Before we dock...
I watched Alien for the first time all the way through 6 days ago and I think its just as bad as Prometheus was. The scene where theyre trying to get inside is way more infuriating then Prometheus scene was. Especially when that cunt sideswipes Ridley right after.
>>72067030
Give me bonus mayne
>>72067030
Yes?
>>72067111
I had bigger issues with how fucking stupid the crew is. Diehard Alien apologists will hide behind the phrase "space truckers", as if that explains them not using any protection whatsoever looking for a known acidic alien.
Not to mention the obvious plot hole of the huge alien somehow sneaking past Ripley to get into the tiny shuttle that was actually sealed off before Ripley got in
>>72067285
What protection would you have used, genius?
>>72067267
what
about
the
BONUS
SITUATION!!!!!
>>72067364
fucking welding gloves, some makeshift plastic eye shield, anything found on a huge fucking mining barge?
>>72067285
>not using any protection whatsoever
There`s no protection for that acid
>looking for a known acidic alien.
Aliens were not known then.
If they listened to him everyone would have survived
>>72067415
>There`s no protection for that acid
you're a moron. Something is better than nothing, especially as far as they know
>Aliens were not known then.
you haven't even seen Alien have you? Otherwise I wouldn't have to explain this
>>72067387
Well, you get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
>>72067466
yer a numpty.
I think we ought to dicuss this.
>>72067552
nice comeback. Watch the movie
>>72067285
pay attention to what you're watching before posting on /tv/
>>72067285
It's been a while since I've seen it but I'm pretty sure when Ripley went back to try and turn the bomb off the alien went into the ship then. Pretty sure the door was wide open when she got back so the Alien could have easily just walked inside. If not, I'm sure there was vents it could have just went through.
>>72067587
I skimmed through your post and found no arguments, keep trying
>>72067565
No.
>>72067635
>keep trying
No u.
Don't remember anymore but did Ripley come back to look for the fucking cat with the huge alien after her and the self destruct countdown happening?
>>72067396
it burnt through like 5 floors of solid metal. that is such a minor nitpick I don't even know how to address it
>>72067699
She left the cat near the smaller ship when she ran from the alien and to turn off the bomb. When she went back to the smaller ship the cat was still there.
>>72067635
>explain the movie that I watched to me
Not going to bother
>>72067769
you're the one who needs an explanation apparently
I like how people complain about the retarded scientists in Prometheus when Kane PhD CEO MBE OSJ sticks his head inside a pulsating alien egg to see what's up
>>72067839
People are naturally curious. I'm sure he didn't think there would be an alien that would jump onto his face. Usually a defenseless baby comes out of an egg.
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>>72067285
>have a map that can track the alien and Dallas
>give communications to Lambert
>Oh god it's coming right towards you!
>[ten seconds of silence]
>Just get out of there Dallas! Move!
>[ten seconds of incoherent crying and sniffling]
>No not that way! God!
>[Crying]
For those not up to speed
>>72067927
so we can apply that logic to the ginger getting BTFO by the alien cobra thing in Prometheus?
>>72067946
Are you saying a woman in a life or death situation was utterly worthless?
>>72067976
No that was stupid. His character was all over the place. He wasn't written very good.
>>72068016
No, Ripley would have just told him where to go and which direction to face to blast the alien with the flamethrower.
>>72068071
now you're just sinking anon. I think I presented you with two practically identical situations.
>an Alien thread
Fuck yeah, came to /tv/ just to see if there was one up. I fucking love Alien.
Is there any hope for the franchise?
>>72067976
No because
A) that didn't come out of an egg
B)it made a very very clear threatening stance and hissed
>yfw you want to talk about the bonus situation, but you have a bit of an little bit of an upset stomach.
>>72068104
>new prometheus stars Ripley's mom
None whatsoever
>>72068140
while the egg made inviting, almost sexually seductive sounds and movements right?
>>72068199
He probably thought it was a vagina and was gonna fuck it
>>72068199
Might I refer you to anons earlier point>>72067927
>usually a defenseless baby comes out of an egg
Also the egg opened, barely made any movement until he got closer, then latched on faster than he could react.
