Favorite line from Dumb & Dumber?
>>72119128
THE END
>>72119128
PULL OVER!
No its a cartigan but thanks! Nice boots!
>>72119149
That or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUYSWGYRRs
>>72119128
>Alllllrighty, then!
Harry, your hands are freezing!
ONE STINKY DINKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-CnmVVHIzU
>>72119461
That was a great delivery, he had just revealed that the lady in a motor scooter robbed him.
>>72119128
>Hi, we have plenty of towels! Thanks,
I say this all the time when i answer the door to my friends and begin to close it, no one gets it but they still chuckle like they are apart of it, they probably think I'm mentally challenged.
>>72119495
No he didn't, dickhead. They'd just gotten home from both being fired.
The lady with the scooter robs him later.
>>72119128
"What if he shot me in the face?"
"That was a risk we were willing to take."
>>72119514
>they probably think I'm mentally challenged
I laughed at this far-louder than I should have
>>72119524
Oh yeah, oh well whatever it's just a comedy.
>I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy!
>So you're telling me there's a chance?
>We called it a bullshit!
>Austrian? Well, G'day mate.
>Tell I have a rapist wit.
>If I know Mary she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.
So many more too. This movie is choc full of brilliant lines.
>>72119559
How embarrassing for you.
Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!
>>72119617
fuck this gets me every time.
not a line I guess, still the best scene in the movie
jim carreys physical comedy is GOAT. Most other comedians trying this it wouldn't be funny at all, but he makes it so ridiculous and over the top that you can't help but laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQBc8yxjdSs
most annoying sound in the world
>>72119791
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEeeeEeeeeEeeEeEeee
>>72119617
I laugh so hard at this lane every time. It feels so real.
>Do you realize what you've DONE!?
>You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow... the town is back THAT way
>We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
>Haaarry, your hands are freezing
>Look at the butt on that
>Yeah, he must work out
>Nice set of hooters you got there
>According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches
>that john denver is full of shit
>WE LANDED ON THE MOON
>SAMSONITE! I was way off.
Mine is SOMBADY SHTAP MEEEEE!
>>72119892
>We got no food, we got no jobs... our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
this always killed me as a kid
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
this entire scene
Hey guys, Big Gulps, eh?
...Well, see ya later!
>>72119128
>Sampsonite... I was WAY off.
Not technically a line, but Lloyd slamming the door and melodramatically falling to the ground going "Awwwwrrr!" after being robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.
>>72119128
My pet parakeet Petey....he's dead.
Awww...I'm sorry man. What happened?
His head fell off.
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
>DIEEEEEEEEEE
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS
>....No way! That's great.....WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
.....so he says "Do you love me?" and she says "No...but that's a real nice ski mask!"
>She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Also
>Skis, huh? They yours?
>Uh...yeah
>Both of them?
The whole 7/11 scene is gold really
>>72120779
also not a line, but when Lloyd is at the counter scamming Seabass and his crew, he points them out to the waitress as part of the trick, and after Seabass acknowledges him, Lloyd makes this bizarre noise while grinning that goes "Ahhh....rreeerr!".
Gets me laughing every time.
This film is really really funny but somehow sweet at its centre with likeable main characters
I think Adam Sandler probably watches it and cries
>>72120890
JUST SHUT UP AND GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER
>>72120872
How did Raimi get away with it?
>>72120898
Plus it takes its time more than most comedies. Most are like 90 minutes and nonstop jokes.
Not that D&D isn't constant jokes too, but the whole first hour of the film is the road trip, the second hour is in Aspen. Makes it feel like a real journey with these two dopes.
Hard Mode: Try and remember a memorable funny scene from the sequel.
I literally can't remember a single one.
>>72120898
Nah Happy Gilmore is they same type of movie.
>>72119829
That's because it was real, I'm pretty sure it was ad-libbed.
>>72121006
Billy Madison, too.
Everything else Sandler did was shit.
He's got a gun!
>>72121036
as was >>72120856
>>72120898
>This film is really really funny but somehow sweet at its centre with likeable main characters
Yeah, and the sequel is the exact opposite.
I don't know and I don't caaaaaaaaaare!
Husband? Wait a minute. What was all that "one in a million" talk?
>>72121095
The sequel went too wacky and silly.
Not that there weren't goofy parts of Dumb and Dumber, but most of the laughs of the film just come from their malapropisms in conversations or their general dopiness, not from slapsticky stunts.
that girly scream lloyd does when harry chokes him still makes me giggle.
SIR! You can't go in there!
It's ok, I'm the limo driver!
....WOOOOAAAUUUHHH
>>72121156
EEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!
HARRY!
YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!
>>72119128
>You know...few baseball cards...sack of marbles....cough Petey.....
Also the condescending way he goes
>Harry...I took care of it!
>>72119433
The lead up to that too. Maybe you should have these extra gloves. My hands are sweaty.
