Who said something about oil bitch, you cookin?
>>72088102
Such a well directed scene, love how everyone spazzes out properly in the back
I got a coalition - of the WILLING!
>Like who?
Who the fuck said that?
>>72088102
CRADLE OF FUCKING CIVILISATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfjwVRnUhs
This ain't trading places nigga, this is real fucking life
It amazes me how a show that technically only ran for 2 seasons had so many memorable moments
>>72088154
Japan's sending playstations.
PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT
>>72088102
OH
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ARMY
WELL MAYBE THEN YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
>>72088102
DONT DROP THAT CAKE NIGGA
>>72088185
This
Literally all but one or two skits every season are 10/10
THEY GOT ALUMINUM TUBES
>>72088245
ALUMINUM!
rope all the naggers
>>72088245
do i need to tell you
what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube
We don't know what he has..
This is not what I got into the music business to be doing. To a sugar cookie getter.
>>72088245
Those stupid glasses will never cease to crack me up
is there a more realer nigga than paul mooney?
"don't ask me about drugs, ask bobby and whitney"
GOTTA' GET THAT OIIIL!!!! OHRGGH "COUGH COUGH"
>>72088363
>Tom Hanks in 'The Last Nigga On Earth'
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAATHER
You might speak 16 languages, but you gonna need 'em when you in time square sellin' fake hats.
>>72088340
Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about itDylanDylanDylanDylanDylan
Because I spit hot fire
>>72088394
>Everybody wanna be a nigga but nobody wanna be a nigga
>>72088182
>devise the best plan for you and your senpai
woah, never heard senpai before like 2014. how did i miss this.
GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES
TRY TO GET THAT OIAHCOUGH
THIS IS THE FULL NELSON BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHW_ivnuFps
>>72088193
>Stankonia. Cause they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad.
>Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation
Chappelle's Show was the goat sketch show
WHOA
HE STOLE THAT GUYS OIL
>>72088363
>"Why do black people love smoking weed so much?"
>I got a question for you, nigga, where are your teeth?
>>72088534
is that Miley Cyrus?
>Way'de go youngblood, gettin paid gettin paid
What can I say about that suit, that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It's bombed out and depleted.
Who do black people love menthol cigarettes?
>>72088561
"Have the horror man come on and ask a question about niggas, that was already scary. I wrote a script for Stephen King, I have a Stephen King horror movie - nigga with a brain, we'll see how that scares people, or niggas in school, how about that Stephen?"
>>72088613
>who
fuck im retarded
M
A
R
S
BITCHES
RED ROCKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vGBvzbpvug&t=1m28s
>Bitches look like a skittles box
>That's right. I'd say something about yo bitches but it looks like you ate them
>>72088536
I always laughed at this and still don't get the joke.
>>72088613
I don't know
>>72088791
they're just hiphop references that sound like countries
>>72088767
God bless you Patrice.
>>72088791
Bush named a coalition of the willing that included pacific microstates like the solomon islands and the federated states of micronesia - countries that many americans don't know about/might think were made up
Black Bush then takes that logic and applies it to made up African sounding countries
>it is truly an honor and a privilege to be here at Pinehurst school, or whatever yo school is called, today
CIA napkin
>>72088830
RIP in pieces
>>72088767
based Patrice, fuck i miss him
>>72088857
>pray ta GOD dont drop that sht
>>72088844
>>72088827
aah i guess i did kinda get it then, I thought it was deeper than that.
SEVEN
SEVEN
SEVEN!!
This is my fave sketch.
>N-I-G, G-A-R, it's the Niggar family
>>72088983
Between you and me I am crazy...
And if you tell anyone I was here, I'll fucking kill you
>I found out white people dont use wash cloths
>>72088534
>tfw shitty wigs are my comedic kryptonite
>>72088996
>"That nigga called in a bomb threat to the special Olympics"
>>72088767
I miss Patrice :,(
>>72088848
And that, Children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack, BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE LAST
>>72089164
He was rolypoly and could roll with the bantz
Most hurtful thing? He didn't live to see ID4 2
"HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKIN' A SEQUEL, DIDN'T WE SAY EVERYTHING WE HAD TO IN THE FIRST?! HOW THE HELL IS WILL SMITH SIGNING ON THIS?!"
