>You probably don't think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It's very painful.
What did he mean by this?
>>72100966
>jack is getting replaced by a nigger
>>72100966
that they're shooting at us.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149390
>>72101060
>If Jack is full of shit, you can fix that by shoving a towel up his ass, but hold onto a little bit at the end ...
kek
>>72101002
>implying 24 has never been a diverse show
>implying Curtis wasn't Black Jack for a time
>implying it still doesn't have kebab removal
At least it has a sub-moniker to differentiate from the main series, once that ABC show Keif is on tanks he'll be back.
He always comes back.
>>72101337
>once that ABC show Keif is on tanks he'll be back.
This, I think Kiefer knows deep down he has to milk 24 until he can't walk, he'll never be seen as anything but Jack Bauer.
>it's a jack commits high acts for treason and tortures US citizens while in service
tired of those
>>72101632
>it's a CTU member being extorted and doesn't tell anyone episode
>>72101681
>it's a CTU mole constantly walks off to take phone calls during a crisis and nobody says anything episode
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
>>72101936
>can't get drunk without having your pictures taken and then meme'd on a Tibetan basket weaving imageboard
Being famous sucks 2bh
>>72102293
It's an endearing meme. His drunkardness is legendary.
>>72101936
Now I see why Kojima replaced Hayter with Sutherland.
>>72102424
Is Gayter still butthurt about that? His twitter was non stop bitching for like 2 years
>>72101632
>it's a Jack cripples innocent bystanders episode
>>72102457
He's doing VA for an untitled Konami project as Snake (He literally posted a piece of a script involving Campbell and Snake,probably a shitty MGS2 Pachinko). I don't know if he's still bitching,but Snake having the voice of Jack Fucking Bauer was the best thing I've ever seen.
>>72102457
>>72102644
I personally liked both.Why the fuck didn't they tell David that Snake's voice is supposed to be different because in the Fifth installment,this Snake is the Medic from Ground Zeroes and he's not supposed to have the Snake voice?
>>72100966
He meant that terorrist shit had better start talking before Jack forced that towel down his throat. All the way. Except that he'd hold onto that little bit at the end.
>>72102460
I mean did he just HAVE to hit somebody
>it's a Jack's waifu #48 dies
>It's a Jack calls it a "Nukular bomb" episode
>>72102877
Not entirely true. In GZ you're playing as the real big boss, and at the end of TPP real Big Boss gets some screentime and he has the same voice.
>>72103073
Well that was my first thought when they replaced Dave.You're absolutely right.
>>72103017
That guy was mean to Jack earlier.
>>72103070
Seriously, what's up with that?
>>72103070
>>72104314
He's Canadian
>>72103017
Jack physically can't fire without successfully hitting someone.
>>72104740
He's like Sledgehammer, he can't purposely miss.
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
