So, I have a rare opportunity to make my girlfriend watch a horror movie tonight. She's extremely susceptible to getting spooked and has avoided watching scary movies her entire life. After much begging, however, she has agreed to watch one tonight. What should I make her watch? I want to spook the shit out of her.
Inland Empire
The Ring is pretty gud.
Noroi
It's slow, but creepy. She's going to be on edge the whole time. Something about emotionally distressed grills is really hot.
>>72098360
someone will probably come along and say jacobs ladder, or the shining, or event horizon, or the vvitch, or the exorcist
but really there's no such thing as a scary movie, because movies aren't scary. suspenseful maybe. thrilling maybe. startling maybe. but if you're scared of movies you need to put big boy pants on or quit being a female who has to have a counterpart in the house in order to sleep at night
Carnival of Souls. The original - I never saw the remake, don't know if it's as good.
martyrs (the french original)
>>72098360
How about you chuck on a great horror movie like The Thing instead of just being a big faggot about it?
>>72098674
>a female who has to have a counterpart in the house in order to sleep at night
That's literally my girlfriend though. She was scared by the movie "Dumb and Dumber" because of the bad guys that were following the protagonists. I shit you not. She had trouble sleeping after watching a COMEDY.
Watch this OP.
This has so many jump scares, it even scared me.
Also its simple/modern enough so she wont get bored.
>>72099641
Kill her and move on with your life, she'll only hold you back, Anon.
Sleepaway Camp is the silliest shit ever until the last five minutes where it spooked me solid.
The Taking of Deborah Logan is also pretty good.
>>72099973
Here's what you do. You sit down with your girlfriend and put a movie on and it's just a black screen. Then suddenly the title comes on: Supernatural Slaughterhouse; copyright 2016. You say, "Funny, I thought I put on something else. Never heard of this. Sounds scary, though." The title disappears. The camera moves and you realize the screen had just been black because the lens was pushed against a wall. The camera is moving down a hallway as typical horror music plays. But something's wrong. That looks like your hallway. Suddenly on the screen shows a living room and the back of a couch on the couch is sitting a young couple, you and your girlfriend! You both turn around and see a horrible masked figure holding a video camera! You both scream and your friend takes off his mask laughing.
>>72099641
are you sure that she isn't mentally retarded?
>>72099641
>scared of dumb and dumber
She's unfit to live
>>72100180
homeboy would be getting shot
>>72100180
He then proceeds to fuck her as you fap in the corner.
>>72098360
Rec and Rec 2.
>>72098360
The Descent
The Grudge
The Blackccoats Daughter
The Witch
>>72099641
>She was scared by the movie "Dumb and Dumber"
Shit man normally I'd say that that's fucking pathetic but no lie my nig that's hilarious.
Blair Witch Project came out 17 years ago...
Catacombs
>>72099782
This is a comedy. I love it though
You should definitely go with either The Descent or Blair Witch. Both are great and really accessible. Although it's better if she's never heard of The Descent
god tier.
I think going with Ringu will be a good way to scar her for life.
>>72098360
shrek
>>72098360
The Eye, Chinese version.
DIE DIE DIE
>>72100510
Came here to post this. If she's never seen it, it would be perfect. No lights, crank the volume and don't move until it's over. She'll be shitting her pants by the end.
>>72098360
Show girls
>>72102540
Gb2r9k
>>72102144
I love the idea of it, but the execution is a bit cheesy
>>72098360
The taking of Deborah Logan
Oleanna - the horror on-screen will multiply after you start talking about it.
Insidious if you want to fuck with her the whole demon trying to possess someone can freak somebody out. Or as others mentioned Blair Witch and tell her its real.
Rollie Pollie Ollio? maybe?
R.L> Stine perhaps?
>>72100299
Now this is projection
graverobbers
Kairo (2001)
>>72099641
stop dating chicks that go to special needs school
>>72100180
If this chick was fucking scared of Dumb and Dumber I would pay to see her reaction to that shit.
Considering she seems to have an abysmally low threshold when it comes to "scary", I'll recommend this underrated movie. Not that long, so it doesn't drag out, very small scale (limited to a gas station), and some very nice body horror moments.
>>72105357
Hey, don't judge me, I'm an alpha cuck.
The Babadook
>>72098360
Last House On The Left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlUJFAEtzzY
>>72099641
Oh ok. Try I Spit On Your Grave From the 70's. Very Fun Scary Movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkCTSn8gcL4
Any The Wrong Turn.
Preferably #2
>>72099641
You dating a 14 y/o homeboy?>>72099782
probably r.l. stine or rollie pollio ollie?
The only answer in these threads is Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Other posts are pointless
>>72098360
The Ring.
Then set the TV sleep timer to turn the TV on, to a noise channel, at 2 am in the morning.
>>72098360
Martyrs. Oh my fucking god.
>>72110166
>2016
>TV noise
Where do you live, Lithuania?
High Tension
