Because they are?

>>68862772
>mary cucks francis
>I'M NOT HAPPY
>LETS FUCK YOUR KINGDOM UP
>MAKE LOADS OF BLATANT FUCK UPS
>WAAAAH WAAAAH I'M A CUNT
>I'M LEAVING YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN
>pls dnt die i'm sad now boohoo i'm a victim

i'm glad she got raped, hopefully she gets raped a bit more the infuriating cunt

>>68862941
This is history nigger

>>68863005
of course it is, obviously embellished, i'm sure mary queen of scots wasn't that much of a cunt

>>68863074
People were really glad to see her gone.

The only good queens in the history of the UK were called Elizabeth or Victoria.

>>68863116
>mary queen of scots was a queen of the UK
nope. typically shes a scots cunt. i really hate her in the show she's just so fucking stupid

>>68863170
She wasn't a queen of the UK because the territories weren't united, but I used those words because I wanted to refer to the collective history of England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

>but muh Boudicca
Shit.
>Mathilda
Shit.

>>68863225
queens are very rarely good.
based henry VIII and based
based Richard the Lion heart are the rare good leaders of the UK

>>68863304
Most of our kings were shit.

Fuck you for saying Richard was good, he bled England dry on shitty wars in the Middle East and he was a smug French cunt that barely set foot in his own kingdom.

Edward was the shit. Hammer of the Scots. Edward III as well, shame about the middle one.

>>68863391
>Fuck you for saying Richard was good, he bled England dry on shitty wars in the Middle East and he was a smug French cunt that barely set foot in his own kingdom.
false. Richard spent lots of time in England. i can't find the source now but it's legit.
also
>killing sandnogs
>not based

>>68863784
>getting ransomed all the time
>killing sandniggers instead of frogs, jocks and potatoniggers

Alfie was based as well. Remove smorgasbord. If Harold won THAT battle, he'd have been our best.

>>68863859
Alfred the great is the GOATest English monarch, unchallenged.

It's a shame Harold was just plain unlucky, god really wasn't on his side. shame. REMOVE NORMAN PROUD SONS OF WESSEX

>>68863116
NO FUCK NO ELIZABETH WAS A HYPOCRITICAL BITCH WHO KILLED MY FATHER CUASE HE CALLED HER BALD. FUCK HER