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Church Siege On Preacher
2016-07-18 05:26:14 Post No. 72114511
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Church Siege On Preacher
Anonymous
2016-07-18 05:26:14
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Everything about the church siege on Preacher is fucking hilarious:
>Everyone's dressed like Civil War soldiers
>A barbecue somehow starts
>The CONSTANT retreats
>All the spectators
>Clive gets his dick shot off; he holds it in his hands and casually, if not eagerly, shows it to everyone
>When the pain finally catches up to him, his girlfriend puts his dick in a cooler and drops it on the wound
>Donnie shoots off his eardrums and nobody cares
>Odin suggesting to use the church land to build a food court, without knowing what a food court is
>"Food court!" eventually becomes their war cry
>"Bring me the agents!" "The Asians?"
>"Now, I don't want you to feel like you're human shields, but let's not mince words. You are human, and you're gonna be acting as shields of a sort."
>"Now, the success of our assault relies on numerical superiority, so when a man falls grievously wounded, don't stop and offer assurance or assistance."
>"The more active targets we can offer the preacher, the more likely we are to overwhelm him with our faceless wave of humanity."
>"Again, to clarify, I don't say "faceless" in a pejorative meaning so much as a practical sense, as it will be night and your faces will be indistinct and immaterial."
>"When you hear the battle cry, I want y'all to race forward and try real hard not to get your penises shot off."
