Quote two lines from this overrated flick. I dare you.
Fucking.
Two.you can't
"How will I know if it picks me?" "It will try to kill you."
"I've already chosen, but this woman must choose me."
Shut the fuck up you faggot
>>72072760
I am Dances With Wo-
Oh wait, wrong movie!
I see you.
While you pray to your god we are exploring star systems.
>No, sir. I'm from Kentucky.
>>72072760
If quotable lines is all it takes for a movie to be good, this flick would be a 10/10 masterpiece.
>>72072760
"That's what butthurt haters actually believe"
"Cry more"
Easy as fuck, OP.
>>72073178
Except B/v/S isn't quotable.
UNOBTANIUM!
and
uh
um
er
Truly he was an Avatar.
>imdb.com
h-haha you're wrong OP see I remembered!!!
I remember more from this "Humanity Fuck Yeah" blurb than from the film.
>>72072760
Now I am become James Cameron's Avatar (2009)
>>72072760
*tenderly touches jakesully's breast*
"I will fly with you"
"EHWAH HAS HEARD YOU!"
this movie should be one of /tv/'s favorites
"Just find out what the blue monkeys want"
"Where is my goddamn cigarette?"
7/10 flick desu
"There are things out there that want to eat your eyes for jujubes"
"Check it out, meals on wheels"
OP is faggot
"Jake Suelly?"
"Haha, yeah."
>>72072760
1. "Unobtainium"
2. "Kumbaya, my Lord. Kumbaya."
I can't.
>>72072760
>What you mean is, not like you.
>Savages, savages, barely even human.
>How high can a sycamore grow?
>Listen with your heart, you will understand.
Hah, fuck you OP.
That blue pussy so sweet
Jaik soolie!
"She calls me 'scown' - it means 'moron.'"
"YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE"
That wasn't even hard
>>72072760
I see you
You are like a child...
>>72072760
I saw this a dozen times when it came out and the best I can come up with are something about scattering roaches, getting local tail and "eat your eyes for jujubees."
Surprise surprise, they're all from best character.
>>72072760
>meals on wheels
>something something ranger rick
You got me, still ok for a flick
>>72072760
>You are like child Jake Sooley
and I can't remember the exact bit but when he's talking about riding the banshees
>you gotta go to where the banshees are.. hoorah.
cool line.
"I see you."
"Something something unobtanium."
>There's something really scientific going on here.
>It's the flux vortex.
Check and mate.
>>72072760
>I see you
>Well, well, well. I'd say diplomacy has failed.
The last one is extremely quotable. Fuckboy.
>>72072760
"This is Pandora."
"This is your Avatar."
>>72072760
"Hey rookie, think fast."
"Am I doing this right? Just say whatever to the mic?"
"I would die to get a sample."
"We're not in Kansas anymore."
"I come out here? Day one. Think I feel like a shaved tail Louie?"
"MARLENE WATCHES FROM WALL."
"GAS! GAS! GAS!"
>>72073704
>>72073680
>>72073623
>>72073574
>>72073545
>>72073514
Did they take these lines straight from a Drill Instructor? This sounds like a fucking USMC recruit commercial.
>>72072760
>overrated
>nobody has thought about it since it came out
>>72073772
funny you say that, after watching avatar i was compelled to join the army. now, 7 years later I am on my 3rd tour, have lost my girlfriend and need medication to sleep. Hurah!
>>72072760
"I see you"
"this little rock is worth 2 million a kilo"
"come to papa"
You made this thread just for this, didn't you?
>>72072760
I remember that guy telling the wheelchair dude he could get his legs back but that's all I got
you are right
>>72072760
Yousee this scar on my pig face. Think I was ttwo tailed nancy
"I banked so hard"
>>72072760
both from the commander-
>After a tour on Pandora, try Hell for some R&R
>I've had enough of these limp-dick science fellas
Finally, I have become The Avatar!
Go on, Jake, become one with The Avatar.
>>72073410
kek
>>72073917
>3rd tour
There are no active deployments you fuck, you are lying and I don't know why.
>I'LL GET YOU YOUR LEGS
>YOUR REALLLL LEGS
can't think of a second one
"Made me feel like a shaved tail louie"
"Toruk Makto...I will fly with you"
>>72073280
>Implying Muscles McLargeHuge can come up with something like that
>>72072760
THIS IS OUR LAND
I SEE YOU
ha. Suck my dick OP
Bonus:
NOW THEY'RE JUST PISSING ON US WITHOUT EVEN THE COURTESY OF CALLING IT RAIN
>>72076039
>implying anyone would hire someone who wasn't a certified genius to command their private security force in fucking space
>I guess this truly makes me... the Avatar
>>72072760
>With your help, Neytiri, I've finally become Jame's Cameron's AVATAR in 3D at Select Theaters
>Yfw post-Lucas Starwars is literal dogshit
Avatar 2 is going to confirm all the Avatar haters are butthurt haters that cry more
>>72072760
>"Not while I'm breathing".
>Scoun means moron".
There
>>72072760
The movie is trash, but that's arbitrary as fuck, if all you need is quotable lines to make a good movie "You're the disease i'm the cure" is the best movie ever even tho i don't even remember the name despite using it everyfucking discussion i have with shitheads.
>>72076161
>The Last Airbender
Uhh...
"I didn't sign up for this!"
"You're like a child!"
Yeah that's all I got.
