> mom says "wanna watch a movie?"
> yeah, ok
> mom puts on "shame"
> that fassbender nude scene when he goes to take a piss
> mfw
He's a big guy.
>hear mom laughing hysterically in main room
>go in to see what's going on
>she's watching step brothers, "have you seen this? it's hilarious"
>"y-yeah, i have the dvd"
>"oh, i want to see it without commercials"
>"o-okay, but there's a lot of f-bombs"
>watch movie together and laugh our asses off
>learn my mom is way more laid back than i thought and have a fun bonding experience
>>72104102
can I be your step brother?
>>72104102
continue
>>72104102
Did she Spread her legs and lay back moaning while you filled her with hot cum?
>>72104102
I find this heartwarming
>>72104471
Pls reply
>Hey son, how come your peepee isnt that big?
>>72104898
>>72104102
>>72104102
awkward
>Mom asks me if I want to watch a movie with her on Netflix
>Both can't really decide what to watch
>Settle on Eyes Wide Shut because we had both heard of it and heard that it was good
>Movie is super uncomfortable
>Get to scene where Tom Cruise is at the orgy party
>Start to look away because uncomfortable
>Look over at mom
>See that one of her hands is resting between her legs in a weird way
>mfw
Would not reccomend
>mfw I watch game of thrones with my parents
>he's cut
Entire dvd goes in the trash now
>>72105120
>doing netflix and chill with mom
>>72105225
Crasters keep comes on
>Watching movie with girlfriend
>She calls one of the actors hot
I know why she does it too. It gets her my attention every single time if I'm looking down at my phone or zoning out.
On the plus side, I get the satisfaction of knowing she is absolutely heartbroken when I do it right back when a qt actress is on screen
>>72105703
One day she's going to decide you're not paying enough attention to her and cuck you
>watch movie during dinner with grandparents
>kissing scene
>grandma says: anon close your eyes
>mfw i'm 28 kv
>>72103913
Whenever my mom asks me if I want to watch a movie with her, I tell her to shut up.
>>72106104
hardcore
>>72105703
>if I'm looking down at my phone
You deserve to get cucked, nu-male cunt
>>72106104
You're a fucking badass dude
>>72106228
Thanks. I don't take guff.
>mom wants to watch a movie
>put on "Womb"
>>72107644
>not Spanking the Monkey
top pleb, frogman
>>72107644
madman
>>72103913
is that considered big?
>>72107805
For who?
>blind watching y tu mama tambien with your parents
>>72107644
>tfw mom says you're sick and have to move out after watching Womb with her
>Watching Bates Motel on tv with hot stepmom
>She curls up to me and covers our legs under a blanket
>Sit there paralyzed and sweating profusely
>Scene comes up where Norman's mom sleeps next to him
>"That looks cozy."
>Go to bed.
>Stepmom lays down next to me and falls asleep.
>Paralyzed and sweating profusely, unable to sleep.
>I'm 24 btw.
>>72108620
>>72108620
You know what to do
>>72104102
gay go back to r*ddit faggot jeez you thought that story was good hello newfag.
>>72105120
lol it's literally porn the movie
>>72105120
>he doesn't love his mommy enough to help her so she doesn't have to use her hand between her legs
you're literally worse than hitler
>>72104102
please learn from
>>72105120