"Patrice he's not going to be in it."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?"
>>72089064
Oh! This racism is killing me inside!
>>72089454
I always felt like he threw that in as an ad-lib. It seems too genuine. Like the show was really destroying his soul.
>nobody mentions the 5 best rappers alive yet
Dillon spit hot fire
>>72089573
I remember reading an article with him in it a few months after the show was canceled, he was talking about white folks running up to him and saying WHITE POWER and laughing, and shit like that
He said his biggest regret was the racist pixie sketches
Don't.. drop that shit!
Will anything ever even come close to Chappelle Show?
No seriously is Chappelle Show the greatest show ever made? It's more quotable than all of Golden Age The Simpsons put together.
>IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMM MMMM BITCH!
>>72088102
Why does America glorify nigger culture?
TURN THEM SHITS UP!
What's the one joke in Chappelle Show that will make you laugh hard no matter how many times you see it?
>I heard Calvin got a job
>I'm so proud of him
>Let's rob that nigga man
>Yeah son
>WACARNOLDS
>>72089944
>Errbody wanna be a nigga but don't nobody wanna BE a nigga.
>>72089973
>The Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks
>Charlie Murphyyyy!
>What did the five fingers say to the face?
>SLAP
>>72089064
>I'll bet you get the finest table a Niggar ever got in this restaurant!
I love how you can tell Dave had a lot of fun making this
>>72089944
Paul Mooney reviewing movies, especially Last Samurai. "I've written a film, maybe they will produce it. the last nigger on earth, starring Tom Hanks."
>>72089944
The Nelson Mandela camp bit, everything about it
>>72089064
>>72089454
>>72090063
For some reason I always laugh at this little exchange
>Hey baby these are the Niggas I was telling you about
>Are you the nigga that broke the bottle over Ronnie head at the dice game?
>NO not that nigga. The niggas from work
I have no idea why but it always kills me for some reason
>>72089944
The white guy getting randomly stabbed on the Real World sketch always gets a laugh out of me
>>72088536
>Dave barely keeping a straight face mentioning Stankonia
Every time
>>72090227
I'M BLEEEEEEDING
>>72089944
SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
>>72089848
Nope. Chappelle Show was the holy grail of comedy. The show has been over for over a decade and only ran 2 seasons but it's still getting quoted and still talked about to this day. NOTHING will top it
>>72089944
>You think this a game nigga? Arf arf arf. WUTANG.
>>72088515
don't you listen to the hip-hop?
>>72089944
>Thank you for that lovely and moving and graphic story
>You're welcome teacher bitch
>>72088245
Goddammit Yassin
>>72088360
fun fact: that exploding head guy is the co-writer of the show..also the one that, as chappelle revealed in the oprah show, never really called after Dave left to see what the fuck is going on
>>72088462
I know gucci when I see it nigga, I'm rich!
Yo, i gotta shut down the studio
>>72088363
>everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga..think about that
>>72090415
Goddamn I forgot about this skit
>This isn't the Vernon I know
>Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is HOV nigga
And the cut to him working at the gas station after the WUTANG was comedic timing perfection
>>72088983
Sehvum!
>>72088844
Stankonia is an Outkast album that has the track "B.O.B." on it..
I grew up in a very white town and Chappelle's Show taught me everything I know about black American culture
>>72089861
THEY ATE ME A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME
>>72090200
>i don't know why
sure you do
>>72090499
His Diddy impression was pretty godlike. Especially the thing with his tongue.
YOU BETTER SIT THE FUCK DOWN FRANK
I SAID SIT DOWN BITCH THUG LIFE
>>72090577
>>72090643
>I'm shutting the studio down
Does anyone have a vid of that skit of dave meeting the media god or something and meeting P. Diddy?
>bought my mama a car, spent the rest on pcp
>loves his mama
>loves his pcp
>>72090445
He's so underrated as an actor. Dexter, and that episode of House, this, the racial draft. Plus his music is god tier, no pun intended.
>Nigga you smell like frenchfries
>BABY CRYIN
>BABY CRYIN
OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON
>>72090927
BREAK YOSELF FOOL
>>72090927
RIVERSIDE MUTHAFUCKA!
"Then uh, his wife threw her titties in my hand. Craziest thing, your honor."
