CAPTAIN!
THREE ROMULAN WARBIRDS JUST DECLOAKED!
WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS?
>>72087213
i'll be on the holodeck
number two
you are captain now
>>72087213
Hail them, lieutenant. Surely they're here for peaceful purposes.
Overload the warp core, adjust nacelles to Ramming Speed
>>72087251
>attempts to hail are unsuccessful
>they are lowering shields
>>72087213
I'm sure they're not agressive the vast majority of Romulans are peace loving people. #NotAllRomulans
>>72087280
Photon torpedoes, full spread. Better not take any chances. Fire.
>>72087315
>20 more Romulan warbirds decloak
>get that Romulon Commander to beam over right away, I want to fuc...er... I mean...negotiate with her.
Fire all Turbo Lasers and prepare to make the jump to light speed!
>>72087370
>Set course for Starbase 324, Warp 10. Divert power to rear shields
>>72087213
Activate the Photon Torpedos and beam them on their engineering decks.
Ask about pronouns.
>>72087213
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS Q YOU WANT ME TO SAY IT DONT YOU? WERE NOT READY I NEED YOU Q
>>72087412
>Imperial Senate signs declaration of war, you are demoted and have a dishonorable discharge from Starfleet
congrats
In this situation, can't you just fly away from them in the opposite direction at highest speed?
>>72087213
Charge shields ready phasers.
Hail them with a bluff that there are 5 federation starships inbound.
>>72087495
Atleast I'm alive.
>>72087495
Fuck off, Janeway did much worse and got a promotion!
>>72087213
hail them wearing my mongorian beard and speak in turkish
My fifteen Delta Quadrant Borg-enhanced Super-Collossus Ultra Death Cruisers from the alternate future mirror universe Q Continuum decloak
Is there a problem, Romulans?
>>72087213
It's a good thing I was wearing my brown pants.
>>72087540
Nothing personal, but I don't think so...Captain. Why don't we wait and see if your Federation arrives.
*Activates cloaking device and moves behind you*
>>72087910
Excellent we have bought ourselves some time.
Are we near that planet in the picture? Composition of atmosphere? Any moons? They may briefly lose weapon and ship tracking if we move to behind the moon.
tell me about romulan sexual organs
Tell me Worf to send the signal to the three Klingon BoP waiting cloaked as back up, then call the Romulan's bluff and tell him they're prepared to give their lives.
>>72088300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gogyd66PFyE
No help is coming for you...Captain!
If there is one thing I've learned from Sela, its that romulans may be seduced.
Surrender immediately; replicate me some romulan fashion
>>72087213
Keep the shields down Mister Worf, we don't want to provoke them.
>NCC1701
Constitution-class
>-A
ditto, refit
>-B
Excelsior-class?
>-C
??
>-D
Galaxy-classbest class
>-E
Sovereign-classthe 'this is a bad movie' class
...why not just have an Enterprise-class?
>>72087412
Ah yes, transforming into space newts will really show those Romulans what for! Engage!
>>72087213
Fire everything, even the barista, this coffee blend is horrible.
>>72087213
Raise shields.
Hail them.
State that their presence here is a treaty violation and to withdraw.
They protest and claim we are the violators.
State that we both came to investigate this planet and propose a joint away team and a mutual sharing of all findings for the betterment of both peoples.
>>72089260
>...why not just have an Enterprise-class?
Enterprise-class is/was a semi-official descriptor for the refit Constitution.
Also, Enterprise-C was Ambassador-class.
Hahahahahaha...ha...ha...heh, just purge that xeno scum
>>72087213
> Set self destruct to 5 seconds, perform Picard manouver to appear between the three vessels. Engage.
>>72087213
Raise shields, ready all weapons, maximum spread, hail them lieutenant
>>72087213
I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
But you only leaf once.
fire all turbolasers then clean up the mess
"Klingon warship de-cloaking off the port bow"
