>be a job recruiter
>looking at resume
>hobby: cinema or tv show
>mfw
>Education: [Random private school]
My dad is a superintendent that trashes those resumes no joke. He said anybody paying twice as much to get a teaching license shouldn't teach at his school
>reading a resume
>favorite dinosaur: Triceratops
>be a M.S. graduate
>unemployed
>>72112716
>No cover letter
>Ethnicity: African-American
>putting hobbies on a resume ever
Get some related experience, motherfucker.
>>72113378
this
>>72112781
Your dad sounds pretty based.
I'm a teacher myself.
>apply for job
>go to interview
>realize halfway through interview I don't even want the job
>
>candidate walks in for an interview
>he's only 5'9
>>72113378
>>72114484
>Want to apply to related experience job
>Related experience job requires related experience
>wagecucks
>>72116191
>unironically being a neet
>lie horrendously on my CVS
>give myself over a year of experience as an administrative assistant and assistant property manager even though I literally did nothing
>nobody will ever find out because my dad owns the business so even if they called to confirm he could lie