"You grabbed her titties. I SAW YOU!!"
>I plead the fif
My feet are strong
"Oh Billy, they should've left you dead baby"
>>72088102
the bit with the black reparations and the weather man going full OG cracks me up to this day
and especially the delivery of this line
>"its sanchez. . . and dont call us wetback, niggar. we find it offensive.
im just kidding, we are the wetbacks"
Fuck that! I don't like people playing on my phone!
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
SHOOT THE J! SHOOT IT!
Sorry I'm late I got caught up in some puananiiiiii
*sniff*
Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
Why don't you purify yourself in the water of lake Minnetonka?
>>72093806
>the way his body dangles from the wall after he gets shot
Perfect.
>>72088245
>yellow cake
>>72094816
You know where you got that shirt from, and it damn sure wasn't the men's department.
>>72088983
>you are the god damn devil.
i have co opted that shit so hard
>>72088363
His stand up is terrible though. Shame.
>>72089944
dude singing its a thin lines between fries and shakes from the wacarnolds sketch
>>72094663
How can you be asleep and high on crack at the same time? Hmm? Chinese riddle for you!
>>72095206
I need to stop smoking this shit
>>72094843
>RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKER HAAA
that scene was pure gold.
>>72089944
> You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!
Its really the "line of work" phrasing that gets me; as if being a crackhead is an actual job for Tyrone. the phrasing of this show was so on point.
James, the nigga hatin dolphin
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
Race relations diminished when Chappelle Show ended.
>>72095472
This is the remix edition
of the song about pissin
The Comedy Central stand up special bit always made me laugh
>You wanna know what i think about the war? You wanna know what i think about about Bush? This is what i think-
>Bzzzt
>thank you, guys. Good night!
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HEELL
>>72090482
Neil Brennan? He has some interesting stories on the DVD commentaries. Things like Paul Mooney being so amazed by how he could get black humor that he just called him "The White Nigger" and would ask about him when he wasn't around by that name"Dave, where's the white nigger?"
Also meeting Martin Scorcese, who loved the Player Hater's Ball skit. And how Robert De Niro was kinda awkward and just quietly agreed and chuckled with what Scorcese said.
Also, by his own brother's account, Neil is kinda cold and a starfucker who tends to latch onto people for fame(Neil's even admitted it himself), so him ditching Chappelle isn't surprising.
Next nigga to say something while im talking is getting shot...... Believe that
Bitch I live in a fucking trashcan. I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street.
That's it, /tv/I'm shutting down the studio
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/totd63P.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
The Crime rate has fallen to 0 percent. How can that be? Did the Mexicans get money today too?
>>72095776
What you don't understand
Is i make love to my hand
So i don't need you, honey
I beat my dick like it owes me money
That's why. I say. Fuck it.
>>72095833
I think we're going to be alright. Mexicans don't watch the news. Now if this were Telemundo
>>72088102
GAME.BLOUSES
RIP Prince, a man who could take a joke and roll with it.
>>72089861
>>72090596
GOOD MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE MOTHERFUCKER!
>>72090499
I only drink the finest breast milks
>>72096325
BREAST MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK
YOU'VE MADE MY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>72096442
>clink
>clink
>clink
>>72096735
>the clinking sent me into gales of laughter even before he started singing
To this day, I have no idea why.
>>72094816
Click your heels together and go back home to Africa
>>72095419
You crazy, Joe Rogan
>>72097166
How about nowish?
>>72095833
I love his reaction after he realized what he said.
>>72095774
>what can i say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan
>>72095945
Prince's comments about the sketch where great, too
>Nah, its not that I'm that good, its just that Charlie Murphy is that bad
Apparently he hung out with Dave after a show at one point and invited him for pancakes, too.
>>72088515
are you for real or just white?
>>72088245
"You for show. I can't believe all of this bullshit. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS!"
>>72088102
NICE! Love it!
>>72089944
>dolphin teeth
>>72089999
Them quads got me like whoa
>>72090254
Tim and Eric stole the whole weird elderly people shit from Chappelle with none of the present humor, just awkward acting
>>72089999
>>72090499
>holdin these balloons
>holdin these balloonsholdin these balloons
>>72090668
that's because it applies to everyone in this thread
>>72090812
calling shit god tier is pretty lame at his point
>>72091162
I-is this real?
