
>>68781602
>the episode where the show literally became Walking Dead
>>68781357
He didn't know about the burning. And yes he followed orders, after Stannis manned up and started acting like a king again.
Once more, Davos isn't a lapdog just because he serves someone. Davos only follows Stannis because he truly believes Stannis is the last and best hope for Westeros and the rightful king, and as a good man he can't knowingly let that go after all Stannis has done for him. But as he's shown repeatedly, he'll attempt to kill his witch and talk shit to his face if he has to as well.
>>68781116
Who else but Ned Stark?
>>68781494
YMMV, but:
>Bobby B and Cersei convo
>Tywin/Arya
>Fookin Legend
>Hardhome
Anyone else glad that their favorite character is cut from the show so that you can't witness it get butchered by the show?
>tfw based Vic will always stay based because he's a book only character
>>68781545
My best friend killed himself almost one year ago. I should have joined him.
>>68781540
And that's why Khal Drogo was one of the most feared and respected Khals, fit to marry a Targaryen, whereas these ones are nothing more than Dany's taxi to Dosh Khaleen.
>>68781226
>trained hunting dogs
>running when their master is attacked
Nah, I know it's all dragons and teleportation but there's got to be some basic logical thought put into this shit.
>>68781672
it was a lot better than the walking dead
>>68781590
>amped up to 11
did you not see that part?
>>68781556
Ramsay is a boss already.
Jaime just needs to get rid of Cersei
Petyr is doing his thing. Hadn't had a lot of set backs yet.
>>68781566
>nibling is an actual word
You learn something new every day.
>>68781116
God, she really was a total harpie
>>68781580
Cause she wanted BBC
Black Brother Cock
>>68781601
>>How dare you? I'm Alliser Thorne, acting Lord Commander and erstwhile Master-At-Arms!
>>Bad Pussy disarms him, forces him to one knee, puts her blade to his throat and whispers in his ear
>>"Snakes don't have arms"
>>68781681
Now he is Jon Snows personal fluffer.
>>68781701
Arya did go blind tho
http://www.strawpoll.me/10059040
http://www.strawpoll.me/10059040
http://www.strawpoll.me/10059040
>>68781688
It's never too late, anon.
>>68781701
But Arya did go blind, or did it happen differently in the books?
>>68781540
S1 Dothraki
>Mago, find somewhere else to stick your cock.
S2 Dothraki
>Maybe I told the Great Stallion to go fuck himself and came back here to wait for you.
>>68781715
if it was amped up to 11 she would have locked fucking doran in a tower and crowned myrcella in episode one instead of killing her and doran for no reason though
you know, something that would have actually been interesting
Who /make the Watch great again/?
>>68781634
Unique? He's basically Jorah but instead of kneeling to women, he kneels to men.
>>68781527
No, it won't, relax. People will forget and move on in 2 years tops after HBO shits out their last take on the franchise. Just like it happened with LoTR. The normies stopped caring. And Tolkienfags are back to being 2,5 autists. There probably are even less of them than there were before the movies, because the old ones have grown up/moved on/died/etc, and most of the new ones were just normies who jumped on the bandwagon anyway. That same will happen to ASoIAF fanbase. And no big&hype fanbase - no remakes.
>>68781601
>suddenly ice zombie man flies over wall with horde of zombie
>sneks teleport behind him
>he stabs one in the neck
>poorly acted anguished cry from the others
>flying spinning flip into a whip motion that throws ice mayne on to ground
>"ice doesn't stop venom..weak man"
>and who
>are you
>>68781672
>Walking Dead
>having more than one zombie on screen
>having anyone killed by a zombie except for random teleporting ninja zombies ambushing someone
Yeah, right.
>>68781601
legit kek'd
>>68781688
her instagram is not nearly lewd enough
>'Only death can pay for life'
So who are they going to kill to bring that mary sue, Jon Snow, back?
I'd like to think Allister Throne would be too obvious a choice for it to be him.
But I'd also like to think D&D weren't ruining this shit.
>>68781353
lovely
>>68781747
>Favourite female character
well it's clearl-
>not in terms of looks but in terms of genuine likeability
fuck. i don't know, they are all bitches.
>>68781565
Yeah it's a real, real bummer. The sad reality is that Dan Weiss has the mindset of a 13 year old fanfiction faggot. Watch some interviews with them. Dabid is actually the smarter of the two and is likely responsible for most of the good parts of the show and has read the books (or at least says he has.) Dan is a fucking autistic idiot.
Also I'm not sure what the logic was behind screwing up Dawn and making Dayne some kind of dual wielding spin2win video game character.
Normies absolutely love big two handed swords, for example Aragorn's sword Anduril in Lord of the Rings. Dawn is actually quite comparable to this sword, so it's even more ironic that D&D are going to slaughter it.
>>68781692
Khal pono's khalasar is nearly as big, but that is not the point. They sound like frat dudes from 2016 not horse lords who have a culture inspired by khan era mongolia.