>>72068314
you know what you can find around random eggs in Earth's nature?
Let alone around gigantic fucking alien eggs that appear to still be alive. And there was plenty of movement, the egg was transparent
>>72068183
Will we ever get to see Blomkamp's Alien movie? Where's the really awesome bit of concept art for it?
Also I really want a good Alien vs. Predator movie.
>>72068383
why are they hanging that poor crocodile
>>72068450
it robbed 5 trains
>>72068383
No matter what species, if it's coming out of an egg I'm pretty sure your safe. Look at his character as well. He was the first one to say he wanted to go on the ship and was the most daring. People have different logic than you so it shouldn't be too surprising when someone does something you wouldn't do.
>>72068517
good, let the varmint hang then
>>72068383
Adressing your first point
>in nature
When did your definition of "natural egg location" become "under a force field in a derilict ship with all inhabitants dead"
And your second point
>plenty of movement as seen in transparent egg
That movement was barely more than quivers of a creature stirring to life. I was referring to conscious movement, as in jumping 3 feet in the air in a latching motion.
next question please
>>72068549
no matter what species, if it's coming out of an egg you should probably hedge your bets an adult is around. Especially if you're a brilliant medical student
>>72068383
somebody photoshop the noose to be an american flag
>>72068612
>"under a force field in a derilict ship with all inhabitants dead"
>these aliens who have ships may also lay eggs here
>or they may have giant fucking guard lizards that lay eggs here
>next question please
what are you, a lawyer?
>>72068612
>all inhabitants dead
there is absolutely no reason to think that though
>>72068016
>woman
the only thing Alien did right was sound editing
![alienlambert3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e66nm1d.jpg "alienlambert3[1].jpg")
The only thing that really bugs me about Alien is how long Lambert survived. She should been killed first instead of Brett.
She is directly responsible for two deaths out of sheer stupidity.
>LAMBERT WHICH WAY IS THE ALIEN COMING TO ME, YOU'VE GOT THAT ADVANCED TRACKING MAP
>she just cries into the microphone
>LAMBERT GET OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN BONUS SITUATE IT WITH THE FLAMETHROWER
>stands there and cries
>>72067839
>Guise, there's like...uh...some leathery, roundish...uh....egg things down here. I was thinking maybe I should stick my face close to one to check it out, what do you think? Should I stick my face close to one and check it out?
>>72068664
It is a crashed ship on a barren planet bro, the only individual on the ship had a hole in his chest.
>>72068837
>Dew it, faggot!
>>72068837
>Don't do it!
>>72068862
>the only individual on the ship had a hole in his chest.
they can't know that
>>72068907
>I don't take orders from people with flat tube asses
>>72068867
>>72068907
>O.K.....I'm putting my face closer...uh...oh, it's opening up.....should I stick face closer still....I think I'll stick my face even closer.
>>72068631
Like I said, your logic doesn't equal others logic. Maybe he was an idiot maybe not. You're looking into it this too hard. A guy was curious about an ALIEN or another life form and he paid the price for it. Not that hard to understand.
>>72068971
I just want to apply that logic to all movies instead of selectively
>>72068964
>You should look inside...get your face as close as possible
>>72067030
B O N U S
O
N
U
S I T U A T I O N
>>72068986
We tried that with the Prometheus guy. Didn't work out.
>>72068989
>You better stay away from that thing because if you get infected, I'm leaving your ass outside to rot.
>>72069040
who is "we" and who is the Prometheus guy
Original storyboards and scripts actually had the flamethrowers and even a pistol used on the alien with no effect.
It's too bad that shit didn't make it into the movie because I kept wondering why they didn't just lock a few doors, form a hunting party and murder it.
>>72067396
This is pure fucking idiocy and by far the stupidest opinion I've heard in a long time. They saw a tiny drop burn through metres of steel, they know there's nothing they can do to avoid the acid.
>>72069047
>O.K., my face is right up neAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72069067
>>72067927
>>72067976
>>72068071
>>72068140
Try reading the thread first
>>72069109
>Whoops....
