more like eyebrows general
If he weren't such a manlet, he'd be Martin Scorsdaily
He makes the best fuckin' films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him and say thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies, then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around and then rip off one of his ears and throw it like a fuckin' Frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face and say thank you for all of your fuckin' films, then I'd pick him up by the hair, swing him over my head a few times and throw across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Martin Scoreboard
if you don't think this is his best movie you should kys
>>68650411
but he's wearing glasses senpai
>>68650411
same
>watching jewcore
>>68650411
Did you know in 1992 at the height of his coke addiction he accidentally ran over 2 children on their way to school? he was only fined 22$ and a pack of gum and served no jail time
>>68650480
seems like something a crazy italian would do desu
Nervous fuck cant even hang with damon and the meme men
What Herzog film should I watch next?
I've seen Aguirre, Grizzly Man, and Into the Abyss and loved all of them so far
>>68650338
thinly veiled tarantino thread?
But Marty he stole my Oscar!
>>68650595
what a god damn qt
>>68650552
Fitzcarraldo then My Best Fiend then Encounters then Happy People
>>68650639
I wanted to watch a few more Kinski colabs before watching My Best Fiend, but I'll check out Fitzcarraldo
Did you know he was in the godfather?
>>68650430
just saw that, pretty good but not a fun movie
too edgy for me
>>68650547
You know what really bothered me about this movie? you know the scene where charlie sheen offers mark wahlberg a glass of "ice water"? theres no fucking ice in there
goodfellas 2 was good
>>68650744
>>68650668
Encounters is not only my favorite Herzog doco, it may be my favorite documentary of all time. Please watch it too. Herzog gets a permit to visit Antarctica via the Antarctic Artists and Writers Program under the pretense of making a penguin documentary and instead studies the kind of people who choose to work in Antarctica.
IT'S JUST A SHOT AWAY
>>68650796
>Herzog
Departed is better than Goodfellas.
>I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.
>Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!
>>68650844
>>68650844
>>68650844
>>68650780
did you know they put bodies on ice?
>>68650843
Hey man I just wanted to ask a question about Herzog without making my own thread, and a Scorcese thread seemed like the perfect place
Here's a nice picture though for your trouble
>>68650898
i guess you could say, they put the departed on ice
>>68650907
i like this picture
one dog faces one way, the other dog faces the other way
>>68650907
>one dog goes one way
>the other dog goes the other way
>this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?"
>>68650907
I just wanted some ice water
I liked the one with robert deniro in it
>>68651023
>>68651009
>>68650780
its okay he got it later
>ywn wear tinfoil on your shoes
How did this Herzog thread get derailed so quickly
>Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
what did he mean by this?
>>68651138
you're a funny guy
One time Herzog snuck up on me and started raping my bum. It made me sad, but I eventually came to accept my hack director lover
>>68651138
deserved to die tbqhwy fammalia
I guess you could say this thread has departed
>>68650780
Aviator > Departed > Ragging Bull > Temptation of the Christ > Casino > Aguirre > Godfater Part II > Taxi > Ambulance Movie > Kings of Comedy > Main Streets
>>68650780
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>>68650907
I love it! one dog go one way, other dog the other
>>68651305
this is you
>>68650936
>looks like somebody we know
who is the best bamham villain and why is it Jim Carey?
>>68650780
How is this even allowed?
What even is this thread?
>>68651435
Martin Scorsesse general, can't you fucking read?
>>68651435
Werner Herzog general, can't you fucking read?
>>68651469
>actually liking that hack
>>68651457
He was good in batman
>>68651469
i want nazi fucks to leave
>>68651469
>>68651515
Calm down Solomon Goldstein, or you'll schlameal your yamaka
>>68650780
This image is a lie
>>68651589
>being this butt blasted
>>68650780
>>68651678
wew
>>68651678
>>68651678
Ice meme dude
>>68651678
>>68650552
>>68650639
>>68650668
>>68651589
>>68651469
>>68651949
hearty chuckle
>>68651196
>>68651481
>>68652079
A hack is someone who sacrifices artistic integrity for commercial gain, not someone who produces "shitty content" or content you don't like or appreciate.
Words have meanings. You've RUINED the ice meme. You don't understand the word hack. This thread is basically SHIT now because of your ignorant """contributions""".
Please delete your posts and then leave /tv/ forever.
AND THEN I DIDNT PUT ICE IN THE GLASS!
>>68652135
herzog detected
>>68652183
Did you detect him through his well written post devoid of memes or buzzwords like 'hack'?
>>68652135
AND THEN I RUINED THE MEME!!!!!
>>68652201
hi hershzlog
>>68652135
nice hack meme
>>68651305
You forgot goodfellas
>>68652135
Somebody put this guy on ICE
>>68652135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
>>68652135
>>68652453
Aguirre was what Apocalypto could have been. Too bad Mel Gibson is a racist piece of shit.
>>68652831
my boy mel dint do nothin
also apocalypto was GOAT
>>68653032
Apocalypto's sets and props were faker than Waterworld's. Popeye-tier. It ruined the movie and prevents it from ever being considered a masterpiece.