>>68781685
>When the Maester asked Victarion to protect him from being raped by his crew members and Vic just gave him a knife and told him to defend himself
Would never happen in the show and if they did they would have him defending being gay and protecting the Maester.
>ywn see Ray Stevenson play as Victarion
>>68781740
He's alive and Jon isn't.
>>68781783
The difference is that Jorah isn't following Dany in spite of her faults, he's following her because he simply doesn't see and/or admit they exist
>>68781487
whoa this dude looks like Tyrion fucked Theon
NEW LEAK: Walder Frey with a bad pussie
>>68781602
>strong empowered (nameless) wildling female
>silly giant antics with spooky skeletons
>they still can't decide if wights are zombies or lightning-fast killers
>Jon's awkward fight with the ZZ Top white walker
>Ice Darth Maul's frat boy swag
>raising all the corpses is played for some kind of shock moment because showfags forgot that could even happen
>wights taking arrows through the head and being perfectly able to keep fighting, meanwhile Tormund can stab them through the chest with his normal sword and "kill" them
Yeah, great episode.
The show fucking sucks.
>>68781747
Nymeria is a direwolf.
>>68781697
Good bloodhounds aren't hunting dogs bred to attack. They're bred to follow scents, and they're a damned sight too valuable to throw away as an attack dog. It's like sending your bomb-sniffer dog to attack a suicide bomber.
>>68781624
It's that uncomfortable feeling when you've lived in a hovel for so long that everything, even the stains and boarded up windows, have started to feel at least tolerable.
And then you're abducted by aliens who plop you in a non-euclidean multi-dimenisonal mansion where doors lead nowhere and everywhere at the same time, it can take half a year to walk down a hall, and your actions seem to not have any sort of consequences.
It's hard to actually say you want to leave, but it would certainly do the aliens a world of good to study your old hovel for how to build a fucking house before they try to build a mansion.
>>68781841
>implying Olenna isn't based
>>68781869
blood eyed cat of security and cat's manservant dazzler
>>68781353
>what I buy you for?
>to make me sad?
>>68781685
Satin will always stay cute and console Jon after Ygritte's death in my headcanon.
>>68781889
>liking an old cunt who mouths off to men
Found the beta cuck.
>>68781878
>this fucking showfag
>>68781164
he's going to be killed by ramsay
Why are men so weak and pathetic, bros?
I wish I could be a woman.
>>68781878
Oberyn fucked a woman from Yi TI and she came out
>>68781889
I could actually see them having Olenna kill someone in some cool, badass way with a funny quip to her granddaughter.
>>68781815
I don't look at any instagram or bullshit related to these babes.
Why torture yourself
>>68781923
>implying she doesn't mouth off at stronk womyn of the show as well
Here's your (you) faggot
>>68781937
No
>>68781822
That 'debt to the god of death' thing makes no sense.
So, Arya killed somebody, meaning she took 1 life from the death god.
Now somebody else has to die? Why? Doesn't that make it 2 people that die before their time rather than cancelling out the debt? It would have made much more sense if Arya had to save somebody to make up for the life she took.
>>68781854
I can forgive Jorah his boner.
I can't unfeel the betaness exuding out of Davos.
>>68781835
>she will never be ur gf
JUST
>sand sneks invade King's Landing
>kill all the male babies because weak men must die
>they enter the hall of the Iron Throne where Tommen sits, Cersei by his side
>In a surprise twist, Cersei stabs Tommen in the heart in front of the sand sneks
>they exchange triumphant smirks while Tommen bleeds out
>the audience is shocked and cheers for this matriarchic victory
>>68781545
>asha was laughed off
Not really, she jumped in during the middle of victarion's speech and split the cheers between her and victarion before euron shut them all down.
>>68781685
No.
I still think Darkstar would transcend the show's shitty writing and become something so ironically un-bad in terms of quality that he'd be great.
>>68781877
>it's a "if I greentext everything that happens and sound vaguely derisive, that makes it bad" episode
>>68781783
Jorah did everything he was told unquestioningly and acts out of love.
Davos committed high treason and was almost executed because he believed Stannis was wrong and he could help him be right again.
>>68781941
Valar Morghulis, all men must die xP lol
>>68781747
Meera and Olenna are the only legit choices. Everyone else is either just eye candy or annoying as fuck.
Also Nymeria? Seriously? Why not add Aegon's sisters too?
>Arianne is a beautiful women with great tits and big nipples
>One of her first scenes is a sex scene
>Had a threesome with Tyene
Why was she cut? She's perfect for HBO
>>68781962
NTF's is lewd as fuck m8
>>68781769
Alliser Thorne did literally nothing wrong.
>>68781846
>culture inspired by the culture most identified with Genghis Khan, the man who fucked so much that half a percent of the entire world's men are descended from him
>not talking about fucking bitches
K.
Good night sweet prince of Dorne
>>68781912
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS JEWESS THAT MAKES HER SO FUCKING HOT?????? WHAT IS IT??????????