>>72069102
>they can do to avoid the acid.
if you approach lava do you do it in board shorts and flip flops because the protective suit isn't any good against actual lava? Moron
>>72069124
>reading
kek
>>72069124
ok I read it
>Kane was just curious and stupid
>Prometheus scientists was curious and stupid too
got it
>>72067285
ITS A MOVIE!
>>72069109
>A scientist finds a new life form
>Is immediately curious and wants to learn more about it like any scientist would
>>72069195
>lol just turn off your brain bro XD
>>72069202
>>72067111
alien and aliens are some of the best sci-fi ever made you fucking uneducated cretin
>>72069109
shit, I always considered myself a big fan of the franchise but now that I think of it it does seem pretty silly
>>72069161
Oh looks another idiot.
>>72069182
Just like most people
>>72067959
>company Jew and patsy
>>72069262
this. I bet that faggot likes Blade Runner too. Cannot escape plebs
>>72069250
Already explained this. Read thread.
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>>72069250
>creepy alien making a cobra-like threat display and hissing
I JUST WANNA STICK MY FACE ALL OVER IT
>>72069288
>another idiot
you don't know me
>acting like reading the inane shitposts of anons home on a saturday night makes you smart
lmao @ u
>>72069336
>>72069331
guy was just curious about an alien lifeform bros. Plus he had a thick suit on, not like he can be bitten
>>72067030
look, does anyone have the pepe of this guy? I came in this thread really hoping for it.
>>72069336
FUCKING LOL
>>72069356
You just implied reading is stupid which is ironic because people with higher IQ tend to read more. I've been reading books probably longer than you've been born kid.
>>72069326
I know you're kidding but I had a little movie critic faggot try and argue with me that Blade runner and 2001 were somehow superior scifi to Alien
>>72069451
if the books you've been reading are similar to your favorite 4chan board material then you've been wasting your time
>>72067959
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS DISCUSS THE FUCKING SITUATION
>>72069485
We're not talking about books here. You brought it up. Kids these days...
>>72069503
this
>>72069516
#JusticeForTrayvon
>>72069503
I guess someone reading books and posting on 4chan isn't something you can comprehend?
>>72069547
#kidsfirstatteptattrolling
>>72069451
go read a book then you fucking reading faggot
>>72069577
oh I can comprehend it just fine, I'm saying "read a lot of books" is a pleb-tier boast. You need to clarify what you've read and what you grasped from it
>>72069577
>read ten hours a day of the dopest sci fi ever enter into a word processor
>some nigger is telling me to read this thread to enlighten myself
have a (You)
>108 posts
>29 IPs
friends I think we've been taken on a jolly ride around Ruse town.
>>72068170
Made me kek.
>>72069087
Because it can travel through vents so locking doors won't help
>>72069635
I don't need to explain myself. This thread was about a movie scene and now it's about trolling the guy who said he reads. If we could go back to the original idea that would be great.
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>>72069667
>>72069704
did you start with the Greeks?
>>72069736
>>>/lit/
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>>72069750
I was talking about Yorgos Lanthimos
>>72069778
gg wp
>>72069667
Right
>>72069667
>averages out to roughly 3 posts per ID
>oh no guise were being rused!
>>72069647
Glad you do what your told. Now please stop wasting our time saying pointless shit.
>>72069736
>I have to read certain books to be known as someone who reads
Pls just stop where you are
>>72069867
well you need to know some of the fundamentals before you even begin to express serious literary opinions, yes
>>72067699
i appreciated that they took the time to humanize ripley by making her go back to get the cat
too many horror movies fall into the pitfall of butchering off animals or having the protagonists leave them for dead
>>72069898
for real? I always thought it was a common horror trope that the cute animal survives
>>72069667
Welcome to /tv/, samefags and stupid white misogynistic white people
>>72069840
you don't get it at least 10 of those IPs are me
>>72067839
a strange egg isn't even near the same level of obvious threat that a giant white penis that hisses and postures like a cobra is
>Open the g'damn door right now, Ripley, you assless cunt!
![god-damn-i-love-being-white-original-meme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j2Rfh1w.jpg "god-damn-i-love-being-white-original-meme[1].jpg")
>>72069949
>stupid white misogynistic white people
double the pride, double the fun
>>72067030
I want him as a life advisor.
