Hey /tv/ why didn't Indiana Jones shoot Hitler in the face when he was standing next to him? I figured that would be more meaningful than going after the grail, and I thought he hated nazis.
>>67949809
Meanwhile Han Solo shoots Vader the moment he sees him
Jones fags BTFO
>>67949809
>thinking shooting Hitler at the peak of the WWII would achieve anything
>implying the Germans wouldn't martyr him
>implying Indy had more than a few seconds to process the fact he was gazing into the face of the most influential man of the 20th century
>implying he'd get the chance, and not be shot down by SS officers on hand
This is "why doesn't Frodo fly to Mt doom" tier bait.
No further replies are warranted.
>>67949809
Cause he was leader of a fucking nation and that would have potentially caused an international crisis between the United States and Germany.
>>67949809
>killing Hitler before he did anything wrong>he never did anything wrong
>>67949955
The US was at war with Germany ya dingus
>>67949988
>The US was at war with Germany ya dingus
>Indiana Jones set in the summer of 1938
>US didn't go to war with Germany until December 1941!
Murkian education
Would you kill Hitler if it meant getting tortured endlessly and then murdered?
Is it worth it?
>>67950061
Fuck no
See >>67949951
>>67949951
It would have sent Germany into turmoil, and although he would die he would be far more remembered for doing that than anything else. Also this isn't even close to Mt doom bait, this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie
Because Hitler wasn't the posterboy for the holocaust back in the 40's
he didn't know hitler was all that bad of a guy at this point i guess
>>67950061
>Would you kill Hitler if it meant getting tortured endlessly and then murdered?
http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/02/hitlers-late-night-television/
>As the members of the coup were rounded up, Hitler ordered some of the conspirators shot and others killed by hanging with piano wire.
>hanging by piano wire
SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
>>67950061
If you just shot yourself afterwards wouldnt be so bad
>>67950140
>>hanging by piano wire
At least I'dgo out on a high note
>>67950130
>he didn't know hitler was all that bad of a guy at this point i guess
This. Hitler was just some asshole flamboyant leader at the time who was saying a whole lot of dumb shit. Hitler was basically the Donald Trump of his time prior to WW II.
>>67950140
Not reading this out of laziness.
Is that true tho? Not like Gawker "true" but like actually factual. I thought Hitler wasn't like actually psychotic.
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>>67950173
>comparing trump to hitler
TOPICAL
>>67949809
>Hey /tv/ why didn't Indiana Jones shoot Hitler
Because no one knew about the jew camps yet. American hadn't even entered the war with germany yet, they were friendly.
>>67950191
Nevermind they were conspirators. There's been more sadistic ways traitors were killed.
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>>67950251
/pol/ has been triggered
>>67950250
WE'RE GONNA FIGHT, AND WE'RE GONNA WIN!
HE HATED NAZIS, AND THIS WAS HEAD
HONCHO OF DEM BOIS, INDI SHOULD
HAVE SKULL FUCKED HITLER .
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>>67950278
ya but he hated nazis, he should have done it on the sheer basis of principle