>>68781548
>Aegon is going to murder a 9 year old child and Dragonfuckers will still defend him /merely/ because he's a Targ/Blackfyre
You cunts better come round when the Golden Company kills Davos' family for their clay in Rainwood or I swear, lads.
>>68781986
>No.
>I still think Darkstar would transcend the show's shitty writing and become something so ironically un-bad in terms of quality that he'd be great.
I agree with this. If Hack&Hack give us Darkstar at this point - possibly making him the mastermind behind the idiocy of the Bad Poosy - I might just quasi-forgive them for all their recent shitiness
>>68782004
>Aegon's sisters
He only had one and she's dead
>>68781979
Explain precisely what you mean there.
>>68781973
He basically made Ramsay lose his mind already by backing him into a corner.
You think Ramsay will just say, "ok, I'll step aside for your daughters baby"?
Get real.
well at least GoT isn't as shit as Vikings
they make D&D look like geniuses
>>68781965
>implying she doesn't mouth off at stronk womyn of the show as well
Yeah, who cares if a woman is disrespectful to her betters, amirite? It's le current year and there's nothing wrong with getting pegged in the ass by your gf xD
>>68781590
>bad mouthing the only hope
Darkstar is the only one who can save Dorne arc now.
>>68782016
>kills jon AFTER he lets in all the wildlings, rather than before, or simply closing the gates on Jon and not letting him through
he's pretty retarded
>>68782026
nothing your just a horny virgin lol
>>68782010
>Had a threesome with Tyene
woah woah what
>>68781912
They will introduce another red pristes because mel is going to give her life for jon
Sad :(
wew
>>68781552
>>68781937
>>he's going to be killed by ramsay
fuck youuuuuu
>>68782004
Osha is a valid choice too.
>>68782079
Yeah bro she and Tyene had a threesome with a random lucky guy
>>68781602
>spoopy skeletons wipe out 10,000 people in 5 seconds
>can't wipe out the remaining hundred behind a flimsy wooden wall in 20 minutes
>ridiculous stronk woman character who dies because she won't hurt zombie children
>stupid lines everywhere
>cheesy badly acted outrage by the forced diversity wildling council
>followed by cheesy heart warming fuck em they're dead I'll follow you moment
it was pretty shit. Not nearly as shit as Dorne or most of what was happening in S5 but it wasn't good.
>>68781997
So you agree that the only reason he's still alive is because of the mercy of Stannis?
Exactly.
Reminder to NEVER trust a maester, not even maester leuwin
1. they control the flow of information
2. they control the daily agenda of lords by acting as secretaries
3. they are very knowledgeable of poisons. A study of how to cure poisons involves a thorough study of the USE of poisons and so are very capable of causing stillbirths and sudden deaths and conceal it
4. they write the history of westeros which is complete bogus and fiction
>>68782026
Are you an eyebrows guy? Because I am
What the fuck is D&D? Dungeons and Dragons?
>>68781494
Jaime and Tyrion talking about their retard cousin, has actually pretty great
wtf happened to Pycelle? can't be arsed to look it up.
>>68782091
Both are pathetic as fuck
>>68782091
god your life must be so sad
>>68782124
This is true
>>68782054
If you've ever been in love you'd understand Jorah.
The only reason Davos is still alive is because Stannis didn't execute him for treason.
>>68782115
No, he's still alive because Stannis realised he was right.
You're a fucking idiot.
>>68781977
It's almost as if the cult worshipping a death god and who sell their services as assassins are all about killing and death, not life.
>>68782118
Reminder that Maesters caused the woes of Westeros
>>68781957
dabid pls...no more...
>>68781988
Oh, sorry.
They expected us to care about some random wildling bitch because she was a woman and had a few lines of dialogue, they were inconsistent with how wights behave and how they can be killed, the white walker looked like trash and his fight scene with Jon had terrible choreography, I don't know what I'm supposed to feel when Wun Wun is picking skeletons off himself, am I supposed to think it's funny, am I supposed to be afraid for the life of this stupid looking thing, etc. , that "come at me bro" nonsense at the end was ridiculous and lame.
They've done much better "war" scenes in the past, in season 4 they had one with a few of the same actors as Hardhome, even, but Hardhome was just spectacle without any style or thought put into it.
If it looked better, it could be that dumb and still work. If it made more sense, I forgive some sloppier editing and fight choreo.
But it was terrible on both of those fronts, so there's nothing redeeming about it.
>>68782124
nah that was a shit scene
Homoanons and femanons, post your husbandos pls
BTFO
>>68782061
Take your meds, Kevin
>>68781747
Frogfu because she's going to /ss/ Bran in the book, eventually. We just have to wait.
>>68782118
This is why Sam's storyline is the most interesting.
Sam is my favourite POV.
>>68782173
Still waiting on the beta part, m8.
>>68782209
that-that's just the fan wiki....what does HBO officially say
>>68782209
WTF?
Dorne never had a agantic succession system anyway
The firstborn daughter would inherit