He was right about everything and he'd make sure I was never gettin' screwed by "the man".
>>72069926
i am legend (not exactly horror i suppose) goes against that, and i'm fairly certain a few other horror movies do it as well
haven't watched all too many horror movies though
>>72069997
>Fuck you, I'm in charge now! I told you I wouldn't let you in if he got infected, so deal with it faggot!
full shares?
>>72069889
Not necessarily. With that logic I could have read every book from the last two thousand years but I wouldnt get any recognition from it because I didn't read the latest twilight
>>72069961
lel, at least 25% of this thread is me arguing with myself
I wonder how the people along for the ride feel
>>72069949
Stay mad you base animal. I'm sorry your shit race didn't contribute to civilisation as a whole, but maybe your kind should have tried harder.
:3
>>72070087
um, no because Twilight isn't part of the fundamentals
>>72069997
>Come on in and let's check that thing out, Dallas!
>>72068964
Well let's be fair.
If you're wearing a presumably shatter-proof industrial grade vacuum-suit helmet, the last thing that's going to occur to you is that some critter is going to be able to leap out and jam it's tongue down your throat.
The only reason it got to him was because it melted through his helmet, and who the hell would see that coming?
>>72069711
were they in cahoots?
>>72070133
Obviously. My point still stands.
>>72069326
most overrated shitty sci-fi franchises in existence
1. Alien
2. Star Wars
3. Battlestar Galactica
4. Dr Who
Ripley a cute. CUTE!
>>72070216
well not really because it has nothing to do with what I said. I said you need to read certain books to express informed opinions on others and you said "I'd have to read Twilight"
>>72070153
If I'm wearing a pressure suit, the last thing I'm going to do is get close to something that looks even remotely alive, like that egg. Never know if something has claws, or teeth, capable of fucking up my suit.
Not without a gun, at least.
![alienpanties[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zwd7zFs.jpg "alienpanties[1].jpg")
>>72070220
what are the most underrated franchises?
>>72070243
i never thought i'd love again until i saw the boyish, flat ass.
mfw it's been 37 years and we still haven't discussed this bonus situation.
>>72070277
>what are the most underrated franchises?
Hyperion Cantos and Culture series
>>72070312
>a 38 year old man looking like this isn't normal
>but on no bonus it is
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>>72070317
fuck, are you that cancerous 12 year old from /lit/?
slip in the cock
>>72070387
what? /lit/ looks down on genre fiction. Have you even been on /lit/?
>>72070254
Sigh. I'm using your logic against you. I used twilight as an example because any book you tell me to read is the equivalent of reading twilight. I could give two shits about your opinions. Get it now?
>>72070422
not really no
>>72070450
well now you know
>>72070440
>any book you tell me to read is the equivalent of reading twilight.
jesus, I knew it was bad when we started this little chit chat but I didn't think it was THIS bad
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>>72070476
thank you
>>72070277
comes with built in pleb filter, sweet
:^)
>>72070255
It's an industrial grade mining suit though, designed to deal with all the hazards associated with heavy industrial activity in a vacuum environment. Logically it's going to be pretty damn puncture and tear resistant. I mean it even has armor on it for crying out loud.
The idea that a critter is going to be able to tear it's way through the suit shouldn't even occur to you.
I've personally started at least 7 arguments in this thread alone, sometimes replying to myself when things slow down
>>72070502
If you think I've read twilight after what I just said your a fucking idiot.
>>72070527
enjoy your safe space
>>72070550
lel
no don't worry I got you figured out
>>72070541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY29dSaCCu8
>>72070585
Care to explain or you just gonna keep acting smug?
ok now it's 165 posts and 50 IPs, am I the only one fucking seeing this?
>>72070541
like this
>I'm so sick of your shit, Ripley
>>72069926
Every monster movie I've seen has a character stumble upon someone's mutilated pet.
