What did he need to kidnap that baby for?
The power duh
>>72096420
What power?
>>72095995
To get the ultimate prize of course
>>72096496
The power of voodoo.
>>72096966
who do?
>>72095995
To get the girl, duh!
>>72095995
He was supposed to be played by Michael Jackson
>>72095995
He did it for the lulz.
No, actually he did it because the girl asked him to.
>>72097522
>Michael Jackson steals baby boy.
Damn. That's a movie with an entirely different tone.
>>72097010
You do
For Prime Cunny JCon
>>72096519
>>72097706
The only correct answer. I know Bowie was gay, but even he couldn't resist that tight pinky
>>72095995
>dream genie let yourself go
Why hasn't he come back yet? I'm starting to get worried.
>>72097661
do what?
>>72097619
It was before everyone knew he was a pedo
>>72097661
Do what?
>>72098455
Get married
>>72095995
Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Goblins and fairies find human babies useful because they can do all sorts of things fairies can't, like handle cold iron, cross running water and lines of salt etc
>>72098583
Are you a goblin anon?
>>72095995
he was gonna turn the baby into a goblin to serve him like all the other goblins
>>72099306
So were all the other goblins stolen human children? That's actually pretty horrifying.
>>72098455
>>72098469
Remind me of the babe
I SAW MUH BABY! CRYIN HARD AS BABES AS BABES COULD CRY!
>>72095995
You don't want to know
>>72097522
>race:B
>>72095995
i'll tell you later
>>72095995
>David Bowie movie
>gene Jeanie starts playing
>>72099362
>all the goblins are the stolen siblings of teenage girls who failed to solve the Labyrinth
Also reminder that in the (mediocre at best) graphic novel sequel, Toby returns to the Labyrinth and finds the room that Jareth set up for Sarah, should she have accepted his offer:it's a replica of her teenage bedroom with a closet filled with ballgowns, and a giant dungeon door to keep her in it
>>72096496
Unlimited power, silly
>>72098392
Bowie was bi or possibly just straight.