>>72121268
I'm gonna kill you.
>>72120965
When he was making baby noises at that dog savagely barking at him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cz2WSfLWx4
Literally the only time I laughed and it's not that funny or memorable.
>>72121268
>Harry you've got that crazy look in your eye!
>*grabs piece of wood*
>>72120965
The guy suddenly being hit by a train.
>>72121334
I love how he grabs it by the middle so he has like three inches worth of "weapon".
"I wish you had a big pait of hootes, id split you like sandlewood, youd probably like it too you big homo"
>>72121379
Shut up!
>Check out the ass on that!
>Yeah... He must work out
>>72119128
>go skiing with brothers friends
>use the line about the skiis
>no one gets it
>tfw recently rewatch Dumb and Dumber
>there's some extra scenes that I don't remember
The scene with them in the love motel is really weird and sort of works better not being included in the final cut.
Get off the phone!
GET. OFF. THE....
>>72121379
I don't like this line and can understand why it was originally cut. Movie works better with a friendly rapport between Harry and Lloyd. This whole segment just doesn't work aside from the Fraida Feltcher bit.
>>72119617
what does it mean? im not an amerifat
>>72121426
That was cut in my old VHS version too and the bit where seabass spits in harry's burger.
>>72121458
IT WAS JUST A GOOF BRO
>>72119617
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxo9wGA9qYg
>>72121506
Australian TV used to cut out the actual spit (you'd hear it and see the reactions but not see it there), and the heart being pulled out (though you'd see the blood/doggy bag stuff). Although now they show the entire uncut version including the motel scene.
And yeah that love motel scene seems to be a more recent addition (the DVD age onwards, though it was probably on Laserdisc too).
>>72121496
Doesn't mean anything. Lloyd just makes some very awkward and brief small talk with total strangers.
>>72121426
>>72121494
None of the stuff that was cut should be in there.
>"Squeeze a lemon"
>Mental pulling out a gun ready to shoot them and then picking up the Mexican hitchhikers
>The hotel scene before the Freda Felcher conversation
>The extra stuff of Seabass in the toilet
>The sound of Petey being killed and the woman's reaction
All unfunny and just there for 'le dirty uncut dvd edition'. Honestly, it's all shit, was cut for a reason and should have stayed cut.
>>72119128
Every fucking lines
>pills are good
>the gas man
>limo drive
>why am I pointing anything else, it's all gold
You heard him, Lloyd, he blamed me. Those were his last words.
Not if you count the gurgling sound...
>>72121706
>mfw I have no idea what any of these scenes are
Now I want to seek this out.
>Geez! I thought you had a sense of humor, after all... YOU MARRIED HER!
>>72121910
That's gotta hurt.
>Just when i think you cant get any dumber you go and do something like this...
>AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
That's a car. 255 thou. Might wanna hold onto that one.
>>72120872
Is this a reference to something?
>>72122634
No, it's an orphaned punchline. You're meant to try and imagine what the rest of the joke was, but the punchline seems to indicate it was in incredibly bad taste, but it's Lloyd's fantasy so Mary's family all laugh uproariously
>>72122157
this right there
MOCK
YEAH
ING
YEAH
BIRD
YEAH
Also when they do the annoying noise and Mental starts screaming 'GUYS GUYS!'
>>72120965>THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!I know that's not what you meant, but still...
>>72122707
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>72121039
Water Boy was his best movie. Wedding Singer was garbage, but not quite at unwatchable levels yet. Everything after THAT, and ESPECIALLY once it got to Anger Management, was why he's the most hated actor ever now.
>>72121706
THS.
ALL of those scenes are SHIT.
pretty bird
pretty bird
You'll keep your mouth SHUT if you knew it was good for you.
>tic tac sir?
His head fell off.
I Got Worms!
>>72122857
Polly want a cracker?
Petey didn't even have a head!
Harry I took care of it
>>72121006
>>72121039
>>72122736
Adam had kids, that's what ruined him.
>I desperately want to make love to a school boy!
Goodbye my looOOOOAAAHHHVE
>>72120753
This fucking line
>thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
>Austrian
>Austria! well then, g'day mate! Lets put another shrimp on the barbie!
>>72125165
Let's not.
>>72124868
Hehehehe.....bye!
few baseball cards, sack of marbles *hrm* petey
No way. That's great! WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltHvN4X2Lps
>>72125165
I like how his idea of flirting with an "Australian" was to spout stereotypical lines at her
>>72127670
He actually ad lipped that.
>>72130054
>ad lipped
>>72119128
>so why ya going to the airport? Flyying somewhere
>how'd you know?
>well I saw your ticket and put two and two together
>sir you can't go out there!
>its OK, I'm limo driver!
>ah fell off the tarmac again
>hey. How bout a hug?
>OHHHH I HATE GOODBYES
>umm Lloyd
>shhhh just go
>they slapped this vest on me
>what if he shot you in the face?