>that scene in ali3n where ripley and teh xeno have sexual feelings for eachother
>>72070717
>he doesn't have the extended cut where she steps on my balls
>yfw Ripley becomes the new alien queen in new alien movie
>Yfw she lays eggs everywhere
>>72070799
so basically Sarah Kerrigan
>>72070773
( -_-)7
>>72067285
Hahah what? They were as methodical with the alien as they could have been, but it was Ash that foiled them from the beginning.
>>72070812
Basically but with more giant gaping vagina
>>72068705
The space jockey was mummified and the ship looked abandoned. They also got awoken from cryosleep and told to check out a possible alien transmission. Also I imagine they were scared and excited at having made this discovery.
>>72070220
No, I legitimately think Alien is better than any of those. Not the guy you're talking to btw.
Star Wars is pretty overrated.
Battlestar Galactica was alright.
Doctor Who is okay, if also ruined by its tumblr fanbase.
>>72068823
She didn't really go anywhere or take any risks herself. All the braver people put themselves in danger while she stayed in a relatively safe area.
>>72068837
I would be pretty curious about what would come out an alien egg and I'd assume it would be a baby and no threat. I would have tried to see what came out. It's an alien discovery, you wouldn't be curious?
![tumblr_n9i2p3Y5dc1ti2ajeo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6GVgZH5.jpg "tumblr_n9i2p3Y5dc1ti2ajeo1_500[1].jpg")
>>72071054
no i hiss at it and run away
Did Ripley or Jones get the rest of the crews bonuses?
>>72071054
why are you applying Earth logic to alien eggs?
>>72069250
Peering into a hatching/ opening egg and trying to pet some hissing snake thingy are different. Prometheus guy tried to go Steve Erwin and was fucking dumb. That was shitty writing. Kane was curious and maybe he should have been a bit more weary, but most things that newly hatch from an egg are pretty fragile and weak.
>>72071218
what if it' not an egg but a cocoon that has a fully grown motherfucker inside hmm?
>>72069647
Reading sci-fi doesn't make you smart. Sci-fi is bottom-tier of reading. I love sci-fi and read it a bunch but I can admit I'm reading scum. You're deluding yourself.
>>72071054
Oh, FUCK no.
Not without a gun, or something I thought would be able to kill the damn thing.
Guys my daughter will be 6 this halloween. Thus far Poltergeist is the hardest scary movie ive pushed on her. Is she ready for Alien?
If not, recommendations on movies to fuck your kids up, but not teach them about intercourse or curse words.
>>72071319
The Exorcist...
>>72071319
Eraserhead is a good introduction to childbirth
![F12[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i7AiNus.jpg "F12[2].jpg")
>>72071289
k
>>72069701
They locked all vents leading away from the airlock though, dallas's first plan was to force it that way and eject the bugger. I'm sure the alien would have had a nice time exploring the ship while everyone else was locked inside the same room though.
>>72071333
I considered it but "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" will be an awkward teacher conference.
I'm considering The Thing but I dont know if she will get the whole "the alien can be everyone" thing
>>72071289
so what, you "know better" but you punish yourself anyway? You're a pleb squared
>>72071399
>>72071289
Stanislaw Lem is patrician tier.
Read "His Master's Voice"
>>72071428
did you just fucking imply I haven't read everything by Stanislaw Lem?
>>72071428
>Lem singled out only one[22] American SF writer for praise, Philip K. Dick—see the 1986 English-language anthology of his critical essays, Microworlds. Dick thought that Stanisław Lem was probably a false name used by a composite committee operating on orders of the Communist party to gain control over public opinion, and wrote a letter to the FBI to that effect.
Philip K. Dick never disappoints.
>>72071480
how the fuck are Lem's books Soviet propaganda? His major theme is impossibility of communication with alien species
>>72071319
Maybe The Gate and Tremors? Forget if there's lots of swearing or any nudity in Fright Night...
>>72071544
I don't know how a Schizophrenics mind works, sorry.
>>72071375
Right, they will all be sitting ducks in one room while that thing crawls around. Couldn't it bust out of the vents if it really wanted too? I don't remember if it had acid to use.
>>72071581
>Tremors
She loved that. I considered 8 Legged Freaks or Arachnophobia as well.
>>72067466
There is no protective clothing available that would help with that acid.
>>72071735
Jesus Christ, they could have thrown some vinegar on it.