>"It's Unobtanium"
BRAVO CAMERON
Actually can't remember a single line from this boring piece of garbage
Fucking hack movie, saw it in the theater and the visuals weren't even that good, still looked fucking fake. The 3 hours of uncompelling, dull story didn't help it either, couldn't give a fuck about any of the stupid one dimensional characters.
AH SEE YOO JAYKE SOOLEE
>>72072760
"No one can teach you to see"
"This is how it's done. When people are sitting on shit that you want you make them your enemy."
"This is gonna ruin my whole day"
"MY JAKE!"
"She must pass through the eye of Eywa and return"
"That's how you scatter the roaches."
"You have a good heart. But stupid. Ignorant, like a child."
Good movie
>Titanic was the most hated movie on internet and had 6.9 on IMDb
>Avatar came and made even more money
>now Titanic is masterpiece and Avatar is hated instead
You guys are predictable as fuck
>>72077575
Give me 5 reasons why avatar isn't a garbage movie.
I can't quote it but I remember some long shots
>>72077676
Well structured and paced script. From a technical standpoint, Avatar's script shits on nearly every other blockbuster made this decade
Master class in how to stage, edit and shoot action.
Unique visual flair unlike any other movie ever made
Performance capture CGI characters, emoting on level of real humans
Great James Horner score (RIP)
Only inbred plebs would deny the films successes.
Plain story, but everything else executed flawlessly.
"omg u evil white CIS males stop killing the innocent bestiality-promoting forest indian niggers of peace, omg pls stop"
"omg stop u jerks"
btfo op
>>72072760"0/10 You're just buthurt"">that's what butthurt hatters actually believe"
>>72077946
>It's an abatap spends Christmas 2010 shitposting on /tv/ episode
>>72077792
>Master class in how to stage, edit and shoot action.
By-rote shit that is barely more sophisticated than the auto action cam in GTAV
>Unique visual flair unlike any other movie ever made
Blue-dyed Ferngully filtered through a middle aged new-agey single mother's shitty dreams about an erotic alien forest
>Performance capture CGI characters, emoting on level of real humans
This says a lot about your autism.
>Great James Horner score (RIP)
No
>Only inbred plebs would deny the films successes.
Defensive and insecure in your plebdom, as you should be.
>>72077792
>Well structured and paced script. From a technical standpoint, Avatar's script shits on nearly every other blockbuster made this decade
It's the same story seen for the past decade, nothing about it was compelling.
>Master class in how to stage, edit and shoot action.
Perhaps but arrows and bows defeated armored vehicles is beyond absurd.
>Unique visual flair unlike any other movie ever made
A lot of the colors were too bright and looked fake.
>Performance capture CGI characters, emoting on level of real humans
Why should I care about emotion when none of the characters are interesting?
>Great James Horner score (RIP)
fine
>Plain story, but everything else executed flawlessly.
Plain story makes 3 hours stretch on forever. It ruined it.
>>72077985
>>72078004
BED TIME JJ
I can't. I've never seen it. I've never seen Titanic, either.
>>72073917
>USA is the only country in the world
>>72077946
Did Abatap die? I actually want him back
>>72078060
>implying
>>72073178
tell that to zod's snapped neck
>>72072760
The only thing I really remember from the movie is the end scene when they are fighting the guy in the AT-ST, and the computer animated sex scene
>>72077978
>Muffin still alive
Avatar is objectively bad. It's uninspired and manages to hit every single plot cliche like clockwork. A fucking markov chain could have written it if you ran it through an editor for a little touch-up.
Yet I actually kind of enjoyed it.
I don't understand why. I just do.
forced anon when
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>>72078426
>>72078500
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.
>>72078597
![abe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3MULTGD.jpg "abe[1].jpg")
>>72078615
>>72073410
Have you ever heard the Wolf cry to the corn-blue moon?
>>72078731
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins?
>>72078426
Probably never sadly
This isn't the real abatap right? I can't even fucking tell as 4chan has no way of people just copying your "trip" since there's no actual account creation system. So people can just shitpost as your stupid alias.
>>72078947
>more from this . . . than . . . the film
>>72078967
Oh, I apologize. I'm retarded.
>>72078930
abatap wasn't exactly a deep person with a lot of personality and nuance
he spammed threads with the same line fifty times and then left
"Finger my butthole, Neytiri. I like the way it feels."
"Yes, yes. Well done Jake Sully. Well done Jake Sully."
>>72072995
Kekkyroo
>>72075933
Nigger what? You aren't even in the military.
I miss abatap
>>72073219
>Do you bleed? You will.
>The only way the world makes sense is if you force it to.
>Why did you say that name?
>Mmm, boys!
>Day vs Night, etc..
>The knight is here.
>It's cherry.
>Even if there's only 1% chance, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.
>Nothing's changed, we've always been criminals.
>The fever, the rage.....
>If man won't kill god then the devil will do it.
>Nothing stays good in this world.
>I failed him in life, I won't fail him in death.
>The bat is dead, bury it.
>The red capes are coming.
>Strong handshake, I wouldn't pick a fight with this one.
>Maybe it's the Gotham in me. We have a bad history with freaks dressed up like clowns.
>How many are left? How many stayed that way?
>You know what they say about little boys? No natural inclination to share.
>Is it stealing if you steal from another thief?
>Is she with you? I thought she was with you.
Not all gold, but there are some memorable ones.