>hey yeah what if he shot me in the face??
One I always quote that's super underrated "ten in the morning.."
>why would she go to a bar at 10 am?
>I just thought she was a raging alcoholic!
>>72119128
>you know what I'm sick and tired of harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eek my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody... but most of all I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
>>72119128
>I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine and beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a place called aaaaspen
>in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat!
>it was a good one
"There's not a single job in this town. Yeah unless you wanna work 40 hours a week."
>>72131104
>hey pull over I gotta take a leak
His delivery on "it was a good one" is so perfect
>>72130955
;_;
>>72131104
*engine speeds up*
>>72130763
The raging alcoholic one is great
>>72119128
Good bye my loooooove....*crashes into car*
>its not so bad
>It's more tingly than hot
>>72120965
The dogmobile jumping and breaking apart when it landed
I remember smirking at that
>>72122666
>the punchline seems to indicate it was in incredibly bad taste
How?
>>72119128
>get
>off
>the
>phon-
>"You know Lloyd...
>...just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber...
>...you go and do something like this...
>...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
>>72131445
it's told by Lloyd. Of course it's in bad taste.
>>72131025
>I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes
>>72119128
>huh you know its true what they say, old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dyin on me!
>>72130303
it's actually 'add lipped' because you're adding to the script with your lips
>I'm talking about a little place called...ASPEEEN
>I don't know, Llyod, the French are assholes
>>72119128
>I was expecting the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this
>you know I was thinking the same thing that John Denver is full of shit man
"Captain Rob came back? - Yeah, he does sound Iike a rat-fink."
"Hey th-- there's no reason to use that kind of Ianguage."
"Good one, Captain Rob. He does Iook Iike a you-know-what."
>>72119128
Absolute favorite is the entire van scene with the gasman, but specifically
>you can't triple stamp a double stamp you can't triple stamp a double stamp Lloyd LLOYD
>lalalalalalalala
>LLOYD LLOYD LLOYD
>GUYS! GUYS!
>>72119128
"So where ya headed?"
"Aspen"
"Mmm California, beautiful"
>boy, this party really died
>>72119128
>what's with the briefcase?
>its a love memento. It belongs to the most beautiful woman alive. I drove her to the airport. Emotions ran high. Sparks flew. She actually talked to me man.
>get outta here..
>oh yeah. Tractor beam *bzroooooo* sucked me right in. Then she flew to aspen and out of my life
>what's in it?
>man I'd have to be a real lowlife to go rooting around in someone's personal property
>is it locked?
>yeah. Really well
>I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!
>No way!
>I'll give you three to one odds.
>No.
>Five to one.
>No.
>Ten to one?
>You're on!
>I'm gonna get ya, I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.
>>72121067
The whole "Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" scene was improvised.
As soon as Jim Carrey starts making that sound, Jeff Daniels becomes this close to losing it.
>I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a bit... Rockier.
>Man, that John Denver was full of shit.
>You know what? Here, take these extra pair of gloves, my hands are getting sweaty.
>You had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?
>Yeah! We're in the rockies.
>>72133432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU93OJeLSgU
>>72131445
A man with a ski mask on asking a woman if she loves him.
My Dad said he this in theaters and it legit made him piss himself. His buddy was there too and he couldn't get off from the floor.
>>72119128
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAHAHAHHahahAhahhahAhHahHahha
>>72133884
*squeak* Huh huh....
Jim Carrey pointing and laughing as the Gasman dies on the floor just kills me.
>>72119128
>check out the butt on that
>ya.....he must work out
Here's an IOU for a $250,000 sports car. That one's a *keeper*!
>>72133152
This is a great one. They fit so many fucking jokes in this movie, and they are all hilarious
This whole scene.
Huh. Rocky Mountains are a lot less... Rocky than I expected.
Yeah, that John Denver's full of shit
>"Hey there's some people that want a ride too!"
>"PICK EM UP!"
>>72136317
>>72136317
MOCK
iiiiing
>>72134190
>"Oh, flush you bastard!"
>Stares at plunger and tosses it over his shoulder
>>72136343
SIIIII
>KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS!!!
lose my shit every time
>>72119128
>At last, I have become Dumb and Dumber
>Big gulps, and? Well, goodbye!
>>72137461
Dude... that's not even close
WHAT THE HELL?
WHO'S THE DEAD MAN WHO HIT ME WITH A SALT SHAKER?
>>72137529
Autocorrect changed huh to and.
this hysterical commercial!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKmRUSVOMo0
>>72121458
>mfw Daniels starts shaking
>>72119128
HARRY! I TOOK CARE OF IT!
and
Just when I thought you couldn’t be any dumber you do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
or
You got to excuse my friend he is a little slow. The town is that way.
Is Jim Carrey sexual?
dropping a deuce
>FOR GODS SAKE, JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN NUMBER!