>It's a bill burr skit
>>72088576
>I'm proud of him... Let's rob that nigga.
>>72098648
>no dubs
>no point
You're a faggot.
Dave revealed earlier this year that the show technically hasn't been canceled by CC and that he is just late for work by 11 years. Its just on hiatus. CC is still hoping he will come back. Also remember the Boy George comment during the pimp convention?
>>72089944
You can get a new couch! How am i gonna get new legs?
>>72100182
SOURCE
O
U
R
C
E
>>72089944
IM BROKE NIGGA IM BROKE
>THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGERS MONEY
>They should've never given you niggas money
>>72088198
IT'S OKAY I GOT IT WRAPPED UP IN THIS SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN!
/tv/, did you ever see a /tv/ moment and instantly KNOW, KNOW FOR A FACT that people would be talking about it a generation later?
I saw the Rick James episide during its very first airing with some friends in college, we were in tears. I realized: people are going to remember this, and people are going to be talking about this episode 30 years from now. So far, so good.
>>72088102
>This nigga VERY POSSIBLY has weapons of mass destruction!
>>72098215
>>Nah, its not that I'm that good, its just that Charlie Murphy is that bad
incrediblebantz.jpg
>>72102031
>I'M RITCH BIATCH
That's the one.
>>72089248
>you got to lick the asshole, jack
>>72102084
>>72098215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGV8oKGbp6s
>>72088844
.....you didn't get the joke either
If you haven't seen it already you definitely need to look up the outtakes from Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories. I could listen to him talk for hours on end.
>eat your sandwich dave
>GIMME YO SANDWICH DAVE
>>72090606
cuz it's too real
Anyone notice that charlie murphy look like he has aids now. Literally deathly
>>72102279
>I can't even offer bitches pancakes anymore, they start laughing
>>72089944
PUT THEM CAMERAS IN A BOX
>It is hot like the dickens in here
>>72089944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKo_enssAQ
Also the gay DMV with the "ASS MILK" license plate kills my sides
The best character he ever had on the show. Ashy Larry
>>72089944
the outtakes from the prince skit. i can watch them over and over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O25Ybz7EBAg
>WE'RE GONNA TAKE WASHINGTON
>THEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE
>BYAAAHHHH
>IMA TAKE A SHOWER LIKE THIS
>IMA WARSH UP IMA BE LIKE
>BYAHHHHHH
>I.LOVE.LESBIANS.
>BYAAHHHHHH
>I WATCH THE L WORD ON SHOWTIME
>>72095833
his white guy voice is so fucking great
fuck I miss this show and actually funny tv shows
>>72103026
>BYAAHHHH
every fucking time
>>72097166
Christ I can hear his "AUUGGH" in my head
>One of these men might be yer great-grandpappy
>>72102844
why was he covered in ash?
>I GOT NINE NATIONS AND IM READY TO ROLL
>>72103413
Dry skin
>When keeping it real goes wrong
>that sketch of the rival gangs
>>72103413
cuz niggas is ashy
>>72103413
He killed his wife and daughter.
>>72089861
It was the last time Comedy Central was still good.
>>72090562
Ohhhh, stankonia - stank on ya
I get it now
>>72088102
Its freakin leopard man!
>>72104306
>tfw late 90's/early 2000's comedy central will never come back
>tfw now it's just unfunny politically charged bullshit and garbage like Inside Amy Schumer
>>72104483
>politically charged bullshit
That's literally Chappelle Show dummy
>>72088576
>YOU WANT WAC ARNOLD'S? YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH ME!
yall niggas need to kook up kokaine with bk power and sell it
ps. PWWRRRRRRR
The pixie skits were fuckin hilarious especially the hispanic pixie
just got these leopard skin seat covers in
>cmon holmes its fuckin leopard men LEOPARDD
>how can you resist?? leopardd
tell ya what I just got a hot order in that fell off the back of a truck throw me 80 bucks as a sweet deal and I'll throw in the jesus air freshener for free
>SANTA MARIA! HESUS! DOOO IT!