>>72071735
so what you're saying is, if you know a guy is after you with a heavy machine gun you're not gonna put on a bulletproof vest because the bullets are just gonna push through right?
>>72071319
Creepshow?
>>72071787
How about using a real analogy? I'm not going to wear a vest made of tissue paper, no.
>>72070550
Come on man, why do you think Young Adult novels have any literary merit? Why do you think reading Twilight is fundamental? Nobodys making you read Twilight, there are better books out there.
>>72071846
so you just discovered this alien that has super corrosive acid and you're gonna chase it with nothing on, not even in the possibility that the acid is weakening as the creature is dying, or maybe that the creature has other defenses against which normal protection works?
all I can say is, thank God you don't live in Australia
>>72071905
You don't wear shit for protection in Australia either, unless you're some whiny little bitch.
Someone post the frontal of her in the tiny panties with nips poking please
>>72071928
no of course not, who needs thick boots or a hat in the bush, amirite?
right
>>72071956
Shitcunts, that's who.
>>72071968
I have a very clear picture of how you look
>>72069153
>if you approach lava do you do it in board shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTiWetiJVN8
pretty much
>>72072031
wow I guess these geologists are 100% retarded then?
>>72071787
The only protective clothing they had were the space suits and the acid went through those easily.
They weren't quick to take off either, so they would have been trapped in melting clothing that would have slowed them down.
>>72072004
Get fucked m8.
>>72072121
>hat
lel what a pussy
This thread is alot of fun
>>72071905
I reckon they were looking to safely fry the thing with the shock prod, The Thing style, what they weren't counting on was the alien maturing in a matter of hours into a 'perfect organism'
>>72072143
>shitposting
lel what a fag
>>72072104
that makes sense, when your skin is melting it just comes right off so it gives you more time
>>72071932
>>72071932
>>72071932
>>72071932
>>72071932
someone please post
>>72072164
hey now don't get triggered m8. Everyone's a pussy sometimes, just not everyone tries to make a pussy look badass, you know?
>>72072061
You need a suit if the lava isn't cooled down and there's a lot of it around you because the heat would be intense
why didn't the guy have some sort of indigestion or something before the alien bursted out of his chest like that?
>>72067030
I dare all of you to say "Can we discuss the bonus situation?" on a meeting at your workplace and make a thread about how it went. I'm pretty sure it would be an hilarious thread.
>>72072213
the frontal one
Daily reminder that Jonesy did NOTHING wrong
>>72072226
but the suit doesn't protect you if you get lava on you
>>72067030
>>72067267
>>72067387
>>72067489
>>72067565
>>72072177
This one?
>>72072228
shut the fuck up, Alien is beyond criticism and if you think otherwise you need to neck yourself
>>72072200
Yeah, why would a beta bitch like you do that? Get wrecked m8.
>>72072267
it was just a question m8 no need to get whamboozled
>>72072246
not camera was from the left, her panties looked like they were about to rip, but thanks for the pic anon
>>72072244
kek
>>72072295
not it*
>>72072282
toppest kek, did I hit a vein lad? Is Crocodile Dundee your George Washington or something? Could you not have picked someone who's less of a pussy?
>>72072295
This one?
>>72072325
>if I say he's mad then he's really man, heh heh
I've met abbos smarter than you.
>>72072348
nope, it looked like her thighs and pussy were close to popping out, and there was an astronaut looking suit in it, should've mentioned that earlier
>>72072370
Oh I bet you meet a lot of abbos m8. Everyone knows their neighborhood right
>>72071932
This one?
>>72072396
oh yes this is it, thank you anon
>>72072394
No, most aren't familiar with it at all. Unlike your mom's house.
>>72072423google heartbreakers senpai :^)
>>72072471
>u-ur mom
this feels unfair, like I'm playing chess with a baby. Are you underage?
>>72072512
Seem pretty upset. You ok?
>>72072509
thanks senpai
>>72072536
>umad
talk about scraping the bottom, kek
>>72072560
>I-I'm not mad you guys, STOP
>>72072175
And I'm sure the alien wouldn't have been able to get through the suit, right?