>IT'S LEOPARD ILLEGAL LEOPARDD
>>72088576
>>72098935
>>72104934
>ew nigga you smell like french fries
>>72104934
>YOU CUT AWF YOUS CUT AWFF
>>72104510
But it was done right. And was funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZFHG8wWC5s&t=0m57s
>I'M RICH BIATCH *HONK HONK*
>>72104510
*Funny politically charged shit
Every political show on CC sucks cock these days, especially Larry Wilmore.
>>72105830
So is Amy Schumer and Nikki Glaser
It's just not for you, and that's OK
>>72105879
>especially Larry Wilmore
Can't disagree with you there famalam, but I'm not the intended audience for that shit.
>>72090596
DRINK BITCH!
EVERYBODY OUT THE POOL!!
IT'S JAMES!! THE NIGGA HATIN DOLPHIN!!!!
>>72105883
>>72105920
>intended audience
Pretty sure I wasn't the intended audience for Chappelle's Show and he still managed to make it hilarious to anyone.
>>72105842
The truck horn at the end always makes me lose my shit, gotta love how they used that for the production company later on.
>>72106002
>Pretty sure I wasn't the intended audience for Chappelle's Show
You definitely were; Chappelle Show was dude race lmao bro humor, Amy Schumer and Nikki Glaser is for upper 20 year olds and women (read: normies)
>>72105842
>HIDE DA MONEY Y'ALL, THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND.
This always gets me.
>>72106917
>Nigga, I just bought this baby, cash!
>>72088534
fucking keked
>>72088700
YAY YAY
>YEAH IT WAS A- TRAGEDY. Can you repeat the question?
The best part about this line is it's so obvious that Chappelle just fucked up his cue and decided to roll with it.
>>72088245
those fucking glasses crack me the fuck up every single time
>Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go put some water in buck nasty's momma's dish
>>72095833
>You ashy chuck! you look like you just walked up from ground zero
>>72088185
i got to see Dave on tour not too long ago. guy really is a legend.
>>72109947
Such a shame he has mental issues/can't deal with the celebrity
Funniest fuck ever imo
WHY YOU GOTTA LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
....ZONDRA I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MEAN
OOOOH LOOK, HE DID IT A AGAIN!
>>72110121
......AND YEAH, I WENT TO PRISON!
>>72089944
>y'all niggas need to mix kokane with bking powder....and sell dat shit...sincerely.. cornrolla PS... PRRRRRRR
>the battle of the cool moe dee concert that happened, at a cool moe dee concert
>we bout to ride on these bustas at they own burr be que. who with me? RABBLE RAH
>19th STREET! OOH OH AH AAAAH OH OOH AH AAAAAAH PRRRRRRR
Mos Def was fucking hilarious in that skit
>>72110121
Lysol had sex with Katie, I just filmed'd it!
>>72103413
MARCY SON, WHAT
>>72089944
The big gay nigga dancing and moving the lawnmower at the same time.
>>72110698
>same guy who does the robot in the background in a dozen sketches
NO DAVE NOT THE STAIRS MAN
I could listen to Charlie Murphy's crazy 80's stories forever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LchHz7Wm5sg
>niggas ran through the glass before it even broke. Got shredded to see Earth Wind and Fire
>>72110698
ASS
TITTIES
ASS AND TITTIES
>>72089944
YO CALVIN THERES A THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES
>>72088245
>the HOOTIE HOO after POTUS announces him
>mumbles "Are you sure? Are you su- I can't believe these motherfuckers..ridiculous. Ridiculous!" as he carries an open bottle of Henny to the podium
just the subtle inflections and the way he played it low key always fuckin gets me
>>72110980
THERE'S A PUDDING STAIN ON HER BACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
IT MIGHT BE DOOOOOO DOOOOOO
>>72110980
the leeeaaaanest burger in the world could be the MEEEEEAAAANNNEST burger in the world, if you cook it that wayyyyyy
>>72089944
>RUN BITCH, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Tough break, nigga. Always FUBU.
>>72106099
>Amy Schumer and Nikki Glaser is for upper 20 year olds
we ain't biting.
>and women
that's it
>I always wanted to say that: "Fo'shizzle."
>>72111239
>>72111296
Wait a god damn minute Rondell, that wasn't part of the deal.
>>72111276
Sorry, I should have been more specific
People who have sex, and women
